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Leland Sage

@lelandsage.bsky.social
1.8K followers 333 following 2.4K posts

Heavy metal, wandering paths, observing nature, playing music, martial arts, and terrible puns Between the mountains and ocean in NC

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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My profile contains multitudes of banger posts lost in the aether.
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Some personal good news is that I was able to tighten my belt a notch today.
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I just saw this and tonight I will be revisiting some Venom tunes.
Picture of Cronos from Venom with in memoriam 1963-2026
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Simpsons themed metal band named Crowbart.
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I am grateful for death as eventually all the cruel people shall die one day.
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Posting this for @theunorthodox.bsky.social to see what you think.
Meme with a picture of a Jeep with an USA flag printed on the spare tire cover with text which reads:

Head like a hole, black as your soul, I'd rather die, jeep flag butthole
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Me reading the news everyday.
Still from the movie “Big Trouble in Little China” where the character Thunder swells up with rage before exploding.
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Starting a new religion with one of main tenets being an obligation to torture and kill known abusers. You cannot infringe on my deeply held beliefs.
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Nothing will ever change unless the rich and powerful are publicly beaten and executed.
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Me starting my coffee grinder in the morning: “Man, this grindcore vocalist is spitting hot fire.”
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If you are a guitar player and are having trouble finding the natural harmonics don’t forget that you can just make new ones in a pinch.
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I saw this so now you must as well.
Meme with a picture of Trent Reznor and french fries from Sonic, Burger King, and Wendy’s with text which reads:

I think you owe me a great big apology

TERRIBLE FRIES
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My desire to become a strange forest dweller grows stronger each passing day.
Meme with an old gnome smoking a pipe with text which reads:

Born to esoteric

Forced to society
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Listening to 80s LOTR heavy metal.
Cover art for the 1985 album “Battle At Helms Deep” from the band Attacker
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Told my wife that I retired from trying to be a hottie a couple years ago and she told me I’m doing a terrible job.
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Me flirting: Can I log in to your personal hotspot?
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It is wild to me how most people in US do not bat an eye paying income taxes for the military and war but suddenly they become fiscal hawks when the price of fuel increases.
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Interviewer: “Where do you see yourself in five years?” Me: “Fighting AI robots in the streets for survival and killing fascists to have clean water and food for my family.”
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Autumn morning mood.
Picture of a wizard in a red hat and robes behind a half closed door with text which reads: 

please hesitate to contact me
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
How did the black metal band get trapped? They fell into a dungeon and there was Norway out.
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Today I went to an animal sanctuary and experienced a few new things: Petting a friendly camel Seeing Patagonian cavy Being growled at by an emu Witnessing tortoises have sex
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The internet has unfortunately opened a portal with an endless supply of men who give us douche chills.
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Listening to Crowbar while lifting weights is something everyone should try at least once.
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Asking the important questions.
Picture of a centipede and a millipede with text which reads:

How come in America centipedes and millipedes aren't called inchepedes and footepedes
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
SWEDISH DEATH MEAL
Meme with a plate of food including Swedish meatballs with text which reads:

IKEA Admits Their Meatballs Are Made From People Who Couldn't Find The Exit
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It works out pretty well that my wife and I are both attracted to the same type of woman (sassy brunette with meaty thighs).
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
New Dungeon Serpent album is on the horizon.
Cover art for the album “Lamentations of the Shadowkingdoms” from the band Dungeon Serpent
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
You know things are getting serious when a pan flute starts playing.
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Happy National Tattletale Day
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Sigh really knows how to take you on a musical journey.
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Finally getting back to a consistent practice routine on the guitar and oh boy, I sound like shit.
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
(Gilbert Gottfried voice) “CHRRRIIISTFUCKER”
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Once all the food and water is no longer safe to consume we will eat gunpowder and drink blood.
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Meme with a picture of a man meditating with text which reads:

Me morphing back into a healer after I just cursed out everyone in traffic.
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Crab rangooning is this anything?
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The Constitution is a sham and we all know it. Poorly written document and easily exploited.
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
In the late 90s I saw Samael perform live on tour after they released this album. They also played several tracks from Ceremony of Opposites and a teenage me was mortified when they had to restart a song because of technical difficulties with their drum machine.
Cover art for the album “Passage” from the band Samael
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Picture of yin yang symbol with a brain on one side and a heart on the other IN IN side with text which reads:

INSIDE OF YOU ARE TWO DIPSHITS
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Remember, it is called music theory, not music law. You can play whatever you want.
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Be excellent to each other or whatever John Wick said in The Matrix.
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This is me at social functions.
Meme with a picture of Shrek looking with side eye with text which reads: 

when you bring up that trees talk to each other through massive underground fungal networks and you're waiting to see if anyone else is cool at the dinner table
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Fleshlight Acockinlypse
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The first day of autumn is three weeks from today. I am ready for days to be under 90°F.
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Twin Peaks is the only show with a character who has my name so it adds to the surrealism in a personal sense.
Still of Leland Palmer looking strange with text which reads: 

Waiting to drop a Twin Peaks reference, in a social setting.
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Death metal in the vein of Death.
Cover art for the album “The Insight Eye” from the band Illogicist
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I’m about to see Spin Doctors, Gin Blossoms, and Blues Traveler perform live.
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
When I was a kid in the 80s and 90s there were persistent warnings about peer pressure. But with the amount of podcasters and influencers and their followers, I would argue peer pressure has become a much larger issue as an adult.
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I stand corrected. Started my cardio conditioning this week by running sprint intervals today and it was hard as hell.
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I suspect come November that ICE agents and military personnel will be stationed at polling places and it will result in them harming citizens trying to vote.
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I saw this art piece online but there was no information or credit. Can someone identify this?
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