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Grey Abandon

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One-time Mansonovic. Long-time Psych Tyson. All-time 6/10 human being.

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Richy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 15h
My online girlfriend was so shocked by the Ukraine drone strike on the Russian data centre that she's been too upset to message me all day.
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andré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 18h
it's very funny (read: stupid) to frame manchester city dismantling a rival as defiance or overcoming adversity when their ability to win a lot with squads that were constructed illegally is kinda the whole point of the scandal
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Grey Abandon @greyabandon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Is the fear of having to get ready for something called preparation anxiety?
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Nicolas Cage says he’s “probably not” working with Amazon again after refusing to sign AI waiver for “Spider-Noir”: ‘I am not an AI-friendly actor’
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Nicolas Cage Says He’s ‘Probably Not’ Working With Amazon Again After Refusing to Sign AI Waiver for ‘Spider-Noir,’ Teases Joining ‘True Detective’
Nicolas Cage says he 'probably won't be working' with Amazon again after refusing to sign an AI waiver for 'Spider-Noir.'
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Grey Abandon @greyabandon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Bloody hell, HHH just can't stay out of his own way, can he? Finally puts together a few decent weeks of TV and starts the PPV with two most boring results you could have picked.
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Sinan Kose @thesinankose.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Britain is a country perpetually furious at what it's *actually* good and throwing its toys out the pram because it's not the big muscly men hitting things with hammers country. Cultural exports, universities, Warhammer and weed, that's all we should be focusing our economy on.
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Grey Abandon @greyabandon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Chelsea are going to hand out some proper tankings this season, while also having more 4-3 losses in a single season than any team in history.
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Ann LeBlanc @robotleblanc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
friday is for kafkaposting
tumblr post poem by kleinergeist

I don't care if Monday's stressed
Tuesday, Wednesday, Kafkaesque
Thursday, feeling like a pest
It's Friday, I'm a bug
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
meme formatted as a two-panel Simpsons scene. In the top panel, Homer Simpson driving a car has Donald Trump's face photoshopped over his head, with text above reading "AI is called SI now!" Two men stand on the sidewalk watching. In the bottom panel, one of the men asks "What'd he say?" and the other replies "I dunno. Something about being a pedophile."
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Grey Abandon @greyabandon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
So, I must confess that I've been playing Ultimate Team every year since FIFA 14, and it's only with this year's game that I've realised that I've been chasing the high of 14 since then. So many hours wasted.
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Grey Abandon @greyabandon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A live-streamed execution. There is no way back from that.
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Grey Abandon @greyabandon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Nah, America is officially a failed experiment. Get the handful of people I like out of there, then wall it up.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 07/10/2026
POLITICOEurope (@POLITICOEurope) on twitter: "The European Commission has rolled out an alternative to Microsoft Teams.

But officials using it aren't impressed, with one describing the tool as "absolute shit."
vist.ly/5kje9"

Lane || Boot.dev (@wagslane) quotes: "Holy shit, America is cooked. They were able to perfectly clone the Microsoft Teams experience."
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Grey Abandon @greyabandon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A live-streamed execution. There is no way back from that.
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Grey Abandon @greyabandon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Nah, America is officially a failed experiment. Get the handful of people I like out of there, then wall it up.
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Taco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 25/02/2026
Poem in the Shape of the Poet Beating Henry Kissinger to Death with Their Bare Hands by Felix
A poem in the shape of the artist beating Henry Kissinger to death, full text can be found on the website Taco Bell Quarterly
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Grey Abandon @greyabandon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I wonder what crucial piece of information or cherished memory has been shoved out of my brain to make way for "PLAIN TOAST IF YOU'RE NASTY".
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Tom Reagan’s Witch’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Matt Damon on John Malkovich first unleashing his Teddy KGB accent on him in Rounders. His impersonation of Malkovich always cracks me up.
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Matt Holland Author Dot Com @gallaethamatt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
ChatGPT reads to my child. Grok tastes all my food. I pay £200 a day for a team of agentic AIs to play video games and summarise movies for me. Claude is fucking my wife
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Jess Calarco @jessicacalarco.com · 08/10/2026
It's telling that men would rather try to invent tech to replace humans' role in caregiving than step up as equal partners in parenting. Telling, that is, in that it shows how financial capitalism and patriarchy work together to dissuade men from doing "unprofitable" labor, like the work of care.
X post from AI industry insider Alvin Sng :

My wife: Can you read our baby a book?
Me: I can just play an audiobook from my phone.
My wife: But then it won't be in your voice.
Me: I can train a voice model.
Parenting hits different when you work in Al.
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Grey Abandon @greyabandon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I wonder what crucial piece of information or cherished memory has been shoved out of my brain to make way for "PLAIN TOAST IF YOU'RE NASTY".
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Grey Abandon @greyabandon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
As long as it can play this (and Robin Hood), I'm in. Absolute banger. youtu.be/s_HMJm-jbXk
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Atari 8-bit - Cassette Dual Track system - European Countries And Capitals [Atari] 1980.
YouTube video by StaxX28
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 08/10/2026
Principal Skinner: HAVE WE MADE MATERIAL CONDITIONS SO HH ONEROUS, CULTURE SO TOXIC, AND THE ENVIRONMENT SO DEGRADED THAT UNLESS WE REPAIR THE DAMAGE WE'VE DONE PEOPLE WON'T HAVE THE FINANCES. EMOTIONAL BANDWIDTH, OR MORAL COMFORT TO PROCREATE?

