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temporary secretary (of education) @goatheadedgoat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
everyone should strive to be more like ed wood. passionate to a fault, even about things they are extremely bad at. trans. friends with bela lugosi.
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temporary secretary (of education) @goatheadedgoat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
thank you payton tolle for being devoutly christian and simultaneously focusing on sports and actual charity work as opposed to going online and quote tweeting fox news clips, i hope you never change
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nilay patel @reckless.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
“Everyone should be allowed to carry a gun for their safety but the government can murder you in the street if you have a gun” is an incredible endpoint for the conservative moment
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Absolutely horrific details about an ICE shooting in Minneapolis. A witness says a woman was trying to drive away from an ICE operation and the ICE agent "reached across the hood of the car and shot her in the face like three, four times." Bovino was there. www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
Emily Heller lives near 33rd and Portland and said she woke up to a commotion outside her home. She said she saw a car blocking traffic on Portland Avenue that appeared to be part of a protest against federal law enforcement operations.

Heller said she heard ICE agents telling the driver, a woman, to “get out of here.”

“She was trying to turn around, and the ICE agent was in front of her car, and he pulled out a gun and put it right in — like, his midriff was on her bumper — and he reached across the hood of the car and shot her in the face like three, four times,” Heller said.

Heller said it appeared the woman then accelerated and traveled about 100 feet before striking a utility pole and some other vehicles. She could be seen slumped over inside her car.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
the city of Reno could bring in a lot of tourism if they made it legal to commit up to one murder in homage to Johnny Cash
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temporary secretary (of education) @goatheadedgoat.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
tim robinson/ari aster collab when
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michael Swaim 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @michaelswaim.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
When you sit down to smoke a fat blunt over the age of 28:
From the movie "Mazes & Monsters," some people in a cave with lanterns. Foregrounded character shouts out to the heavens "Will the herb give us wisdom or threaten us?"
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
Cenobite 1: Check this shit out. I made my cup of coffee just a bit too hot to do more than sip, but I am forcing myself to take bigger sips than I would like. Cenobite 2: Ooooh that is good. What if you took these bigger sips while looking at porn tho Cenobite 1: GENIUS
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
the reason the republicans want to quintuple the size of ICE is not to do immigration enforcement but to conduct a coup
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 24/06/2025
1. Stonewall National Monument took down trans flags and progress pride flags, opting only to fly the rainbow pride flag. It erases the trans people who led the Stonewall uprising. Thankfully, New Yorkers have been bringing their own and planting them. Subscribe to support our journalism.
erininthemorning.com
Trump Took Stonewall’s Trans Flags. New Yorkers Brought Their Own.
It is impossible to separate the transgender community from the history of Stonewall, no matter how hard the government may try.
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
bad news: it's all in your head worse news: it's in everyone else's heads too
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
it's going to be so cool watching what the post-LLM electorate looks like
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temporary secretary (of education) @goatheadedgoat.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
how do we prevent AI from ever damaging wikipedia
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
I love how the pitch for AI remains "it's cool if you don't mind a few mistakes," like every normal human being is not aware that enough mistakes will get them fired. It's like all of human industry is being replaced by the boss's shitty nephew
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
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🧌🥛 🏨 @comraderobot.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
yes i am sure
tvos app text:

Are you sure you want to exit HISTORY?
Ok
Cancel
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 17/06/2025
MASSIVE good news for trans people in the United States. A federal judge has just granted class action status to transgender people looking to update their passports. This means that very shorty, the window will open to update your passports with the correct gender marker.
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But Andrew Hickey Died Ten Years Ago This Very Night @andrewhickey.500songs.com · 11/06/2025
My favourite one like this is Don Henley getting Brian to autograph a copy of Pet Sounds. Brian signed it "thanks for all the great music" then thought for a second, crossed out "great", and wrote "good"
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Dr. Allison Betus (she/her) 🌈 @allisonbetus.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Apply for that dream job You can do it
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That's Are SCARY Dings™ @itsdings.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
RIP to Brian Wilson, who gave us many perfect albums but also the perfect interview
Q. Have you seen any good movies lately?

