DJ Boozy Brunch @griph.bsky.social · 8hThrough great irony we’re gonna solve the male loneliness problem by reading a chapter of lonesome dove in bed every night 010
DJ Boozy Brunch @griph.bsky.social · 9hIn retrospect handing the lathe of heaven over to a satirist wasn’t the best move 0392
Reposted by DJ Boozy Brunchgoof_off_artiste746393@yahoomail.com @goofoffartiste.bsky.social · 9hThe main project of the US now is a line-item vindication of the most histrionic and paranoid stuff ever said by Jello Biafra 191047227
DJ Boozy Brunch @griph.bsky.social · 12h“I don’t feel like I’m doing something ~original~ if I use a beat from a book of pre-made beats on a drum machine” The beat from gorillaz’ “Clint Eastwood” is the “Rock 1” setting on the Omnichord 1323
DJ Boozy Brunch @griph.bsky.social · 14hcareful swinging that “could” around guys it’s a load-bearing verb 1110
Reposted by DJ Boozy Brunchceej @ceej.online · 08/10/2026waymos are driven by the ghosts of people who died in debt 402565396
Reposted by DJ Boozy BrunchStandplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 21/09/2026 1941198
DJ Boozy Brunch @griph.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Max Miller makes another episode about Russian food and once again puts the mustard on every Slavic word in the completely wrong place. Max just say it normally it would be at least correct in one language. 050
DJ Boozy Brunch @griph.bsky.social · 08/10/2026youtu.be/RSTNhvDGbYI?...youtu.beOld-fashioned rice cookers are extremely cleverYouTube video by Technology Connections 030
DJ Boozy Brunch @griph.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I put WZ on for my kid a few months ago bc I wanted to him to hear it and was wow i didn’t remember thunder kiss 65 starting off with so many sex noises (switched to hellbilly deluxe instead) 220
Reposted by DJ Boozy BrunchJiggety Jatters. The worst name. @jessefuchs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The Sweetie-Pie From Tenafly Coming Out Of Her Well To Shame Humanity 1347
Reposted by DJ Boozy BrunchSeinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I am eating my dessert. How do you eat it, with your hands? / S06E03 The Pledge Drive 1328
DJ Boozy Brunch @griph.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I went to urgent care for that once and they told me it was probably from using the toilet too hard and this was my son’s favorite piece of trivia for a while 120
Reposted by DJ Boozy BrunchBraden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Someone at work once asked me what my guilty pleasure was and I immediately shot back “pleasure never makes me feel guilty.” I’ve seldom felt cooler than I did in that moment. Literally one minute later I tripped on an extension cord and hit my head on a whiteboard in front of the entire office 241511214
DJ Boozy Brunch @griph.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Right yeah the guy who died on the toilet is the investors’ rep and he’s looking for a reason to pull the investment so they bring in Scientists to woo him 030
DJ Boozy Brunch @griph.bsky.social · 07/10/2026She doesn’t deserve a bit as good as “good heavens my ambassadorship!” 050
DJ Boozy Brunch @griph.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Blackrock Private Bank, Wealth Management and Instrument Rental 160
DJ Boozy Brunch @griph.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Hi I’m the guy who owns the 35mm reel of The Taking of Pelham 123 that every movie theater in nyc passes around. My one rule is that you’re only allowed to screen it at 1:30 PM on a Wednesday or 11:30 PM on a Sunday. Thank you for letting me explain why this movie screens at those times exclusively. 0170
Reposted by DJ Boozy BrunchAndrew Otis Weiss @thatweissguy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026"We've got good news and bad news. The good news is we've finally gotten something back to 1996 prices." "And the bad news?" "It's a laptop." 0318
Reposted by DJ Boozy BrunchJason Rabinowitz @airlineflyer.net · 07/10/2026Please enjoy this minute long video of @governor.ny.gov struggling and failing to get one of @mta.info's new turnstiles to let her pass into her own press conference about the new turnstiles 🤣 915037
DJ Boozy Brunch @griph.bsky.social · 07/10/2026So funny thing about the cuecat: it encrypted the output so it wasn’t just a Free Barcode Reader. They figured out how to decrypt it in code pretty quickly but it turned out to be easier to just solder an extra wire in it and bypass the encryption chip entirely 020
DJ Boozy Brunch @griph.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I introduced my 7 year old (then 6) to avengers some time ago and completely forgot someone shoots Nick fury in the chest point blank with a regular gun 110
Reposted by DJ Boozy Brunchפינחס יוסף מונד @pymundgenealogy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026My Judaica publisher told me rabbis keep filling his Talmud margins so I asked how many margins he has and he said he just goes to print and adds wider margins afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding whitespace to rabbis and then his printer started crying. 433555
DJ Boozy Brunch @griph.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The trick is figuring out how that’s “professional development” instead 110
DJ Boozy Brunch @griph.bsky.social · 07/10/2026A beautiful homage to the horny little nerd reading his mom’s romance novels 090
DJ Boozy Brunch @griph.bsky.social · 07/10/2026With this network’s loss, the thread of prophecy is severed. Sign up with Spectrum High Speed Fiber Internet or persist in the doomed world you have created. 0131
DJ Boozy Brunch @griph.bsky.social · 07/10/2026fischerspooner posted that they are rereleasing their first album on vinyl and when they describe it as “seminal” that feels very appropriate 070
Reposted by DJ Boozy Brunch🐺Cold🪦Sam @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 07/10/2026haters are calling my new coinage—'Portmantwords'—a "Gross misapplication of the very concept it wishes to implement." 25110
DJ Boozy Brunch @griph.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I’m sorry I don’t have to tools to photoshop the we bought a zoo poster to reflect this 110
DJ Boozy Brunch @griph.bsky.social · 07/10/2026If I had to pick a kind of web to never be drawn into, I’d go with “of deception” 1181
DJ Boozy Brunch @griph.bsky.social · 07/10/2026They ask me “how come I never see you at the gym”. I answer “how come I never see you at the at the ah ChatGPT what’s the brain gym called 0364
Reposted by DJ Boozy Brunchheadfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 06/10/2026sorry. unfollowing now. i just wanted to support queer poc authors. i didn't know he committed seppuku after a failed coup to restore the emperor of japan. 5154561271
Reposted by DJ Boozy BrunchStandplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 06/10/2026 155792
DJ Boozy Brunch @griph.bsky.social · 06/10/2026“They’re not picking up Jason I’m just going to post this to their Facebook and they’re gonna tell you and Jason Jr. to put a pair of fucking dockers on and not embarrass me” 070
DJ Boozy Brunch @griph.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Oh good it’s prime day I get to spend an hour buying vitamins on Amazon 040
