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Gradgar

@gradgar.bsky.social
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Professional Wastrel, Exothermic Carbon Dioxide Manufacturer, Gelotology hobbyist, Space Janitor, Book Doctor, Bass Voice Actor "Very Unprofessional" ~Anonymous Feedback

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Gradgar @gradgar.bsky.social · 2h
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New Zealand Family Puzzle Time
Alt: New Zealand 'Legend' advertisement, Puzzle Time scene.
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Gradgar @gradgar.bsky.social · 2h
i suck at sexting. i be like "new number, who dis?"
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Gradgar @gradgar.bsky.social · 6h
Inb4: cat getting in it.
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Gradgar @gradgar.bsky.social · 14h
Already blocked by a list called "Bad takes on Ukraine".. Oof.. that sickle symbol isn't just a political leaning, they went full 'for the motherland'.
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Gradgar @gradgar.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Nice. Make Binface your deputy. Not because he'd be good but it will make Farage cry into his cereal every morning.
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Woke Gamer 👾 @serfoxtail.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Yep. Tells you all you need to know.
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Gradgar @gradgar.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Keep the couch clear. His partner is going to need it as a place to crash soon.
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Gradgar @gradgar.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
How did it go and how many disciplinary meetings did you have to do as a result of your actions? Personal best score?
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Gradgar @gradgar.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Thank you so much for this vid. I can now say "I've lost my glasses but at least I've never 'put them back in the store' lost them."
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Gradgar @gradgar.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
🤣🤣
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JinxInTheOcean @jinxintheocean.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The cast of Saturday Night Live, and especially Lorne Michaels should be ashamed of themselves.
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Gradgar @gradgar.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
'cat cat bunny?' *watches clip OHHHHH...
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Gradgar @gradgar.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Only 2 years? Hahah! Gotta love the optimism in the face of his team's utter destruction.
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Gradgar @gradgar.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I see why you're an atheist now. Team 'not killing anyone' certainly sets you apart from god.
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Gradgar @gradgar.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Share a character that reminds you of yourself
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Firefly: Wash's Dinosaur Battle
Alt: Alan Tudyk in Firefly: Wash's toy Dinosaur Battle
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Gradgar @gradgar.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Adding even more reasons to vote them out. Now voters get to laugh at Elon wasting his money on bad fruit.
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Gradgar @gradgar.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
My trick is losing my glasses and then finding them on my head.
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Gradgar @gradgar.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Call him on the new yellow prop phone. Use vulgarity.
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Gradgar @gradgar.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Due to some bot-hunting ops, I can confirm that Iceland was a big player in the Russian bot market. Iceland has frustrating levels of 'client info privacy' when it comes to the internet and they've been happy to shield Russian ops and scams from prosecution. Iceland has been helping fund Russia
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Gradgar @gradgar.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I'd suggest breeding him out of our gene pool but his requirements are going to do that naturally. We don't need to intervene.
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God @thegodshow.com · 12/10/2026
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Gradgar @gradgar.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
@octogeisha.bsky.social, big news from the bot wars. Your bot assassin is out of a job! Apparently all I needed was a drone missile. Why didn't I think of that??
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Gradgar @gradgar.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
#Twitch My bot hunting mission is OVER. Years of emails chasing their companies around the world from host to host. I had them pinned behind borders that I could not cross (back to their home in Russia). Now Ukraine has taken them all down. #SlavaUkraini 🟨🟦
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Gradgar @gradgar.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I track bot usage for a particular site and the results are massive. Hearing reports from others on X, Reddit, FB, and Youtube that all say the same thing: "The bots stopped when Yandex got hit."
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Gradgar @gradgar.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Unfortunately my idea doesn't accommodate a fold. Maybe I also misunderstood the assignment because I thought the original magnetic one couldn't either.
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Gradgar @gradgar.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
heh heheh "sticky biological reality" One day I will grow up..
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Aragorn But Notthis Day
Alt: Aragorn: "But it is not this day!"
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Gradgar @gradgar.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
^ The cost of using my business model is: 1x 'big smug grin' for not paying the insane $35 postage.
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Gradgar @gradgar.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
8x A4 magnetic sheets - $22.50 USD 8x A4 printable sticker paper - $9.00 USD 5 rulers per page = 40 - 1 (take one for yourself) 39x $10ea - costs = A cool $358.50 USD profit.
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Gradgar @gradgar.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Interviewer: Can you explain this gap in your CV? Jesus: For fuck's sake.. It was, like, 2 days..
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Gradgar @gradgar.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Bot reply: "Yes." Real-life Sophia reply: "Yessss." It's literally an open-book test and they're still failing.
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Gradgar @gradgar.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
This picture screams: "EXCUSE ME?"
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Gradgar @gradgar.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Protester makes a really good point. How many thousands of cases of human trafficking can ICE be hit with?
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Gradgar @gradgar.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Bertrand casually tripping over the Dunning-Kruger mountain some 150 years before it existed.
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Gradgar @gradgar.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I love it!
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Gradgar @gradgar.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It's really not hard to have more charisma than Dutton. Anything better than 'halitosis-chewed popstick' is better than Dutton.
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Gradgar @gradgar.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The hilarity of making him parentless for not knowing the particulars of the parentless hero.
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Gradgar @gradgar.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Can we just blow them both up on the launch pad?
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Gradgar @gradgar.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I worry that enforcing this rule would hide the monsters. It should remain a litmus test for self control.
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Gradgar @gradgar.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This time make it so that the first 4 aren't about sucking the dick of the list-giver and say something about slavery being bad.
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Gradgar @gradgar.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This time make it so that the first 4 aren't about sucking the dick of the list-giver and say something about slavery being bad.
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Gradgar @gradgar.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Nothing says 'i'm shit at golf' like ripping up the obstacles.
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Gradgar @gradgar.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Persistent daily welfare checks for this dude's wife.
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Gradgar @gradgar.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Test received.
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Gradgar @gradgar.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Big props for taking it down. <3
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Gradgar @gradgar.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I felt the same so I looked around. It's being posted/reposted by someone called "Strange AI" on Facebook. Whether it is or isn't, Someone who specializes in AI content thought it was AI enough to repost.
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Gradgar @gradgar.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Combine 2 Song Titles 2 make a New Song. (Special RHCP level) Under the Zephyr.
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Gradgar @gradgar.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Thank you. At least someone is helping to clean up BlueSky.. Too bad that it's not the @support.bsky.team team. (hint hint @support.bsky.team DO YOUR JOB PLEASE )
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Gradgar @gradgar.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I join the other people who beat me to Rainbow Connection. I thought I should add something new, but R.C. is too amazing to pick another.
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Gradgar @gradgar.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Post your profile pic (and banner).
Fox Mulder neatly lining up pencils ready to flick them into the ceiling. The pencils in the roof as a result of Fox Mulder's procrastination.
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Gradgar @gradgar.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Interviewer: 'Could you explain this gap in your CV?'
Jesus: 'Dude, it was like 2 days.'
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