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Graphei

@graphei.bsky.social
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I wake up in the morning and think, “Again?!” Code by day. Write by night. Scuba all the time.

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Graphei @graphei.bsky.social · 16h
Classics & Religious Studies degree here. I partnered with an early OCR effort because the programmers couldn't tell if things had scanned correctly. In the end, it was a lot faster to teach me some Python than to try and teach them some Attic Greek.
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Polling USA @usapolling.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jesus Christ dude
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Graphei @graphei.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I have a type. That's for sure.
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hailey @hailey.at · 23/09/2026
P(doom) - Nightcore Remix
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Graphei @graphei.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Does this mean they finally fixed that display case bug? youtu.be/iZODN0QUgjI?...
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KALLAX STORAGEBORN, a free creation for The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim™ from IKEA.
YouTube video by IKEA Ireland
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Graphei @graphei.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
So they invented 90s Yahoo?
An email from a company that says:
Hi there, Website Launches is a public  directory that tracks newly launched websites. We added (your website) after it was detected going live. When a site first launches, an initial public listing is created. Many site owners choose to claim their listing to confirm details and manage how their listing appears publicly.
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Graphei @graphei.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I'm sitting in one of my favorite haunts writing. Me: Ugh. Why is dialogue so hard? Barista: Why do you think I went to school for poetry?
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Justin Jest @justinjest.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Graphei @graphei.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
oh god it me.
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Graphei @graphei.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Screenshot of Girl (feat. KAYTRANADA) by The Internet off their Ego Death album.
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
😦
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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 23/12/2024
GERALT: Hhh. Seven Monster cans. Empty. And a diet Dr Pepper. If you're lucky, you've got a pack of small gamers. VILLAGE HEADSMAN: And...and if we're not lucky? GERALT: One really big one.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP DOLLEY - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELETEN GAZING INTO DA FUTURE THINKING ABOUT "WHEN IT WILL HAPPEN" FOR ALL KINDS OF PEOPLE - "THE WRONG PEOPLE KEEP DYING, CAUSE THERE BUILDING A GANG IN DA AFTER LIFE FOR WHEN THE RIGHT PEOPLE SHOW UP - U KNOW WHO, I RESPECT TERMS OF SERVICE " - NO AFTER LIFE FOR ME IM GONNA BE STUCK IN SAMSARA FOR A WHILE "CANT STOP PARTAKING IN DA SUFFERING" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Graphei @graphei.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
obligatory we got GTA VI before TES VI.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The Witcher 4 is accidentally the funniest game of all time despite not being out yet because it means three Poles with a potato and a dream were able to make not one but two AAA fantasy RPGs before Todd made TES VI.
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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Roman Insect Gladiators in the TMNT logo design
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Christlike Alf can still happen if people want it bad enough
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Musk should be forced to use his personal wealth to clean it up. Clean the moon, you dead eyed haddock-faced bitch. What do you mean it's too hard? you were going to have a city living on Mars as soon as 8 years ago. Do it by Tuesday.
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madwoman in the gattic @emilygadabout.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
inshallah and that wadi don’t run high
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Graphei @graphei.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I got a tan in England. No, that's not a euphemism for anything.
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Graphei @graphei.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Now taking recommendations for noise cancelling headphones that work exceptionally well on airplanes. A bit of engine noise is good, but I need something capable of drowning out a herd of screaming 3 year olds.
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fangy @jeannesfangs.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
witnessing the birth of a new all timer post is such a beautiful thing
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EMILY WILSON @emilyrcwilson.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
There is a lot to say about the Nolan Odyssey movie. But one point that I think has not been emphasized enough is: this is a film about living in LA, as Nolan, my erstwhile British compatriot and age mate, has done for years. I gather it’s a strange place.
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 23/07/2026
{watching this video of emily wilson reciting aloud from the odyssey in the original greek} Ma'am,, respectfully,,,, 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
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Graphei @graphei.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Waiting for people to find out that the funeral at the end of the Iliad isn't for Achilles.
