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onion person @junlper.beer · 26/10/2025

might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen

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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

Hey man, amazing seminar. I'd really love to do business some time. *hands you a business card and all that's on it is this image*

Concept art of jar jar binks, who for some reason is nude(but it's okay because he's like a Ken doll)

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guac @guacamelee.bsky.social · 06/05/2025

@aggrend.bsky.social loving the new option for shockadins to get ret tier with intellect, but is there a plan to let people turn in their holy tier for them? I bought the holy legs because they were the "best option" at the time but currently the vendor will only let you trade in STR ret pieces.

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elia ayoub @ayoub.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

The fact that I know folks who are very aware of how bad Trump is and still hope that he won’t be as bad as Biden speaks volume to just how catastrophic the Biden administration has been for us. Tbc I think they’re very likely wrong, but I can’t blame them for thinking that.

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 27/12/2024

realizing i never posted it here….but too long have we been limited by the 2-dimensional political alignment chart. i think by using my new tool we can truly map another person's politics. here it is: The Ideology Cube

political alignment chart with an “annoying to me personally” z-axis

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parker higgins @xor.blue · 23/12/2024

this is funny as-is but imo way funnier when you see his lawyer

Luigi Mangione and his attorney both with white dress shirt collars over red sweaters

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guac @guacamelee.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

I know I'm too terminally online because I am CACKLING at this

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Evan Williams @evanwritescars.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

What is the charge?! Eating a meal???? A succulent McDonald’s meal?!?!

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Natasha Joseph @tashjoeza.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

Hissing "get out we're Jewish" at the first Christmas beetle of the season.

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UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance𓅃 @falconryfinance.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

United Health just deleted this page from their website lol

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guac @guacamelee.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

My therapist is retiring and he had to hide his amusement when I said "Well that's one more that I've outlived."

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guac @guacamelee.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

Are you straight or are you desperately trying to explain to your family how funny the holding space comment in the Wicked interview is?

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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.

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guac @guacamelee.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

What is the lore accurate reason for WotC knowing the future back when creating the Kamigawa set? #mtg

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sabriel is so spooky💀🎃🧛 @droningg.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

3rd gendering of trans women in the global south is used to separate them from global support and community, deny them self-actualization, license them as safe targets for sexual commodification and exploitation, and simultaneously to use them as an exemplar to beat western trans women with.

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guac @guacamelee.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

Deeply upset that the Emily in Paris S4E6 scene of Sylvie Grateau exasperatingly throwing on her shawl and asking "Do I look like the kind of person who cooks a turkey?" isn't on my MS Teams gif board, this is not the America I wish to save.

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Az~ @azrielgreen.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Assuming all fanfiction is written poorly really just shows you've never been caught in the chokehold of a 150k slowburn that changed the course of your life at 2:40am written by someone whose username has 4 Zs in it and they only wrote one fic and then vanished like an ethereal legend.

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zach silberberg @zachsilberberg.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

alternate timeline where instead of reading to children on 9/11, george bush was in the middle of filming hot ones

that famous image of george bush receiving the news about 9/11 but he's sitting at the hot ones table with some sauce on his mouth

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orinoco boo @nocontroller.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

Plugging 66 space heaters into this bad boy

Visit the SUPERDANA Store
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Extension Cord 7 in, SUPERDANA Power Strip Surge Protector with 12-14
USB Charging Ports and 66 AC Outlets, 900W/4A, Flat Plug Power Outlet for Home, Office, Dorm, Gaming Room, Fire.

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guac @guacamelee.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

*approaches lesbian couple* So.... Which one of you is Cait and which one of you is Vi?

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

I feel like videogames actually do provide a pretty accurate representation of real life right now because a lot of videogames are like “THE WORLD IS ENDING” and then you just collect herbs and pretend nothing is wrong

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Hurt CoPain @saeeddicaprio.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

some ppl workout to look good I workout to be healthy to maximize my chances of outliving an evil blue and white state and a weird south african billionaire

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Al Jazeera English @aljazeera.com · 21/11/2024

The International Criminal Court has announced that it is issuing international arrest warrants for Israel’s Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and former Defence Minister Yoav Gallant, alleging war crimes.

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guac @guacamelee.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

Ngl Bojack Horseman cured my suicidal ideation with this scene alone. BoJack: "Well, what are you gonna do? Life's a bitch then you die right?" Diane: "Sometimes. Sometimes life's a bitch then you keep living. But it's a nice night, huh?" BoJack: "Yeah. This is nice."

Bojack and Diane sit on the rooftop looking at the stars while Mr. Blue by Catherine Ferny plays.

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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

Reconnecting with the Twitter homies on Bluesky

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CerberusXt @cerberusxt.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

"Bluesky banned me for my free speech"

Terms of service : you will not say kys

Say kys

Get banned for saying kys

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

My three-year-old was reading the Atlantic when she turned to me gravely and asked “Daddy, why is America fascist now?” And when I told her “Because a trans person said Latinx at an Oberlin student Senate meeting,” she started crying.

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Sarah ⚧ ✡︎ @sarahkorse.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

"What is a woman?" Some sort of featherless biped, I think.

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guac @guacamelee.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

Dune: Prophecy is just "Space nuns start a eugenics program." (And I'm loving it anyways).

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guac @guacamelee.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

It's not really an achievement for most people who actually play the main game, but after 10 years I finally got to 1000 wins with a class in #Hearthstone :)

A screenshot of the achievements panel in Hearthstone showing "Win 1000 games as Shaman in Ranked or Arena."

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guac @guacamelee.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

You ever look up into the night sky to behold the majesty of the Pleiades and your terminally online primate brain goes "yeah sharks predate those by about 380 million years"?

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guac @guacamelee.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

Rare photo of Jinxers waiting at the Zaun-Piltover checkpoint.

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

One funny thing about being mildly well known on the internet is I booted up the dating apps again and people have accused me of catfishing for posting my own pics. "You're not really the Haus of Decline lady, your profile would be funnier." Lmao

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guac @guacamelee.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

How do you tell your liberal friends that wishing deportation on family members of Latinos who voted for Trump is insanely racist and they're actually not near as liberal as they think if that's the first place their mind goes?

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guac @guacamelee.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

I mean, JPost has quite a few articles that make it an insult to rags everywhere.

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✨Sparky Summers✨ Your Carbuncle Vtuber💛⨺⃝ @sparkysummers.vtubers.social · 18/11/2024

Feeling this one today Anyone wanna screm with me?

A picture of a possum by a tree with its mouth open, looking like it's screaming. The text above and below, fittingly, reads:

"Unfortunately to due to personal reasons: AAAAAAAA".

The amount of As has been shortened for the sake of screen readers, but suffice it to say there are many.

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guac @guacamelee.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

While yes, that's also happening, 54% of American adults read below a 6th grade level. 🫠

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guac @guacamelee.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

Thank you for putting this so eloquently. My American Jewish friends are unfairly being held to account for Israeli policy (as if they influence it???) while simultaneously being called Kapo by their friends and loved ones for speaking out against it. Many hugs to you and a prayer for peace. 🫂☮️

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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

Making RFK Jr eat McDonald's is so good as a Stalinesque tactic to break his inner circle's spirits completely, over and over. You WILL eat the Big Mac and you WILL NOT say how you think it's pumped full of hormones that cause autism. Look at RFK's face here!

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guac @guacamelee.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

I wish the US would lift a finger to help either. The US overwhelmingly supports Israeli hegemony because it is in their geopolitical interests to do so. But they won't help the Sudanese government because Iran is already... And they value their trade with the UAE more than they hate the RSF, ugh.

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