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stressica 2: electric boogaloo @moonyeyed.bsky.social · 2h
Is anyone able to please contribute towards help with groceries? I don't get my cenno until Wednesday and I'm nearly out of a lot of basics. Any help is so appreciated 💕 my beem is @ drools and payID is moonyafterdark@gmail.com thank you 💓💓
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Marghoul @marghoul.bsky.social · 6h
Please boost. Just a few dollars would help me get something.
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𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜 @godkingchorgus.bsky.social · 12h
He knows what he’s doing!
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𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜 @godkingchorgus.bsky.social · 13h
yeS
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𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜 @godkingchorgus.bsky.social · 13h
Genuinely insane to have such a high concentration of good poses in one day
Grey tabby cat, big fluffy white belly, curved in an absurd angle
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𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜 @godkingchorgus.bsky.social · 13h
Same
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𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜 @godkingchorgus.bsky.social · 14h
bought some undershirts from walmart that make concealed carrying so much more comfortable, highly recommend
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𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜 @godkingchorgus.bsky.social · 14h
Watching the office to relate to my dad
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𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜 @godkingchorgus.bsky.social · 15h
I would die for Lenny
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𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜 @godkingchorgus.bsky.social · 15h
Oh yes. This is an excellent cat.
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𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜 @godkingchorgus.bsky.social · 15h
This is the precursor. You’re so broken that the cat has to break you more. The purring is a safety net
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𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜 @godkingchorgus.bsky.social · 16h
Sometimes the cat licks you. This is good. The cat is fixing you. Because you are broken.
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𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜 @godkingchorgus.bsky.social · 17h
blasting Steel Pulse while the guys replace my deck, showing the power of reggae to the Amish
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𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜 @godkingchorgus.bsky.social · 17h
Pulling out my pocket knife and shaving my arm hair as a power move
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𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜 @godkingchorgus.bsky.social · 17h
Thought this said Kintober, was expecting eggman
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𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜 @godkingchorgus.bsky.social · 17h
Putting my cart in a ziplock bag inside of a mug of hot water bc money is tight at the moment
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𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜 @godkingchorgus.bsky.social · 23h
Soooo true
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𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜 @godkingchorgus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Baffling that these chuds think that it works like that
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
how capitalism works
Uhhh, no, you can’t have
any of my money... Try
getting a real job, like
inheriting
a big bag
of money.
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𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜 @godkingchorgus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTyVfAJrw/
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holding hands with strangers across the street.. 🤣 #foryou #fyp
TikTok video by Steven Schapiro
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𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜 @godkingchorgus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
There’s a guy on TikTok who does that, he’s this big muscular dude in a tucked in t shirt and shorts and a tiny backpack, and when they take his hand he rushes across the street
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𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜 @godkingchorgus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Jumpscare
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𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜 @godkingchorgus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Make fun of him for the stuff that he does, not his disability
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Breaking Mews/Ruff Translations @breakingmews.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
These golden girls are better together! 13-year-old Maggie and Ellie are a bonded pair and need someone to adopt them both. They’re good, healthy dogs who will make you very happy. See alt text for details!
Two older labrador retrievers, one golden and one black. 

ELLIE & MAGGIE
13 year old ladies
~ 65 and 67 lbs
Good with: Children 10+, dogs; unknown with cats
Need: Single family home (limited steps preferred, fence negotiable); they are a bonded pair and must be adopted together
House trained? Yes
Crate trained? Not needed 

Status: Available; in foster
Working on: Enjoying their golden years
Enjoy: People, walks, treats 

Hang onto your hearts! These senior golden girls have attained star quality in their fosters’ neighborhood. They are smiling, happy ladies who love to socialize, walk and enjoy the company of their fosters and each other. Ellie & Maggie are incredibly healthy for their ages. Oh sure, they have old lady lumps and bumps but we should all look as wonderful as they do at that age! They take time to smell the flowers, do the extra sniff, savor treats, and spread love and tranquility. They remind us to live in the present, and choose quality over quantity. 

THANKS TO A GENEROUS DONOR WHO WANTS TO HELP ALL SENIOR PUPS FIND THEIR FOREVER HOMES, THE COMBINED ADOPTION FEE FOR BOTH DOGS IS $150. 

Lab Rescue adopts dogs to VA, MD, DC, PA, WV, DE and NC with most dogs fostered in MD or VA. Please complete an application at lab-rescue.org/adopt. #labrescuelrcp #nobetteroptionthanadoption
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Anthony @buffalonomenon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I have not watched a single MLB game this year. And yet, upon seeing this meme, I immediately knew the Dodgers beat the Braves in the playoffs. That’s a fascinating example of how modern communication works lol.
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𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜 @godkingchorgus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You should try it and see if it works
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
So my friend @wendyxu.bsky.social has been suspended, no reason given, and thus can't promote her popular procreate brush for colored pencils on here. Maybe we can help her out. ko-fi.com/s/cef920b108
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Colored Pencil (procreate only) - Wendy's Ko-fi Shop
I've spent the summer painting with acrylic marker brushes and using colored pencil and ofc when I went back to my tablet none of the pencil brushes I...
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𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜 @godkingchorgus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Right???
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𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜 @godkingchorgus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
So true
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aaron 👻🎃💀 @hillenjoyer.myatproto.social · 08/10/2026
cold singles in your area looking to be made into a sandwich
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𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜 @godkingchorgus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What a fuckin legend
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Найскладніші 39 секунд в ЖИТТІ! 19 Років Тренувань!
YouTube video by Time to Dance
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 08/10/2026
““Claude tell this woman that I hate reading but make it sound deep but also smart”
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𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜 @godkingchorgus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Goddamn right
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nora 🎃 @downtownkitty.com · 08/10/2026
there’s always soup
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𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜 @godkingchorgus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Remember the bizarre fan club that all of the admins had in the early days? That was weird as fuck
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The Power of Jihad ⚡🎹 @thepower.ceo · 07/10/2026
It's about #innovating. I just asked Claude to cook my kids breakfast. The time savings for this would be immeasurable -- time is money, it's not abstract. Did it work? Absolutely not, but it's about pushing the envelope -- stretching new technology to its limits. That's how you get ahead. #AI #cum
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𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜 @godkingchorgus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What a wild thing to say
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𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜 @godkingchorgus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Tbh if I were skip, I wouldn’t have eaten all of those ants
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𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜 @godkingchorgus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Those robots are the idealized form of the borzoi
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𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜 @godkingchorgus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
To be clear: the ridicule is the point, you absolute fucking rubes
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𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜 @godkingchorgus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hell yes we love this for Morty
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𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜 @godkingchorgus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Everyone talking about liberty biberty is revealing that they willingly watch insurance ads. Embarrassing
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𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜 @godkingchorgus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Don’t ask
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𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜 @godkingchorgus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
*chilis jingle* I want my baby back
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𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜 @godkingchorgus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“Hon hon hon-“ *barrage of gunfire*
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𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜 @godkingchorgus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
His name is Storm because he crawled into the engine bay of my car during a storm, and I only found him once I got to work
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𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜 @godkingchorgus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is one of my favorite pictures of him, taken after we paid thousands to have a piece of a silicone straw removed from his intestines
Fluffy gray and white tabby cat wearing a toddler onesie that says “I love Cheerios” on it
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𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜 @godkingchorgus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh yeah
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Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
58% THC pre-rolled joints rolled in keef had me reading the book of Revelations, We are indeed close
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𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜 @godkingchorgus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Lfgggggggg
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