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newspaper editors emailing their cartoonists today:

Dril tweet:
@McDonalds i would suggest studying caricatures from early 1900s racist war propaganda to help your team devise his gruesome appearance

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newspaper editors emailing their cartoonists today:

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misread this as 'Royal Family' and got excited for a moment

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𝔐𝔞𝔤𝔫𝔢𝔱𝔰 🧲 @magnets.eurosky.social · 08/10/2026

it'll help the vaccines get round your system, stands to reason

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americans on bluesky: britains invaded the world for spices and don't use any lol lmao americans on social media when nobody else is looking: i do not own any salt or pepper

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also just remembered when @superstarchar.bsky.social told us he convinced his Canadian pal that 1p is a penny, 2p is a lenny, 5p is a quince, pound is a quid, £2 is a polo, and then he'd be in shops like 'well let's see i've got 2 lennies and a quince...'

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if I was a cat then I would only want to eat biscuits all day every day too

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who'd have thought after those dark years in the Minions Erotica group dm he'd turn out so well

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i once had twitter user James Clee convinced that in Scotland we call Christmas 'Crungus', that on Crungus-eve the Kringleman comes to visit, and that he was the inspiration for the Judderman from the Metz Schnapps ad

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the common belief that so-called "back office" roles in the public sector are unnecessary is predicated on an understanding of the world of work that's no deeper than "when mummy hides her face she isn't actually there anymore"

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sometimes they're just a tiny little guy in the corner nodding and smiling and occasionally looking wide eyed with surprise, presumably putting in the least possible effort to prevent them getting content ID'd for essentially just posting someone else's video

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I love when they keep flickering in and out of view appearing in different corners of the video and then their face gets visibly dragged around the screen

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good to see some love for Curse of Monkey Island, it was the first one I played and probably still the one I remember most fondly

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Ash @queerash.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

ask any MP if they could do their role without their office full of staff replying to all their letters and emails and organising everything for them so they can get on with their actual job, and if not why does that logic not extend to other professions

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one of my favourite bits is watching senior folk and/or external critics (often politicians) discover and reinvent this from first principles "ugh our operational staff aren't delivering, they're spending all their time on admin! maybe we could develop a role that does all the admin all at once???"

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thought I was going insane when I first saw an ad for one of those mice that's just replaceable batteries! they tried to make us forget such a thing ever existed!!

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unfortunately they made slap bass illegal in 2000 😔

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you forgot "minesweeping a table full of half drunk pints in brewdog aberdeen"

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what day is it lad? why it's datix day!

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Blood & Wine really is like a big gift to the player wrapped up in a bow

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not even a "you'll have had your tea"

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staff at my local council working from home? workshy scroungers on the take men doing roadworks who are not literally digging with a shovel the moment I drive past? lazy bastards, all paid to stand around and do nothing

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children outside with their friends? ban it homeless person has a mobile phone? they're not really homeless, and if they are it's their own fault for spending all their money on phones disabled person taking a holiday? strip their benefits, make them sit inside staring at a wall all day

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I'm convinced this attack on university degrees is actually motivated by the british disease of being resentful that someone, somewhere, might be enjoying their life somewhat and they simply must be destroyed

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I remember someone put 1 man 1 jar up on the computer at a house party and unplugged the mouse & kb, I was in the kitchen and I just heard the glass crunching sound and an entire room of people gasp and scream

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When I first played W3 I thought that White Orchard was the entire game map ("hmm it's a lot smaller than I thought it'd be") so when it opened up and I arrived in the miserable wastes of Velen I was blown away by both the scope and the contrast with White Orchard. One of my all-time gamer moments.

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Gorkamorka encouraged you to kitbash bits from other GW games together onto your trucks too

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Jan @janhopis.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

incredible book, one of my all-timers, every pilgrim's tale is completely unique and compelling

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The "hipster zombie" from the biggest mobile game of 2010, Plants vs Zombies, sighted as a bluesky avatar on October 6th, 2026. Stick it in Anthropeum.

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