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Greg Machlin

@gregmachlin.bsky.social
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I write with VivaciousVandal. Won an Inevitable Fellowship for writers with disabilities. AFF Semifinalist 2025.

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👻🕯️ Human Depleted Big Natural Resources🕯️👻 @dagnificent.bsky.social · 16h
Hello it's me, the president of cartoons, and I'm here to say: we're going to make cartoons.
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Greg Machlin @gregmachlin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You are watching… the Family Learning Channel!
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Flat Pluto Coven @adhdgobl.in · 02/10/2026
"I'm a reasonable guy, but I've just experienced some very unreasonable things!"
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Valis_KR3 @valis-kr3.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Spock: Live Long and Prosper (Star Trek)
ALT: Spock: Live Long and Prosper (Star Trek)
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jeffhelzner.bsky.social @jeffhelzner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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It's Not That I'm Lazy, I Just Don't Care
ALT: It's Not That I'm Lazy, I Just Don't Care
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Super Mario 50123 @haironfire247.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Clerks: I'm Not Even Supposed To Be Here Today!
ALT: Clerks: I'm Not Even Supposed To Be Here Today!
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Michael Z. (he/him) @fizzixrat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Sigourney Weaver as Ripley: 'Nuke from Orbit'
Alt: Ellen Ripley tells the Colonial Marines “I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.”
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Greg Machlin @gregmachlin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My spoon is too big. My *spoon* is *too big.* My SPOON is TOO BIG!
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My Spoon Is Too Big
Alt: Hand drawn figure against a blank white background. A normal sized bowl of cereal is on the ground. The figure holds a giant spoon and is saying “My spoon is too big.”
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LunchCounterPunch @theultrasecret.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I wonder how many times CNN, the NYT, etc have mentioned Posobiec's name versus Piker's, being that the former's connections to vast power are much stronger, direct and sinister.
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
for years we told him to mackle less and instead of being broken, wounded, he grew so strong he mackled most
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Aaron J. Waltke @goodaaron.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We absolutely need to bring this back into screenwriting terminology, stat.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When they get back in power, Democrats need to go all-in on higher education. We need a campaign of reinvestment in public universities across the country that makes the Morrill Land-Grant Act look like nothing by comparison *and* a GI Bill of Rights-style program of tuition grants.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The oligarch class is deeply freaked out by how badly Republicans are losing the midterms, not because of 2027 (Trump already a lame duck) but because of the possibility of 2029 featuring a huge Dem Congressional majority. Look for the run-up to the midterms to be an oppo dump on D Senate candidates
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Longfang @longfang.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
RIP. This product image has killed me.
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Greg Machlin @gregmachlin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
La Cité Des Enfants Perdu! www.youtube.com/watch?v=84oO...
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City of lost children (Santa's coming)
YouTube video by Mskdav
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Mew Mew Rammy (semi ia) #BlockTheMerger @thegothcatgirl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Submitted only animated shows just to spite the lack of all but one animated show here (I had to fucking make a New York Times account just to do this, I hope you all are happy smh)
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Greg Machlin @gregmachlin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I heard all of them got bought up by the conglomerate formerly known as WKRP-WNYX. Except HBO, despite the fact that it was apparently being offered cheap?
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Greg Machlin @gregmachlin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yep! KEY & PEELE, BROAD CITY, and IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY were the nicest surprises for me, since they don't typically make lists like this!
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Greg Machlin @gregmachlin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
none of these actually exist but i love the list anyway
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Greg Machlin @gregmachlin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
and Charlie Kaufman in Adaptation and Jonathan Safran Foer in Everything is Illuminated… but, yeah, it's way overused.
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Greg Machlin @gregmachlin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Final ballot: Documentary Now was on my ballot for a long time… until I found out Crazy Ex-Girlfriend didn't make the Times list.
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Greg Machlin @gregmachlin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
With Mr. Scorsese, I felt I should have at least one documentary show on the list. And Undone is just impeccable. But seasons 2-5 of The Magicians are so good, and at such a high difficulty level, that I couldn't ignore it.
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Greg Machlin @gregmachlin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My personal NY Times 10 best ballot, though I went specifically for "10 best shows that SHOULD'VE been on the list." Gleeful comedy Legends of Tomorrow seasons 3-5 is an insanely great run and contains the most dementedly funny fight scene I've ever seen. ("Beeebo WANT CUDDLES!")
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Greg Machlin @gregmachlin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
8 out of your 10 made it on!
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Greg Machlin @gregmachlin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
No worries it's tiny font and lots of shows!
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Greg Machlin @gregmachlin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
How to with John Wilson is 80…It made it on, thankfully!
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Greg Machlin @gregmachlin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
There all is aching!
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Matt Aytch Taylor @matthtaylor.com · 24/09/2026
everything is very annoying! they should invent a reality where everything isnt annoying.
