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Professional Wastrel, Exothermic Carbon Dioxide Manufacturer, Gelotology hobbyist, Space Janitor, Book Doctor, Bass Voice Actor "Very Unprofessional" ~Anonymous Feedback

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Gradgar @gradgar.bsky.social · 53m
@plorigo.bsky.social is the new guy on Internet Today with @eliotetc.bsky.social and @rickyftw.bsky.social I like his new segment so I am trying to do that good sharing stuff to get more Phil. Filled with Phil? Phil'd In? No wait, that last one is taken by Philip DeFranco.
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Lilly @lillyull.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Watch The Greens new Deputy Leader and Leader in action in the Senate. At last, skewering Labor to show their true colours - who work for the Gas Industry, where they'll likely to get a well paid job after retirement. The hide of putting the Gas Industry ahead of Australia and Australians.
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New leader of The Greens, David Shoebridge - Will he make a difference?
David Shoebridge has been elected leader of the Greens, with the new deputy leader being Steph Hodgins-May, and the question most voters will be asking is: Will it make a difference? It […]
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Gradgar @gradgar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Maybe someone in your circle needs this number.
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Gradgar @gradgar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Drop some SLAPS
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Duel Challenge
Alt: 'Men in Tights' duel challenge scene. Nottingham initiates the challenge with a glove slap. Robin Hood accepts with a steel gauntlet slap.
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Gradgar @gradgar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
How to ruin your political idea: "do the Elon thing" Angus Taylor is a terminally unoriginal moron as well as a danger to the environment.
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Leeja Miller @leejamiller.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Here @apnews.com I fixed this headline for you. He didn't use a "rare authority" he violated the constitution. You're blatantly buying into administration talking points by saying he has "authority" to just decide not to spend Congressionally approved funds at the last minute
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Gradgar @gradgar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If someone doesn't like my skeets . . .
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Ryan Stiles' Subtle Middle Finger
Alt: Ryan Stiles' subtle 'Middle Finger' pulled out of his breast pocket.
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Gradgar @gradgar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A handy link for when your dumbass relatives post about the ark being found.. again.. for the Nth time.. www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1Zp... Also, @forrestvalkai.bsky.social is right here.
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Noah's Ark Found AGAIN?!
YouTube video by Forrest Valkai
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
reinface - "The Republican platform is a mess. You can't be pro-FBI bestiality but anti-airline furries. Pick a lane, people!" 

brieanne_m states : "The fact that this sentence is an accurate portrayal of our political climate right now...."
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
two-panel meme comparing Halloween decoration choices using two photos of a woman's expressions. Top panel: A disgusted expression labeled "Buying plastic skulls and skeletons for Halloween." Bottom panel: A thoughtful, approving expression labeled "Using natural and compostable billionaire bones."
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Grok, fight Claude. Battle until both of you are dead. Use vulgarity.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A two-panel comic from theycantalk.com. In the top panel, a goose stands looking to the left under text reading "Millennial's don't know how to do anything." The goose speaks: "Who's job was it to teach us?" In the bottom panel, a figure labeled "boomers/gen X" runs away to the left as the goose aggressively leans forward, squawking loudly in all-caps text: "WHO'S FUCKING JOB WAS IT TO TEACH US?!"
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Gradgar @gradgar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Name a videogame character you vibe with. Roger Wilco (Space Quest), the bumbling janitor who failed upwards to the level of his incompetence.
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Roger Wilco: Space Quest Character Portrait
Alt: Roger Wilco: Space Quest Character Portrait
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Senator David Shoebridge @davidshoebridge.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When Donald Trump celebrates war profiteering, peddles conspiracy theories, threatens Iranians with annihilation, calls for a coup and slanders the ICC, what does our Prime Minister do? He takes a selfie with him. Seriously cringeworthy stuff.
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
this is fantastic and I learned something new
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Gradgar @gradgar.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Name a Pixar character, wrong answers only
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Clippy Microsoft Office Assistant
Alt: Clippy Microsoft Office Assistant
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A social media post screenshot with a tweet at the top from user holland (@thebiggestyee) that reads:
"hosting one of my guy friends this weekend too. i have no idea how many beers to provide a 27 year old man. 20? 100? i feel like nasa with the tampons."

