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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 01/10/2026

if you think about it, winning via a direct connection to the divine father of all creation through His appointed emissary on Earth is a much more egregious cheating scandal than banging on trash cans

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GollyZilla @gollyzilla.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Your soccer name of the day

Title of a Wikipedia page for a soccer player named Ragnar Oratmangoen

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GollyZilla @gollyzilla.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Ok so Joe Espada does the “it’s mutual” thing tomorrow, right?

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GollyZilla @gollyzilla.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

That is the Bryan Abreu experience I expected

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GollyZilla @gollyzilla.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

America’s military strength is in its ability to deliver fresh chocolate cakes from Pennsylvania Dutch country to forward operating bases in Afghanistan and you insecure, ideological dweebs fired all of the people who know how to do that.

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GollyZilla @gollyzilla.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

This sounds unironically amazing

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GollyZilla @gollyzilla.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

This is logically consistent and should be supported

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Pizza Las Vegas @muyrando.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

*traffic stop* Me: I don't have my license. Cop:. What's your name? Me: Freeda Go-Sir. Cop: You're Freeda Go-Sir? *I playfully pretend to drive off* *the cop shoots me 17 times and gets two weeks paid vacation*

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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

i think RFK Jr.'s colon-destroying steak and sauerkraut diet, tradwife culture, and Silicon Valley CNC parties are the same thing: a desperate attempt among powerful men to convince each other that gluttony, rapaciousness, and raw domination are not just their birthright but their responsibility

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GollyZilla @gollyzilla.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Last weekend at Riot Fest, a mosh pit did indeed move counterclockwise during The Beths’ set because they are from New Zealand

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GollyZilla @gollyzilla.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The lack of animation on here is sad. Bojack is the only animated show on here and they barely put it into the top 50. The absence of Venture Bros., Rick and Morty, and Gravity Falls seems like a huge blind spot

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GollyZilla @gollyzilla.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

And they STILL haven’t found what they’re looking for!

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Ash McGonigal @ashmcgonigal.com · 25/09/2026

Okay, I had to do it. My apologies to fans of Star Trek Enterprise and Mad About You

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GollyZilla @gollyzilla.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I took psychic damage looking at this and now you have to too

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Fake Muppet Show Guests @fakemuppetguests.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Jim Henson?!

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GollyZilla @gollyzilla.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Who wants to flood his office with furry art

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GollyZilla @gollyzilla.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

You know Tuberville has seen furry porn and can’t admit to himself that he liked it

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GollyZilla @gollyzilla.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

You know he loves Pavement just by looking at this photo

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Jay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

One of my favorite cases of someone being Wrong on the Internet was a very earnest, very confused vegan who was telling people how cruel honey is; and it eventually turned out they thought honey was made by putting bees in a centrifuge and spinning them around until they threw up.

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GollyZilla @gollyzilla.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The best part about visiting Chicago is that every time I come to the city, my stomach doubles in size and I grow an extra liver

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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The way to look at this is George bush is trying to help Donald trump retain power on the Hill

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Tay C. - COMMISSIONS OPEN 3/5 @meowzerswowzers.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

One of my college professors once told us he had a nightmare about this. In it, some of my classmates were huddled around a witches cauldron and they chanted "white girls LOVE pumpkin spice!" I don't know if that says more about pumpkin spice or the damage my class did to his psyche.

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GollyZilla @gollyzilla.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Wow that podcast would be awful. It also could happen

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GollyZilla @gollyzilla.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Replace the first threee words with “Harry Potter and the…”

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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

prime directive memes

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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

As a professional punter, I’m in absolute awe at the masterclass put on by this Congress. Just punt after punt after punt, it’s like rewatching the 0-16 Lions.

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GollyZilla @gollyzilla.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

That’s a lot of Froot Loops puke

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GollyZilla @gollyzilla.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Fargo (1996) Cinematographer: Roger Deakins #oneperfectshot

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GollyZilla @gollyzilla.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Nobody in the comments mentioned the classic tale of an individual enjoying his solitude, defending his family’s property, and dispensing frontier justice against his aggressors. I am of course talking about Home Alone

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GollyZilla @gollyzilla.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Nothing but net from the horse

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Eric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

GEFILTE PHISHING

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sirosenbaum.bsky.social @sirosenbaum.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

buddy you just described an alt-weekly

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GollyZilla @gollyzilla.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

My main take away from Colorado start up week is that anybody who starts a business immediately becomes a slave to that business, and therefore I am not going to start a business. I’ll definitely help you fuck up your own life though (if you pay me)

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GollyZilla @gollyzilla.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

This isn’t the point, but studying calculus is one of the best ways that I learned higher reasoning

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Abacus Wizard @abacuswizard.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

THE POTATOES OF DEFIANCE ARE SPROUTING

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I’d never really experienced it much before but holy shit now I know what people mean when they say the YMCA has a penis envy problem

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GollyZilla @gollyzilla.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

In eighth grade, I had to do a project on Ralph Waldo Emerson, and my main takeaway was that Henry David Thoreau was a massive moocher

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Arizona Right Watch @azrww.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Now comes the part where we throw our heads back and laugh

The bronze Charlie Kirk statue outside TPUSA headquarters. There are flowers and US flags at its base. Someone has thrown red paint on his neck and spray painted a sad face on its stomach region.

Nice weather we’re having

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GollyZilla @gollyzilla.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

The Iviess don’t filter for the most intelligent people, they filter for the most competitive. Add in legacies, and you’ve got a lot of people bringing down the average intelligence

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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Instead the anniversary of 9/11 has been recast merely as a moment of touching national unity *not* the Pearl Harbor of the GWOT. Not many mentions of Iraq or Afghanistan at all today really! Down the memory hole! Let's all remember when President Bush threw out that first pitch at the Yankees game!

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GollyZilla @gollyzilla.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Nobody: Absolutely nobody: Lewis Carroll absolutely zooted on opium:

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GollyZilla @gollyzilla.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Remember everybody, we get to experience Orthodox Kiraversary again in two weeks!

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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

This is how to square the circle between "we had togetherness" vs. "no we didn't." There was a very real sense of unification, a lot of beefs were put aside, Bush II had a high 80s approval rating. And it was centered around fear, anger and bloodlust.

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Americans Fondly Recall 9/11 As Last Time Nation Could Unite In Bloodlust

WASHINGTON—As they reminisced 20 years later about a devastating and historic national tragedy, Americans reportedly took note Saturday of how the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks were the last time the cou...

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