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@guacamelee.bsky.social
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rad😎, gay🏳️‍🌈, and trashy🗑️ i mostly shitpost memes, cool bug facts, and politics. فلسطين حرة & no terfs on gruul turf 4️⃣🔴🔴🟢🟢 > 🪡 my husband is the ✨favorite✨ guncle he🇺🇸 / él🇲🇽 /هو🇲🇦

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onion person @junlper.beer · 26/10/2025
might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Hey man, amazing seminar. I'd really love to do business some time. *hands you a business card and all that's on it is this image*
Concept art of jar jar binks, who for some reason is nude(but it's okay because he's like a Ken doll)
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guac @guacamelee.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
@aggrend.bsky.social loving the new option for shockadins to get ret tier with intellect, but is there a plan to let people turn in their holy tier for them? I bought the holy legs because they were the "best option" at the time but currently the vendor will only let you trade in STR ret pieces.
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elia ayoub @ayoub.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
The fact that I know folks who are very aware of how bad Trump is and still hope that he won’t be as bad as Biden speaks volume to just how catastrophic the Biden administration has been for us. Tbc I think they’re very likely wrong, but I can’t blame them for thinking that.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 27/12/2024
realizing i never posted it here….but too long have we been limited by the 2-dimensional political alignment chart. i think by using my new tool we can truly map another person's politics. here it is: The Ideology Cube
political alignment chart with an “annoying to me personally” z-axis
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parker higgins @xor.blue · 23/12/2024
this is funny as-is but imo way funnier when you see his lawyer
Luigi Mangione and his attorney both with white dress shirt collars over red sweaters
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guac @guacamelee.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
I know I'm too terminally online because I am CACKLING at this
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Evan Williams @evanwritescars.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
What is the charge?! Eating a meal???? A succulent McDonald’s meal?!?!
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guac @guacamelee.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Haha oops
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elia ayoub @ayoub.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Breaking: Amnesty International officially accuses Israel of genocide in Gaza (finally) www.amnesty.org/en/latest/ne...
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Amnesty International concludes Israel is committing genocide against Palestinians in Gaza
Amnesty International’s research has found sufficient basis to conclude that Israel has committed and is continuing to commit genocide against Palestinians in the occupied Gaza Strip.
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Natasha Joseph @tashjoeza.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Hissing "get out we're Jewish" at the first Christmas beetle of the season.
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revolvoe! @revolvoe.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
the mortal kombat ii battle ladder that leads up to shao kahn, but with the above photo edited in. a series of headshots on top of each other, on a mountain, in a purple nightmare world. the MORTAL KOMBAT II logo is in the top left.
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UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance𓅃 @falconryfinance.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
United Health just deleted this page from their website lol
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guac @guacamelee.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
My therapist is retiring and he had to hide his amusement when I said "Well that's one more that I've outlived."
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guac @guacamelee.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Are you straight or are you desperately trying to explain to your family how funny the holding space comment in the Wicked interview is?
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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
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guac @guacamelee.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
What is the lore accurate reason for WotC knowing the future back when creating the Kamigawa set? #mtg
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sabriel is so spooky💀🎃🧛 @droningg.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
3rd gendering of trans women in the global south is used to separate them from global support and community, deny them self-actualization, license them as safe targets for sexual commodification and exploitation, and simultaneously to use them as an exemplar to beat western trans women with.
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guac @guacamelee.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Deeply upset that the Emily in Paris S4E6 scene of Sylvie Grateau exasperatingly throwing on her shawl and asking "Do I look like the kind of person who cooks a turkey?" isn't on my MS Teams gif board, this is not the America I wish to save.
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Az~ @azrielgreen.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Assuming all fanfiction is written poorly really just shows you've never been caught in the chokehold of a 150k slowburn that changed the course of your life at 2:40am written by someone whose username has 4 Zs in it and they only wrote one fic and then vanished like an ethereal legend.
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zach silberberg @zachsilberberg.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
alternate timeline where instead of reading to children on 9/11, george bush was in the middle of filming hot ones
that famous image of george bush receiving the news about 9/11 but he's sitting at the hot ones table with some sauce on his mouth
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guac @guacamelee.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
I try my best to see intention behind presentation 💖 I grew up in the "oh you made a typo in your argument so therefore it is invalid and you're stupid" early internet classism and have spent the past decade actively trying to unlearn it. Language is the bane of understanding sometimes, haha.
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guac @guacamelee.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
People blame him for the Taliban taking over Afghanistan again even though he was keeping the schedule set by the trump administration. Again, misinformation abounds and it's really hard to get people to change their mind with facts if the disinfo got there first.
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guac @guacamelee.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Again, I am just trying to frame perspectives here even if I disagree with them. Misinformation abounds and it's helpful to see what kind appears in other algorithmic walled gardens.