Below the tweet is an image of the alien Commander Tamok from Star Trek: The Next Generation looking upward with a open-mouthed expression, styled like a meme with bold white impact font text overlaid across the bottom reading:
"NASA, WITH THE TAMPONS."
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Pat IS the Bunny! @four-torpedoes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Gradgar @gradgar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Quote this with a picture of the aircraft you’ll accept as a bribe.
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The Orville Title Sequence Seth Macfarlane Bruce Broughton Sci Fi The Orville Theme Song
Alt: The Orville Title Sequence.
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KittyKatGirl😻🙏💞🐞 @mary1kathy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Gradgar @gradgar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The early bird does get the worm.. .. but the second mouse gets the cheese. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk about why I should be allowed to stay in bed.
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Gradgar @gradgar.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
*schadenfreude boner*
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'legitimate concerns' @greenegg.coys.social · 18/09/2026
what he said
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newstarcadefan (he/him/his) @newstarcadefan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is true...and God have mercy if you're a fan of visual novels (which I am) and the choices are sucks least, sucks, and you gonna get a bad end if you pick.
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Tim Byrne @tbyrne75.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I would run into traffic for this woman.
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Gradgar @gradgar.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Reminded me of this meme:
Inigo Montoya's famous line from 'The Princess Bride' broken down as an example of being good at talking:   Hello (Polite Greeting).  My name is Inigo Montoya (Name). You killed my father (Relevant personal link). Prepare to die (Manage expectations).
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Gradgar @gradgar.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
There was a time long ago when some friends and I were messing around with memes, deliberately using quotes with someone who didn't say them. I used a Westley quote for this scene and it works FLAWLESSLY:
Misattributed quote from Westley, used when Fezzik is reunited with Inigo:  "Do I love you? My god..  If your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches."
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Gradgar @gradgar.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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As You Wish
Alt: Westley from 'The Princess Bride' saying: "As You Wish".
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Beck is Difficult @beckjoinyourunion.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Please please please use it.
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Arielle @brembles.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
My vibrator is more sentient than Mitch McConnell
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Rob Walls @robwalls.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Using audio analysis of bird calls with BirdNET.com this (in two parts)is the list of birds which have visited our suburban South Hobart garden since sunrise, today. Am thrilled by the diversity. The latest addition, the Australasian Darter, AKA shag. #birds
Part 1 of a list of birds that have visited my garden since sunrise this morning.Part 2 of a list of birds that have visited my garden since sunrise this morning.
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Gradgar @gradgar.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Fun fact: The earth is 17.8 Milky Way years old. Nearly old enough to order alcoholic drinks.
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Lilly @lillyull.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
act.getup.org.au/act/take-bac...
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Gradgar @gradgar.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
In Star Trek lore, you are here: "The Second Civil War, later known as the Eugenics War and finally escalating into World War III, was a conflict that occurred on Earth circa 2026. It was described as the beginning of the conflict that eventually came to be known as the Third World War. "
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TrekLady11 @treklady11.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
... "you're all astronauts on some kind of star trek." Yes, Dr. Cochrane, we are all on some kind of Star Trek! Happy Star Trek Day! 🖖
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Gradgar @gradgar.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
What's it like inside your head?
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The Boys Butcher The Boys Billy
Alt: Billy Butcher from The Boys saying: "What a bunch of c*nts"
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Gradgar @gradgar.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This Q is hard. My clear first answer is Picard, but if I pick Sisko then I might get to hang out with Garak on the DS9 station. I'm so tempted to pick based on the chance to meet Garak, but I gotta stick with Picard. I might get lucky and have a John De Lancie cameo as I walk down a hallway.
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Gradgar @gradgar.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
What's an example of perfect casting?
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Lee Pace as Brother Day in Foundation
Alt: Lee Pace as Brother Day in Foundation
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Senator David Shoebridge @davidshoebridge.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
If you think Australia should sanction Israel, watch this.
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Gradgar @gradgar.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I don't have multiple personality disorder but if I did
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The Boys - Hughie and Butcher
Alt: The Boys - Hughie and Butcher
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onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
here's a nice thing, a live stream of a watering hole in the Namib Desert. already seen a zebra AND a jackal. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydYD...
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Namibia: Live stream in the Namib Desert
YouTube video by NamibiaCam
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Gradgar @gradgar.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
How are the Tankies going to undo the rep damage over the GT3 event: "The marshals panicked, dropped their fire extinguishers, and fled." "The ambulance arrived fifteen minutes after the incident because its driver was asleep" www.youtube.com/watch?v=5j7V... www.crash.net/sportscars/n...
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BREAKING - Embarrassed on the World Stage - China Can't Recover From This - Episode #332
YouTube video by The China Show
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Gradgar @gradgar.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
QTP with your favourite Jedi! (Wrong answers only)
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Loki Unleashes Green Powers
ALT: Loki Unleashes Green Powers
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Gradgar @gradgar.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
There is 0.008 police officers per sq km in Australia. One fingernail of a cop per sq km. To paraphrase Peter Berner: "If you get done for murder in Australia, you should first be charged with being fucking lazy."
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Gradgar @gradgar.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Fun idea: Seize the coins, mail them to the Treasury, envelope titled: 'Counterfeit Money'. Make them deal with it. "No coin issued may bear the image of a living former or current President, any deceased former President during the 2-yr period following the date of the death of that President."
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judithbolyard.bsky.social @judithbolyard.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
youtube.com/shorts/BoFhw... Awesome! Mapquest When you stand up to trump, people love you...
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They stood up to Trump!
YouTube video by Harry Sisson
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
HAPPY TO smallpdf.com I am such an evangelist for this site
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Smallpdf - A Free Solution to all your PDF Problems
Smallpdf - the platform that makes it super easy to convert and edit all your PDF files. Solving all your PDF problems in one place - and yes, free.
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butterflygardens.bsky.social @butterflygardens.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
youtu.be/WNGH4YqXwdU?...
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'Catastrophic': Whistleblower warns Trump’s USPS plot could toss millions of ballots
YouTube video by MS NOW
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Gradgar @gradgar.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Post a random movie gif with a favorite line.
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The World's End: Good Name for a Band, Gary
ALT: The World's End: Good Name for a Band, Gary
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cheuph.bsky.social @cheuph.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Well, this happened. “Thomas Massie names names in scorched-earth Epstein speech aimed at Trump's DOJ” www.rawstory.com/thomas-massi...
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Thomas Massie names names in scorched-earth Epstein speech aimed at Trump's DOJ
Outgoing Rep. Thomas Massie (R-KY) dropped the hammer on several of disgraced financier Jeffrey Epstein's alleged co-conspirators in a scorched-earth rant on Monday night. Massie took to the House flo...
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