NO, IT'S THE PEOPLE WHO DON'T WANT CHILDREN WHO ARE WRONG
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Grey Abandon @greyabandon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I did find myself wondering what a 360/PS3-power indie box might look like in 2026 a few weeks back. But I guess SteamOS renders that moot?
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Astronomy 🔭 @astronomy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
NASA has released onboard video of Artemis II's reentry through Earth's atmosphere 🤩 Top speed: about 25,000 mph
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bryan newbold @bnewbold.net · 07/10/2026
ah damn, RIP Margaret Hamilton. she took safety-critical software engineering seriously, and got people to the moon and back. news.mit.edu/2026/margare...
old photos of a woman (Margaret Hamilton) standing next to a tall stack of books (printouts of Apollo space mission software source code)
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Tom Reagan’s Witch’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
when I repost myself
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𝔫𝔬𝔯𝔞 𝔫𝔢𝔠𝔯𝔬𝔰𝔦𝔰𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔠𝔢𝔯 🏳️‍⚧️ @neurosismancer.gay · 07/10/2026
YOOOO LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOO
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NYC moves to spend nearly $9M of gender-affirming care fund for minors
The funding is part of a $15 million investment announced in June as major hospitals retreated from providing such care.
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Thankfully, @reparrishcomics.bsky.social assures us there is nothing to worry about
r. e. parrish cartoon, entitled FOUND THE LOOPHOLE. 1. A man in a hat with a monkey’s paw says “THIS ... IS THE
CURSÉD MONKEY'S PAW. IT WILL GRANT THREE WISHES...”. Another man gasps. 2. “BUT I MUST WARN YOU- THERE MAY BE UNFORESEEN C-”. 3. The man who gasped says “SHUT IT, OLD MAN!” and snatches the paw off him. The first man says “BUT!” 4. The man with the paw says “I WISH FOR THE REST OF THE MONKEY”. 5 “POOF!” The monkey appears in his arms, smiling. 6. The man’s head and the monkey’s head appear in a star shape with the words “NEW BEST FRIENDS! NOTHING BAD HAPPENED!”
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
early reviews are in
youtube comment: Are you suggesting Bo Jackson is responsible for the Iraq war
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
FUCK YES. This is the energy, morality, and courage that I expect from leaders. Unbelievably brave.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 06/10/2026
The Onion newspaper cover from October 22, 1929: 

Stock Market Invincible
'Buy, Buy, Buy!' Experts Advise
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Grey Abandon @greyabandon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Unless Ronaldo's statement is a confession, I don't give a shit what he has to say.
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Grey Abandon @greyabandon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Gears of War - still the shit, unsurprisingly.
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Grey Abandon @greyabandon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Here, Lanterns was really good, eh?
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
In hindsight the moshpit was a mistake.
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Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Please remember that for every VE Schwab and Stephen King, there are a lot of banned Black, queer, and POC writers you've never heard of, to whom it is maybe not a badge of honor but a denial of their voice. Being banned is not a marketing opportunity, unless one is already rich.
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Me: This is the worst. Tomorrow: Wrong.
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Grey Abandon @greyabandon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'd rather they showed us what happens when he finally becomes Mister Chief.
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ninjamuffin99 🆖 @ninjamuffin99.newgrounds.com · 04/10/2026
rap slenderman
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SAG-AFTRA @sagaftra.org · 03/10/2026
SAG-AFTRA Announces Support for Rockstar Game Workers Union Voluntary Recognition
SAG-AFTRA supports the brave creative workers of Rockstar Games in their efforts to gain union recognition as the Rockstar Game Workers Union (RGWU). SAG-AFTRA urges Rockstar Games to voluntarily recognize the union, and to enter into negotiations and bargain in good faith for a fair work contract for their talented creative workers.
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Phil M 🦻🏼💚 🍉 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @phillm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
When they talk about reducing red tape, remember this image.
Grenfell Tower, a black smouldering carcass of the building shorty after the fire, in 2017.
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Grey Abandon @greyabandon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Monday after a week off.
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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Grey Abandon @greyabandon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That's unfair, don't forget their intention to give rich people free childcare.
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Something AI is responsible for that doesn't get enough talk: How, when it scrapes a website to illegally steal everything on it, it uses up a ton of its bandwidth allotment, crashing it or racking up massive fees for site owners.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hey, I’m just asking questions. Ignorant questions, bigoted questions, questions that have been repeatedly answered for many years. Sorry, but I’m not listening to answers right now; I’m far too busy asking questions. It’s called being intellectually curious.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
@murrman5

[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived ona deserted island for a year] it was crazy

[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
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Ian rudderbutt @reasonablemustelid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Rico Charges @NoChorus

Once at my granny's house my uncle excitedly said a James Bond film was on the tv. My Da said "sure they're all the same, a load of lads shooting at one lad then a mountain blows up." My uncle got really mad at how reductive that was then became furious when the mountain blew up.


Rico Charges @NoChorus • Sep 29, 2021

My Da, of course, knew it was the one where the mountain blows up at the end. This was a foundational lesson which illustrated to me that walking the path of the hater means knowing more about something that people
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