Reposted by Don't be mad cause I

"Ssssoo we got to Airmaster, or as I like to call him, Assblaster because my blast got ass-ted and oooohhheeee boy, we're never getting to (pitched down) put on the dress at this point.
So R.I.P. Materia to Shroud Pfife and onto our 6th SOLDIER, you messed it and you guessed it: Cleud Strefe!"