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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 23h
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gootsky.bsky.social @gootsky.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Davis Mills levels of neck here
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ali alkhatib @ali-alkhatib.com · 30/09/2026
shutting down frat houses won't end rape culture, but it will disorganize a lot of rapists, and i think that's probably worth doing if only to destabilize what is apparently an ecology of organizations that functionally exist to rape women per the whole "purpose of a system is what it does" insight.
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gootsky.bsky.social @gootsky.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I want to meet the “Fuck that” lady. I want to have a beer with her. I want to play cornhole with the “Listen to this shit” guy.
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Sherrod Brown @sherrodbrownoh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
NEW AD: Listen to this sh*t.
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don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
when I ask my doctor about some of the side effects from my medicine that he wants to prescribe
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
dolly parton died of big natural causes
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I could be easily outnumbered by two or more men
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gootsky.bsky.social @gootsky.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
You’ve piloted your last stone temple
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Grant @grantnewkirk.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Countries with pyramids are currently undefeated in the World Cup
Egyptian PyramidsMexican Chichen ItzaMemphis Bass Pro Pyramid
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gootsky.bsky.social @gootsky.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
He just like me fr
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gootsky.bsky.social @gootsky.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
The tanking slogan this year will be “Planning for Manning”. Losing games this season is the first step in the plan.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 15/05/2026
Today marks Nakba Day, an annual day of remembrance to commemorate the expulsion of more than 700,000 Palestinians between 1947 and 1949 during the creation of the State of Israel and the year that followed.   Inea is a New Yorker and a Nakba survivor. She shared her story with us.
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gootsky.bsky.social @gootsky.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Dude is not good at reading out loud lol Popcorn!
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gootsky.bsky.social @gootsky.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
The A stands for “Associated with Fascists”, apparently.
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gootsky.bsky.social @gootsky.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
BREAKING: Sean Duffy’s wife stuck in dryer. More at 11.
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Adam Macqueen @adammacqueen.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
SHAFT
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
he's been rushed to johns hopkins landscaping
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gootsky.bsky.social @gootsky.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Mickey communist confirmed smh
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gootsky.bsky.social @gootsky.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Troops should be able to conserve their food by eating less, it’s literally called “rations”.
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gootsky.bsky.social @gootsky.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Literally taunting us. This is a subtweet.
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gootsky.bsky.social @gootsky.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Can this be a solution?
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gootsky.bsky.social @gootsky.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
How did you get my email address, Busch Light?
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gootsky.bsky.social @gootsky.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
*whispers* I don’t want to use tax dollars to pay back corporations for tariffs when they already passed those costs down to the consumer. The reimbursements won’t also get passed down to us. The tariff money is already in a bank account in Dubai under Trump’s name.
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gootsky.bsky.social @gootsky.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I didn’t know I needed to see Frasier talking hard to Edge until I saw it, but I figured you might want to also.
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gootsky.bsky.social @gootsky.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Luis Suarez wants to bite this guy so bad.
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gootsky.bsky.social @gootsky.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
End of civilization because Hegseth wants to hit a +800 bet smh
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gootsky.bsky.social @gootsky.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
While sexual predators walk free. Great criminal justice system ya got there.
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Mary L Trump @maryltrump.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Every American needs to watch this:
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Republicans about to be like “you gotta separate the politics from the politician”
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gootsky.bsky.social @gootsky.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
These people aren’t going to protect you. They’re in on it.
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SwampLizard @swamplizard.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
(Dude suddenly stops pushing his broom across the floor of the Death Star) Does this look like a big laser to anyone else
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gootsky.bsky.social @gootsky.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Abolish SCOTUS
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gootsky.bsky.social @gootsky.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
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gootsky.bsky.social @gootsky.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
…all of em?
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Congressman Shri Thanedar @thanedar.house.gov · 09/01/2026
The tragic death of Renee Nicole Good, a 37-year old mother fatally shot by ICE, shows that ICE can’t be reformed and must be abolished. I’ll be introducing the Abolish ICE Act as a step toward justice, accountability, and humanity in our immigration policy. Time to melt ICE.
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TV's Adam, who died 25 years ago THIS VERY SAME NIGHT, @tvsadam.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
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gootsky.bsky.social @gootsky.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Hey don’t judge me but I kinda want to go to the Noah’s Ark-themed creationist museum.
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gootsky.bsky.social @gootsky.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Reading the redacted Epstein files is going to be like listening to a censored DMX song.
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gootsky.bsky.social @gootsky.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
If only Dick Cheney knew you could just come out and say you were going to war for oil. We could have saved those 3,000 lives in 2001. Or maybe he still would’ve done it just because he was a sick fuck.
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Chess.com @chess.com · 16/12/2025
How to fix soccer: 1. The field is too big, shrink it. 2. Too many players on the field. Limit it to two. 3. Paint the field in a black-and-white grid. 4. The ball is replaced by pure positional advantage. 5. Pawns everywhere.
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gootsky.bsky.social @gootsky.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Jimmy Buffet is in the Epstein files, but I think he just really likes islands 🤷‍♂️
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gootsky.bsky.social @gootsky.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
English accents aren’t real. They’re just messing around with us. When we’re not there they just speak normal to each other.
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gootsky.bsky.social @gootsky.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
They should invent a president that doesn’t have dementia.
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sadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that? We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
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gootsky.bsky.social @gootsky.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
My “I wasn’t with Jeffrey Epstein all the time, I wasn’t AT ALL” T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the T-shirt
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gootsky.bsky.social @gootsky.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Fuck OFFFFFFFFF!!!
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gootsky.bsky.social @gootsky.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Tried tellin yall the Subways weren’t safe.
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gootsky.bsky.social @gootsky.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
People don’t punch people anymore
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