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Chris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Incredible Facebook slop ad I just got

Horse pin with an illustration of a horse and the following text:
"Give a man a horse he'll eat in a day, teach a man to horse. and make him drinks water."

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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

It’s so awesome that every billionaire is insanely stupid

Mark Cuban: Hey @grok, which is more likely to create a human extinction event or series of events in the next 25 years, Al or Climate Change ?
Assign a probability to each
If the answer to either is yes, do your best to put a timeline for when you think it happens
If the answer is no. Explain why

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Clue Heywood @clueheywood.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Thrilled to report the Arizona Rattlers CHUG CAM appears to be sponsored by an intervention and recovery center

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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

It’s big ball chunky time

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charles (west coaster) mcdonald @fourverts.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

dont forget the democratic establishment refused to endorse this man because they found this kind of language going too far they have always been spineless, gutless, complicit losers. always. but now the heat of the moment is making that fact even more plainly viewed for everyone to see

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago

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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

Barry Bonds put up 83.6 bWAR through his age 31 season so yeah I do www.baseball-reference.com/players/b/bo...

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Dan McQuade @dhm.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

Every bit of Facebook AI slop about an athlete looks like Mike Piazza on Baywatch

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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

what did you eat. open. open!

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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 10/07/2025

wasn’t prepared for how good this would be

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Citizen Slain @shanesheehy.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

My latest for the New York Times:

Mamdani’s policies hit on a personal level. Last month, Mamdani came over to my house late at night. He banged on the door so loud it woke up my neighbor’s dog. I came to the door and said Hey why are you knocking so loud. He walked right past me and entered my house without even waiting for me to invite him in. He walked right over to the kitchen, opened my fridge, and asked if he could drink my special imported lemonades. I said he could have one, he took a single sip, said YUCK really loud, and started pouring all my lemonades down the sink. I asked him politely if he would at least give me the bottle caps for my bottle cap collection and then he demanded to see my collection. So I took him into my den and opened my velvet cases filled with antique bottlecaps. He asked me to read the lettering on the first one but when I brought it close to my face so I could read it he just pushed it right into my face. While I was distracted from this he knocked over all the bottlecaps onto the floor and told me to clean them up. I got on my hands and knees trying to carefully collect each of the bottlecaps and rearrange them and he started accusing me of eating the bottlecaps. I *don’t* eat the bottlecaps I pleaded. But he continued to laugh and then he made me eat the most expensive one.

About a week later he called me on the phone to apologize for this incident. He told me that to make it up to me he wanted to take me out to dinner at my favorite restaurant, Jongo’s. I agreed. When I got to the restaurant I realized he had invited everyone from my life to the other tables: coworkers, family, friends, influential bloggers, people I had met at bottlecap conventions. Even Brad Lander was there. After ordering a glass of wine for everyone he stood up and initiated a toast. At first I was flattered but then his toast took a dark turn. He started telling everyone how I eat bottlecaps. When I protested he made me stand up and handed me the cork from the wine. The entire room started chanting: eat it, eat it, eat it! I have never felt so much peer pressure in my life. I ate the cork and the whole room laughed at me. They put the whole thing in the newspaper and also on the local channel one news. There is a big picture of the event on the wall at Jongo’s now and I can’t eat there without the staff making me eat bottlecaps, corks, etc. My neighbor's dog won’t even let me pet him anymore. This is why I feel like New York City needs different leadership.

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

He’s praying to Mecca

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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

bsky moderation cooked my ass here

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let's go mets baby love da mets

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goetta @goetta.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

Ah yes you say the stocks went down? How interesting

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goetta @goetta.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

Someone is nearly finished building a new house in my neighborhood and it's very beautiful and almost certainly not a place where a murder would live

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

I fear the Chinese are already cooking us with great precision 1/2

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

this feels like a way to tell someone to fuck off

An email from NFL on Location, subject line "The Jets are Headed to London and You Can Join Them!"

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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

It’s crazy how child molesters back into parking spaces to signal to each other and we just tolerate it

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sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

unidentified man on loudspeaker announced national assembly voted to block martial law. everyone cheered and then the loudspeaker played the worst music imaginable. just the most based korean energy.

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