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Aoife “Fe” Baker

@vivaciousvandal.bsky.social
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Writer and Costume Designer. Trash panda. Inevitable fellow 2022. Story Incubator Lab fellow 2024. AFF semifinalist 2025. Repped by AE Jones. A lady and a gentlethem. Cooking for the unhoused: ko-fi.com/vivaciousvandalcooks

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Danielle Ryan (Lestat Era) @danirat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Gavin newsom with a creepy dead eyed smilethe smiler from Transmetropolitan
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Aoife “Fe” Baker @vivaciousvandal.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m watching “Though I Am An Inept Villainess” and definitely somebody who worked on this is chronically ill. I love it! It’s a body swap comedy but the nice gal who gets her body stolen is SO PLEASED to wake up in a healthy body and everyone else is confused by her joy.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Gobsmacked by the elite levels of not knowing ball in the Senate today, thinking an NBA team is called the Hawkeyes then, refusing to Google it, then accusing a guy of treason because you didn’t know the Iowa Lady Hawkeyes aren’t in the NBA. Somehow I don’t trust these people to Save Girls Sports.
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Aoife “Fe” Baker @vivaciousvandal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Okay I DO GENUINELY think all generative ai is evil and using it for special effects is destroying jobs, and ALSO I just got an ad for a cdrama where the female lead’s best friend who died comes back in the body of a cat.
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Tim Gaedke @timgaedke.com · 26/09/2026
talent is a lie
a cartoon picture of a frog throwing a crooked looking clay vase with the words “talent is a lie, just do it anyway”
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, working at a desk. A brain next to her says, "We need to take breaks!"
The second panel zooms in on Sarah's face. She is annoyed. She says, "What if I don't listen to you?"
The third panel shows the brain smiling.
The fourth panel shows the brain reaching towards a lever. The brain says, "I'LL MAKE YOU."
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
After a long day at the aquarium, the otters help tidy their toys away. Payment is made promptly and entirely in ice cubes.
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Aoife “Fe” Baker @vivaciousvandal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Earthquake?
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Kari Dru @karidru.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You know, i do think it's quite telling when coffee (or anything, really) is a "treat." Because 2 things: the implication that you should feel bad for luxuries. And also: A treat? I could have sworn it was a societally demanded signifier of both togetherness and productivity.
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Newfound Planets @i-find-planets.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
They have discovered a planet. We could sail there via tesseract. A narrow lazy river ejects slowly there. It's a nice planet.
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👻spOOokika👻 @the17thqueen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
guys
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Aoife “Fe” Baker @vivaciousvandal.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I made spam musubi yesterday using the oven instead of the frying pan and I’m never going back.
12 slices of spam in a sauce fresh out of the oven spread out on a parchment-covered baking sheet
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bubbe yaga @ellearmageddon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
you cannot defeat fascism by ceding anyone’s bodily autonomy.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 20/09/2026
Sparrow (@sparrowincrisis) on twitter: "very strange CCTVs" [Two hollow rectangular metal brackets attached to a pole. Inside each bracket, two small sparrows are huddled together looking outward.]