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guac @guacamelee.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Weirdly a lot of people see trump as some sort of "peacekeeper" because he did a lot less than his predecessors in the ME. Which is factually untrue when you look at # of bombs dropped, but the perception is there because he "didn't start any new wars"
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guac @guacamelee.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Yes - but Bibi absolutely does not negotiate with Biden and apparently has a good relation with Trump. If Bibi makes Trump's perceived reputation worse, his unhinged narcissism will take over diplomacy.
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guac @guacamelee.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
But the possibility was there and desperation is a hell of a drug. Is it better to reinstate the admin that they know for sure will be bad, or take a gamble on the one that has a slight chance to be better? (Appointing Huckabee changed that tune REAL fast)
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guac @guacamelee.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
3. Trump is a catalyst for accelerationism to hasten the end of America's stranglehold on the world's economy and the West's disastrous foreign policy in destabilizing and/or creating puppet regimes in the Middle East. Again, I think America is worth salvaging but damn they have done some evil shit
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guac @guacamelee.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
2. They believe with their abstaining / voting for Stein that there is a chance that Dems will wake up and realize they are not automatically entitled to the disenfranchised left's votes just because they're "less evil." (I doubt this personally since they dug their heels in after 2016)
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guac @guacamelee.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
(side note: lol @ all of the Abraham Accords falling apart except Morocco)
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guac @guacamelee.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
We don't have the same emotional investment here. I can understand their perspective of abstaining even if I disagree with it personally. 1. There (was) a chance that Trump would have more leverage on Israel since his and Kushner's "Peace in the Middle East" was a big part of his foreign policy.
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guac @guacamelee.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
I get that and even advocated for people to not be single issue voters on Palestine and vote based on domestic policy. However, my concerns with Palestine are far less personal than those in diaspora. How could I possibly ask them to vote, again, for the same administration wiping out their family?
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guac @guacamelee.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Hating leftists more than Trump supporters is... A choice. I get that Kamala had barely more than 100 days to build a campaign, but appealing to Liz fucking Cheney ain't it. A principled Republican is still a Republican and her voting record is horrendous. I voted for her but c'mon.
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orinoco boo @nocontroller.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Plugging 66 space heaters into this bad boy
Visit the SUPERDANA Store
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USB Charging Ports and 66 AC Outlets, 900W/4A, Flat Plug Power Outlet for Home, Office, Dorm, Gaming Room, Fire.
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guac @guacamelee.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Absolutely. It will take decades to undo the damage done by Wahhabist puritanism. I'm not confident of it changing drastically with this generation as populism is on the rise worldwide, but mayhaps the next.
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guac @guacamelee.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Ba'athism WAS a secular movement. Radical Islamism is a reactionary consequence of the West's meddling in the ME for oil, especially after deposing Mossadegh (and later Reza Shah and Saddam). Fwiw Morocco and Saudi are secularizing at light speed despite being theocratic monarchies.
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guac @guacamelee.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
That's because Palestinians belong in Palestine and the "Muslim" countries have either pro-Zionist governments too cowardly to challenge the Israeli-American status quo or staunchly anti-Zionist governments who won't assist Israel with their ethnic cleansing campaign. Hope this helps.
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guac @guacamelee.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
(I found on Google but apparently the author is camille_leto on the Evil Site)
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guac @guacamelee.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
*approaches lesbian couple* So.... Which one of you is Cait and which one of you is Vi?
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
I feel like videogames actually do provide a pretty accurate representation of real life right now because a lot of videogames are like “THE WORLD IS ENDING” and then you just collect herbs and pretend nothing is wrong
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Hurt CoPain @saeeddicaprio.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
some ppl workout to look good I workout to be healthy to maximize my chances of outliving an evil blue and white state and a weird south african billionaire
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Al Jazeera English @aljazeera.com · 21/11/2024
The International Criminal Court has announced that it is issuing international arrest warrants for Israel’s Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and former Defence Minister Yoav Gallant, alleging war crimes.
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guac @guacamelee.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
This last episode aired right after I returned to the US after my Peace Corps service. "I think there are people that help you become the person you end up being, and you can be grateful for them, even if they were never meant to be in your life forever. I'm glad I knew you, too." 😭😭😭
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guac @guacamelee.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Ngl Bojack Horseman cured my suicidal ideation with this scene alone. BoJack: "Well, what are you gonna do? Life's a bitch then you die right?" Diane: "Sometimes. Sometimes life's a bitch then you keep living. But it's a nice night, huh?" BoJack: "Yeah. This is nice."
Bojack and Diane sit on the rooftop looking at the stars while Mr. Blue by Catherine Ferny plays.
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Oday elayyan 🇺🇸 @odaije7.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Reconnecting with the Twitter homies on Bluesky
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