A. Well, I've only seen one in the last couple of years. It's called Norbit by Eddie Murphy.

Q. How did you like it?

A. Fantastic movie. Very funny.

Q. What's your favorite movie?

A. Norbit.
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Shot On 35mm @shoton35mm.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Earlier this evening, the Univision crew grabbed their gear and started running when federal police began shooting pepper balls at us. @lataco.bsky.social
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 08/06/2025
The best Star Wars media understands that the Emperor is an old queen whose high-ranking staff are all gay
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
“Tasted a little tear gas— tasted like fascism”
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Michelle Wu 吳弭 @wutrain.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Maybe it’s not people speaking truth causing outrage…maybe it’s the actual outrageous tactics being used for mass deportation 🤔
youtu.be
A land ruled by fear is not the land of the free.
YouTube video by City of Boston
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 05/06/2025
logging onto the internet today:
oppenheimer faceapped to be smiling
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Jean-François Cudennec @limpetnerd.eurosky.social · 02/06/2025
On May 29, 2025, atmospheric CO₂ concentration at the Mauna Loa Observatory reached 430.71 ppm. When I was born in 1991, the global average was around 355 ppm. A cataclysmic geological shift in just three decades, and no serious effort to « flatten the curve » here.
NOAA chart of the atmospheric CO2 at Mauna Loa Observatory, from 1960 to present, going from <320 to >420
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Sam Thielmonster @samthielman.com · 02/06/2025
solid philosophy
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Friday night news dump; the Trump admin just posted all the Congressional budget justifications, the specifics details of Trump's budget priorities (outside reconciliation). At ICE, the document references "the Administration’s strategy of 1,000,000 removals per year and 100,000 detention beds."
Component Budget Overview The FY 2026 Budget includes $11.3B, 21,808 positions, and 21,786 full-time equivalents (FTE) for U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE). This funding will fill critical resource gaps to effectively carry out ICE’s operational mission. This funding complements the Administration funding requested in the reconciliation bill currently under consideration in the Congress. This base budget provides the foundation for the historical funding levels in the reconciliation bill. Reconciliation funding in FY 2026 will enable ICE to fully implement the President’s mass removal campaign. ICE is the principal criminal investigative agency within the Department, responsible for enforcing more than 400 Federal statutes with a focus on immigration enforcement, preventing terrorism, and combating the illegal movement of people and goods. ICE has employees deployed across all 50 States, U.S. territories, the District of Columbia, and in 55 countries. To support the Administration’s strategy of 1,000,000 removals per year and 100,000 detention beds, the FY 2026 Budget includes significant investments in Enforcement and Removal Operations. Detention Capacity is increased by $501.0M to support 50,000 beds. The Budget increases Transportation and Removal Operations with an increase of $205.0M to fund detainee domestic movement as well as increased funding for international removals for aliens with final orders of removal. The FY 2026 Budget includes an increase of 27 positions, including 44 positions to increase capacity of Automated Screening and Vetting, two positions for the Consolidated ICE Financial Solution, and a reduction of 19 positions in Body Worn Cameras program. The increase in positions will positively impact frontline operations to include investigative, enforcement, and administrative capabilities consistent with the Administration’s strategy of enforcing established immigration law. The budget also includes $25.0M for Homeland Security In…
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Ed @notdred.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Would be good if reporters ask the administration why they let a man they knew was constantly using psychoactive drugs to take a hatchet to the federal government and cause uncountable death and immiseration
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Chico Escuela @blaqdocdown.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
What kind of silly sailor shit is this? As AOC said, “ChatGPT ass presidency”.
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Revan @revan.eurosky.social · 29/05/2025
Stephen Miller
@StephenM
and another thing: im not divorced. please dont put in the newspaper that i got divorced.
9:46 AM • May 29, 2025
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temporary secretary (of education) @goatheadedgoat.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
ari aster is bizarro wes anderson but wes anderson is actually the evil one and no i will not elaborate
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temporary secretary (of education) @goatheadedgoat.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
things to keep in mind when he throws his greasy hat in the ring for 2028
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
CORMAC MCCARTHY: He never sleeps. He says that he will never die. He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, the judge. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die. JOE ROGAN: sure. I've met guys like that
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Alden Diaz @thataldendiaz.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Nathan Fielder with his laptop harness.
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temporary secretary (of education) @goatheadedgoat.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
i hate all these tech bros high on boot polish saying these new AI models will let anyone make their own movies as if film isn’t a collaborative process between the writers and directors and actors and cinematographers and dozens if not hundreds of other people putting their heart and soul into art
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The Pit and the Perineum @acidfacial.myatproto.social · 23/05/2025
"Every day I log on and it seems like AI has only gotten worse. Now there are generated comedians in generated clubs telling jokes that don’t work but don’t seem to matter. Content creators are making thousands of dollars off selling AI generated women who have no agency to say no to their placement on the screen. They only exist as generated fantasies, memories for sale that were never real. It is all fake, and many no longer care. They are just happy for the toys, and inconsiderate of the damage and the loss and the things we will lose as these technologies run rampant through the industries that once sustained us. They won’t create anything of value, nothing left to remember, but people don’t seem to care. There will be no 2020’s themed retro pizza place with an AI generated movie on the bar top. This will all be dust, and no one will recall how the dust was once the idea of a body."
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 23/05/2025
This is a really important read for many people out there, as this has been erroneously reported. The spending bill DOES ban HRT from Medicaid, which is horrific. It does NOT ban ACA/Private plans from covering it, as Gillian Branstetter of the ACLU lays out in her thread here.
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Neil deGrasse Tyson @neildegrassetyson.com · 19/05/2025
If a foreign adversary snuck into our Federal budget and cut science research and education the way we’re cutting it ourselves — strategically undermining America’s long-term health, wealth, and security — we would likely consider it an act of war.
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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
america does not have warriors, we have soldiers and larpers
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Patrick Roath @patrickroath.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
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Patrick Roath @patrickroath.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
It’s time for a new generation of leadership. My name is Patrick Roath and I am running for Congress. #mapoli
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temporary secretary (of education) @goatheadedgoat.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
do you think poor movie theater etiquette happens more often because for younger generations they’re some of the few cheap (enough) communal third spaces left or have teenagers always been like that in public
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temporary secretary (of education) @goatheadedgoat.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
millennials and gen z don’t need subtitles because of mixing issues we need subtitles because of the prolonged self inflicted headphone usage induced hearing loss
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 17/07/2023
KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag. KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense. KOKO: jealousy professor
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