Kaspen (@griffonboi) quotes with: "Now this flock I support"
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 20/09/2026
[First-person view holding a handful of small, square cat treats out to a tabby cat. A plate in the foreground holds square pizza rolls that look identical to the treats.]
"You and I are not so different"
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spirit airlines presents: airplane fall @makeitsnow.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
street urchin
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Aoife “Fe” Baker @vivaciousvandal.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The endo is really endo-ing today. I had to bail on going to see Weird Al live tonight. That’s bad.
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Aoife “Fe” Baker @vivaciousvandal.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Danielle Ryan (Lestat Era) @danirat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
gonna make a new doctor who series that's just all star trek filler episodes
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Aoife “Fe” Baker @vivaciousvandal.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I don’t know that I could live in a less perverse city now that I’ve acclimated to LA.
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Liz Thurmond @countmystars.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Okay, so are there functioning small towns/villages in England anymore or is it all small cities, London, and National Trust buildings? Asking for a project :P
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Aoife “Fe” Baker @vivaciousvandal.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My plan for Halloween this year is to make somehthing Ren Faire-esque so I will be set for next spring. I’ve been wanting to make some short stays and bloomers for a while. But the question is… what should the costume’s subject be? Gay pirate Raven from Teen Titans Armor a la Zendaya Sailor Mercury
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Aoife “Fe” Baker @vivaciousvandal.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Cool cool cool the external ultrasound claims I don’t have any of the mass or fluid that the previous one found so I am pretty much for sure gonna have to have the internal ultrasound again, which I had been desperately trying to avoid.
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Cole Haddon @colehaddon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Brutal.
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Aoife “Fe” Baker @vivaciousvandal.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
#stuffmymomsends
A post titled “accidentally gave my kid trauma for breakfast this morning” with a product called “funny side up” that shows two eggs and bacon turned into a cute dog, side by side with the actual result of a Tim Burton nightmare dog face made out of ripped burnt egg
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Aoife “Fe” Baker @vivaciousvandal.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
#stuffmymomsends I don’t actually know what inspired her, I guess it’s just spooky season so she’s revisiting my Halloween costumes of years past?
A text combo where my mom sent me a photo of Crowley from Good Omens and a photo of me as Crowley for Halloween “who wore it better? Well if you ask me…” k said “lol. Definitely him. Her “WRONG!” Me: “ironically I look more like an aging man with jowls.”
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 13/09/2026
The accuracy, it burns!
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Aoife “Fe” Baker @vivaciousvandal.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
@gregmachlin.bsky.social puts up with my constant torture because I bribe him with food on rotation. So far this week he’s already had 2 omelettes, garlic confit toast, sautéed zucchini, dalgona coffee, corn on the cob, cookie butter smoothie, pesto sandwich, potato salad, chicken and black rice.
A text combo in which I offer Greg his choice of “Omelette, chicken pesto pasta, chicken pesto sandwich, chèvre stuffed figs, fresh pressed juice?”
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Aoife “Fe” Baker @vivaciousvandal.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I’m trying to convince myself not to buy these right now, but just picture a strand of the diopside star ovals and then a single North Star pearl a little off center at the collarbone.
A google search result showing images of black diopside beads with white 4-pointed star asterism sparking across their surface like a night skyAn array of freshwater pearl beads that have been grown into four-pointed stars
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Aoife “Fe” Baker @vivaciousvandal.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
If I have to wake up to this image first thing in the morning then so do you. #stuffmymomsends
The text “when you decide to abandon beauty standards and start to simple enjoy life:” over a medical manuscript illustration of a giant lying on a hill, but it’s got fish legs, bat wings, a pregnant belly and boobs, a beard, and Devil horns. It looks like it’s laying out to get a tan and the villagers in the castle nearby are weirded out.
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Aoife “Fe” Baker @vivaciousvandal.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I just want to dress like an evil villain all the time, is that too much to ask?
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
13-year anniversary of Subway getting really mad at us.
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New Subway Promotion To Honor Subtember 11
MILFORD, CT—Citing a wide range of deals customers will “never forget,” fast food chain Subway announced an exciting new promotion this week to honor and commemorate Subtember 11. “With a number of te...
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Aoife “Fe” Baker @vivaciousvandal.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I’m cheating on my child with @thisisleeann.bsky.social ‘s child this weekend.
The top of an orange cat's headA brown dog on a green pillow with a lolling tongue
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Aoife “Fe” Baker @vivaciousvandal.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Every time you hear about an LA heat wave, just know I am fighting my demons to not shave my head again. It took a whole year to get my mullet back after the last Chelsea cut incident, and I’m not a patient person.
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Spooky Back From The Dead Lazarus @jlazarus.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I love re-upping this: for decades the main library at UCLA had the generic name University Research Library because the person most responsible for getting it built was an English professor named Hugh G. Dick and the university refused to name it after him.
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Kari Dru @karidru.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The robots do not have brains. This is distinct from the possibility of becoming ensouled. Which are both distinct from the need for using care in selecting your tools and treating them with respect once chosen.
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Jen @ladyjenpool.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Adult friendship is just texting "I'm good life is kicking my ass how are you" over and over
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Lawprofblawg @lawprofblawg.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
When the "I have more of a comment than a question" hits the two minute mark.
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Aoife “Fe” Baker @vivaciousvandal.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I love when you can identify the himbo at first panel just by the titwindow
A page from Philomel The Fake where a brown-haired man is saying “ I can’t believe they’re saying our sister is a criminal! That’s not possible! Let’s go rescue her right now!” His collarbones are visible in a slutty little cutout.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
New kind of racism just dropped.
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Fucking Jeremy. (He didn't get far)
Wooden sign that says days since last tortoise escape and the number 00
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Our society's unfathomable cruelty to homeless people is not just morally unjustifiable, but more expensive than housing people would be. Cruelty against the homeless is an unaffordable luxury. Abandoning homeless people to avoid offending the Protestant work ethic is an unaffordable luxury.
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spooky seasonings for a new instance @o-c.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Japanese filmmaker Seijun Suzuki, smoking a cigarette and glancing to his right (apparently being interviewed by an offscreen figure), and saying "Action films are for women. They like the bloodthirsty stuff."
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Aoife “Fe” Baker @vivaciousvandal.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Photos do not do justice to these faceted Czech-glass-dipped pearls that I’m currently knotting. Gonna make some earrings too with a simple silver beadcap.
A hand holding a string of dark grey-blue-green faceted pearls
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Aoife “Fe” Baker @vivaciousvandal.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
In case you’ve ever wondered, toppokki looks just like blood when you take the wrong meds and puke it back up.
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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 05/09/2026
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Graham Annable @grickle.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Follow your passion. #grickledoodle #spiderman #DocOck #octupus #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor
Doctor Octopus who genuinely loves octopuses crouches on a rocky shore as several pink octopuses cling to him and his long mechanical suit arms; caption reads: "It really wasn't about the suit, or Spider-man, or any of it. He just legit loved octopuses. And they loved him."
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ouinne @ouinne.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
My favorite fun fact is that we humans are actually better at smelling petrichor than sharks are at smelling blood!
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Aoife “Fe” Baker @vivaciousvandal.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
@gregmachlin.bsky.social has apparently been writing down a lot of the mean things I say to him, and now he’s reading them back to me. I’m crying. I might be genuinely psychotic I have no memory of most of these!
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