A screenshot from reddit that says "TIL that the story of the Trojan Horse is not mentioned in the Iliad and is only briefly mentioned in the Odyssey. The account of the Fall of Troy that is known today was written by the Roman poet Virgil in 1st Century BC"
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Graphei @graphei.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Love watching the people who resented reading the Spark Notes version of The Odyssey 20 years ago have lukewarm takes on Wilson's version now.
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Graphei @graphei.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Wishbone the dog, as Odysseus, in heroic Greek armor
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Graphei @graphei.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I’m not mad a black woman was cast as Helen of Sparta. I’m mad they depicted Helen and Clytemnestra as identical twins.
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Byron C Clark @byroncclark.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The creator of Roger Rabbit (who is 85 years old by the way) is a good sort Crossposted with @openvibe.social
Gary K. Wolf •  
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I've had to unfriend a few fans lately, all for the same reason. They made ridiculing, unkind, and in some cases outright cruel comments about pictures I posted of young women cosplaying Jessica. 
More than a person, Jessica is a state of mind. To play Jessica, you need self -confidence, a sense of humor, and a Jessican -attitude-. There is no such thing as a Jessica cosplayer being too short, too flat chested, too heavy, too thin, too unattractive, too black, too Asian, or even too male!!! All Jessica, any Jessica, every Jessica is good Jessica. 
I'm not giving any warnings or second chances. A single disparaging comment on a Jessica cosplayer, and I'm throwing you out of the rainbow colored Toontown Tent.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 16/07/2026
get a load of RFK Jr's mini me
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
On September 17, 1976, a 29-year-old Elton John sat at the piano at the Edinburgh Playhouse without a band or large production and performed seven songs solo. Here’s “Don’t Let the Sun Go Down on Me.”
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Graphei @graphei.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
The Batrachomyomachia > The Odyssey.
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
i honestly think generative AI could do a better job than 95% of VCs, let's be real
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Graphei @graphei.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
TradCaths talk about Latin mass the same way some folks say The Civil War was about states' rights.
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Graphei @graphei.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
savagely dragged to hell with this one
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
The Angel Belly of Cleansing is here to heal your timeline. Photo from my collection, ca. 1970s.
Photo looking down at a beautiful longhaired white cat on a brown carpet. The cat is sprawled out on its back exposing its glorious fluffy belly, it’s little leggies flopping to the sides.
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 23/06/2026
apparently the bassist for the Oregon Symphony wore a shark costume for their performance of the Jaws score, you love to see it www.reddit.com/r/Portland/c...
photo of a symphony orchestra in concert, only the double bass player is in an inflatable shark costume
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Jon Danziger @danziger.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
I’m Ben Shapiro. I’m Benny Johnson. I’m Catturd. This…is “60 Minutes.”
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Graphei @graphei.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
i will neither confirm nor deny i scraped my knee falling off a bench doing a Rockettes kick.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 14/06/2026
Parade. Thursday. Manhattan.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 14/06/2026
HISTORY.
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
LMAO
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Graphei @graphei.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I AM SO FUCKING HAPPY!!
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Graphei @graphei.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
They've got hieroglyphics on them & Egypt is shaped like the Pyramids. If 6 year old me saw this, she would've had an aneurysm from sheer joy. 41 year old me is barely managing to keep it contained, but I did muster up the courage to tell them their jerseys were cool. Because they are.
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Graphei @graphei.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
The Egyptian World Cup jerseys SLAP
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
You did not have “changes in the results”; there were no results to change, because the ballots were still being counted.
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Graphei @graphei.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Superbloom on repeat.
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Graphei @graphei.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Dub Dub! Dub Dub! #apple
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Graphei @graphei.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
KNICKS IN FOUR!
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Graphei @graphei.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I forgot how much I love rollercoasters.
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