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Corinne Green @ket.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
if you have cash to spare that you want to use to help trans people, give directly to local people in need or local trans groups serving community. If you can't find any (you can! just look!), @genderlib.com is one of the two high level groups i can endorse, along w/ trans justice funding project.
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Greg Machlin @gregmachlin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The names of the those shoes are URSA MINOR (which we haven't actually written yet) and VENGEANCE, INC. (which we have!)
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Greg Machlin @gregmachlin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Why do you use so many screenshots when jumping into arguments with critics and not actually link to the posts themselves? it feels like you don't want to actually engage with them.
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Greg Machlin @gregmachlin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You seem like a doomer, so I'ma block you now.
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Greg Machlin @gregmachlin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
yes. that's *despite* the impeachments, not because of them. he had a corrupt Republican party that was also massively loyal and authoritarian and several billionaires willing to sabotage the media environment and a year (2024) in which every incumbent party lost.
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Greg Machlin @gregmachlin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
wrong. Trump's 1st impeachment badly damaged him. Impeachment sucks up oxygen and it forces Republicans to defend ever-more unpopular and ever-more criminal ideas.
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Sasha Talebi @sashat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Greg Machlin @gregmachlin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yeah, this has been my suggestion for a while. Also: you can prosecute most of the people who accepted Donald Trump's pardons from this term bc they essentially committed bribery to get said pardons.
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Rick Ward @rickward.com · 24/09/2026
Do it strategically. Impeach for one set of high crimes and misdemeanors at a time. They beat the rap for infringing the First Amendment? Try them again on the Fourteenth. Then the Fourth. Then the Equal Protection Clause, and so on until their authoritarian agenda is in ruins.
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ceej @ceej.online · 24/09/2026
impeach them all. fuck em. why should they get to fly around on our dime and hurt people? “they’ll never actually removed from office” who gives a shit? I want them miserable every day for the rest of the term. I hope they have nightmares. air their dirty laundry. make em sweat
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I just lectured about the WPA this morning and it is absolutely a model we need to bring back, for this purpose and others too.
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Greg Machlin @gregmachlin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I mean, he was running against another Democrat who had high name recognition. Put him in a 1 on 1 with a GOPer, I'm thinking landslide.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 23/09/2026
every day for the next six weeks we are going to be treated to a bunch of Republicans going “oh god oh god we’re so fucked” and I think we should all take some time to savor it
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Greg Machlin @gregmachlin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Nyati from our epic fantasy pilot ARCANA is bi. Almost all of our scripts end up with at least one bi character but I'm blanking on all the rest! @vivaciousvandal.bsky.social, help!
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Charlotte Swasey @charlotteeffect.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I wrote about the (bad!!!) state of polling for The Argument, and some things I think we can do about it (please god stop posting random polling numbers with no context.) www.theargumentmag.com/p/polling-ha...
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Polling has become a playground for grifters, liars, and frauds
I'm a pollster and this is getting ridiculous.
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Greg Machlin @gregmachlin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I was not prepared for how BAD this 1976 trailer for Star Wars was. Yeah, it's missing John Williams. But the choices of shots are BAFFLING and "Somewhere in space… this may all be happening right now!" is Ed-Wood-level. Be amazed: www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHk5...
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STAR WARS Original Trailer (Restored) - 1976
YouTube video by The ReDiscovered Future
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Greg Machlin @gregmachlin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
3/3 LBJ's political risk aversion in the Senate and his willingness to backstab innocent liberal heroes (Leland Olds) point pretty clearly to a candidate who would eagerly have thrown trans people under the bus. Unfortunately.
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Greg Machlin @gregmachlin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
2/3 made him realize that, as a Southerner, he needed to pass *a* civil rights bill. His efforts to maneuver the Senate past the segregationists were *heroic*… but they also resulted in a bill that was INCREDIBLY weak, by design, with the hope that it could be amended later.
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Greg Machlin @gregmachlin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
1/3 LBJ's record on civil rights as a President is outstanding. But in the Senate it's *way* more complicated, per Robert Caro in MASTER OF THE SENATE. He sided with the Southern conservatives, sabotaging civil rights bills, all the way up to 1957. NOW, in 1957, his Presidential ambitions…
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Noah Berlatsky @nberlat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oh hey, there's a new subscriber. As promised, here are pictures of cat in box. help me feed large cat and keep scribbling! support the newsletter; it's $50/yr, $5/month. www.everythingishorribble.net/subscribe
big orange cat resting chin on edge of box; eyes have opened. cat in box; all you can see is an ear and a bit of floof poking over the edge
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Greg Machlin @gregmachlin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
He probably thought the journalist meant *IMpressive.* Because his mind is failing.
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Robin Bougie @robinbougie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
*Peers around, sizes things up, frowns, immediately slams vulva shut*
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