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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 17/03/2026
Who's got 1.85 thumbs and deciding maybe we should read the table saw manual?
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GollyZilla @gollyzilla.bsky.social · 14h
Why do I suspect she also doesn’t use butter?
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GollyZilla @gollyzilla.bsky.social · 17h
Thank you!
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GollyZilla @gollyzilla.bsky.social · 17h
Where do you source this? I’ve always wanted to find this information.
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GollyZilla @gollyzilla.bsky.social · 18h
I want to see him level Kansas and put that 800 foot cliff through the middle of KC
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GollyZilla @gollyzilla.bsky.social · 23h
Flo hasn’t handled money or weapons in years. She doesn’t discuss business on the phone, only in person. Homegirl has been hiding in plain sight for decades.
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GollyZilla @gollyzilla.bsky.social · 23h
That actor just kills every line read
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GollyZilla @gollyzilla.bsky.social · 23h
Hey, they got a sitcom pilot!
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GollyZilla @gollyzilla.bsky.social · 23h
Just put THC in it you cowards
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Worf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Commander Riker, There has been a security breach in our computer system. Your search history is being broadcast to the entire crew. Worf
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GollyZilla @gollyzilla.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Liberty Biberty, the Emu, and Doug
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Good Bad Ugly Ennio Moricone
Alt: The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly shooting looks at each other
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GollyZilla @gollyzilla.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Dr. Strangelove or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and love the Liberty Biberty
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GollyZilla @gollyzilla.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Does the Gulf War count?
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GollyZilla @gollyzilla.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
all kayfabe broken
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GollyZilla @gollyzilla.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He’s a smart person who plays a stupid person on television. Like Peyton Manning used his skills for evil.
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GollyZilla @gollyzilla.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The story of the modern GOP is the nationalization of the deep south Long held pattern of voting for racism over prosperity
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GollyZilla @gollyzilla.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That’s right suckers, I finally filled out mine #My9Games my9games.com/en/s/a079440...
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The 9 Games That Shaped GollyZilla | My 9 Games
Pick the 9 games you love most and share them. Take a look at the 9 games shared on this page.
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GollyZilla @gollyzilla.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My grandma actually did that in WWII
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GollyZilla @gollyzilla.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m mostly only knew about the thing where he stole the crab legs from a grocery store, which is weird enough on its own
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GollyZilla @gollyzilla.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
As a Texans fan, I will forever be indebted to the Browns for taking that trainwreck off our hands
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GollyZilla @gollyzilla.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Stiff is one way to describe Brett Favre
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 01/10/2026
if you think about it, winning via a direct connection to the divine father of all creation through His appointed emissary on Earth is a much more egregious cheating scandal than banging on trash cans
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GollyZilla @gollyzilla.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Your soccer name of the day
Title of a Wikipedia page for a soccer player named Ragnar Oratmangoen
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GollyZilla @gollyzilla.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So Espada is gone, like, tomorrow, right?
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GollyZilla @gollyzilla.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ok so Joe Espada does the “it’s mutual” thing tomorrow, right?
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GollyZilla @gollyzilla.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Look on the bright side, even if the Astros win, Espada is still not returning
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GollyZilla @gollyzilla.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That is the Bryan Abreu experience I expected
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GollyZilla @gollyzilla.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
But he’s Our Yordan Savior
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GollyZilla @gollyzilla.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And that’s why they’re going to win the pennant
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GollyZilla @gollyzilla.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s not fair when they have the entire Catholic Church on their side
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GollyZilla @gollyzilla.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They look mentally destroyed
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GollyZilla @gollyzilla.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
America’s military strength is in its ability to deliver fresh chocolate cakes from Pennsylvania Dutch country to forward operating bases in Afghanistan and you insecure, ideological dweebs fired all of the people who know how to do that.
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GollyZilla @gollyzilla.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This sounds unironically amazing
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GollyZilla @gollyzilla.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Abbott Elementary crossover episode
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GollyZilla @gollyzilla.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Also the game is at 4 on Tuesday which doesn’t help
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GollyZilla @gollyzilla.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Creed, Nickelback, stuff from the turn of the millennium that combined grunge and arena rock
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GollyZilla @gollyzilla.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Nah, that’s hair metal. Butt rock is the next decade
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GollyZilla @gollyzilla.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is logically consistent and should be supported
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Pizza Las Vegas @muyrando.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
*traffic stop* Me: I don't have my license. Cop:. What's your name? Me: Freeda Go-Sir. Cop: You're Freeda Go-Sir? *I playfully pretend to drive off* *the cop shoots me 17 times and gets two weeks paid vacation*
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GollyZilla @gollyzilla.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is the weirdest fortune cookie I’ve ever gotten
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i think RFK Jr.'s colon-destroying steak and sauerkraut diet, tradwife culture, and Silicon Valley CNC parties are the same thing: a desperate attempt among powerful men to convince each other that gluttony, rapaciousness, and raw domination are not just their birthright but their responsibility
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GollyZilla @gollyzilla.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Last weekend at Riot Fest, a mosh pit did indeed move counterclockwise during The Beths’ set because they are from New Zealand
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GollyZilla @gollyzilla.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You guys are moderates!
The same test everybody else is showing saying a first percentile far left person
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GollyZilla @gollyzilla.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The only animated show is Bojack and that barely cracks their top 50 despite its quality
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GollyZilla @gollyzilla.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is a show that just ran its ninth season, and the last two have been among their best, or at least most consistent.
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GollyZilla @gollyzilla.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hey man, I still follow and love @avesbrasil.bsky.social
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GollyZilla @gollyzilla.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Remember that time we logged in and suddenly the site was entirely in Portuguese? Bem vindos a BlueSky
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GollyZilla @gollyzilla.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The lack of animation on here is sad. Bojack is the only animated show on here and they barely put it into the top 50. The absence of Venture Bros., Rick and Morty, and Gravity Falls seems like a huge blind spot
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GollyZilla @gollyzilla.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
And they STILL haven’t found what they’re looking for!
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