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Ant @agramuglia.bsky.social · 14h
So Danny Trejo was manipulated and tricked into being in Ben Shapiro's newest film. Holy shit.
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
El-Sayed’s response to Kennedy:
El-Sayed: “That’s rich coming from someone who wears his bed sheets out at night.”
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The sweater and hair and sunglasses and general tough guy vibe of Mike Ditka should be secondary to that fact he held the NFL's rookie tight end receiving yardage record for **sixty-three** years before Brock Bowers broke it in 2024.
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 09/10/2026
it is too late, for i have portrayed myself as the smiling young man and yourself as the seething florida retiree
el-seyed smiling at the camera while the other guy looks mad about some shit
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🎃GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE🎃 @golikehellmachine.com · 09/10/2026
a thing that everyone says they hate but revealed preference contradicts is the Grandstanding Thundering Senator who will Make An Example of bad actors, and if tonight’s debates are anything to go by, we have got plenty of actors waiting in the wings ready to eat unprepared executives alive
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 09/10/2026
jesus christ i have never heard a democratic talk this bluntly about an opponent
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 08/10/2026
its OVER
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Sydney Bauer @sydney-bauer.com · 07/10/2026
Turning your phone into an unlimited two deck chute blackjack table without physical chips and a direct credit line to *your bank account* should not have been allowed, no.
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Joe Flynn @chinajoeflynn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Holy shit, Wemby is a Bari Weiss booster? I'm cracking up. What a loser. @sethrosenthal.bsky.social @robertsilverman.bsky.social
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Jessica Price @delafina777.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This should be so obvious that it doesn’t need to be said, but given what kind of weekend it’s been on here, apparently it does: If you don’t want old rapists running the world, in office, in the board room, making decisions for all of us get comfortable with “ruining” young rapists’ lives
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
A squirrel is standing inside and peeking over the top rim of a hollowed out pumpkin. The top of the pumpkin can be seen behind. The squirrel is wearing a slouchy black witch hat with orange stripes and holding a squirrel-sized chef knife. The knife is because the squirrel has carved the words ‘MAYBE IT WILL HAPPEN’ in the side of the pumpkin and in the ground in front the word ‘TODAY’ has been spelled with stringy orange pumpkin guts with seeds scattered all around.
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lindsey adler @lindseyadler.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
tom verducci www.si.com/mlb/yankees-...
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Pinstripe Alley @pinstripealley.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
amazing update
Sonny Gray on the early hook: “I would have liked to be trusted in that moment.”
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Jake (Real) @jakemhs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
theonion.com/pretty-cute-...
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Pretty Cute Watching Boston Residents Play Daily Game Of ‘Big City’
‘It’s Fun Watching Them Hustle And Bustle Around Like They Live In A Major Metropolis,’ Nation Says
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keith 🧋 @keethulhu.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Such a shame, in 29 other parks you'd be down only 5-1 😂
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Zohran Mamdani Ms Rachel
ALT: Zohran Mamdani Ms Rachel
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Ben K. @benjaminkabak.com · 30/09/2026
Here's the thing to make this clear: I do not believe Zohran Mamdani is an anti-Semite. I believe all of these alleged lefties - who pay Elon Musk to get signal-boosted at the Nazi bar - are anti-Semites.
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gnorts87.bsky.social @gnorts87.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Lofi Girl is explicitly not AI though, right?
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 30/09/2026
what you need to understand is that while the median/average woman athlete is indeed smarter, more woke, and understands the world better than their male counterpart, the lows are just as unfathomably head-scratchingly low
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Kevin @reginageorgebush.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Democrats haven't openly hated their opposition like this in a while and God it's hot
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pumpkin spice jorbo 🍂 @bookenj.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
mayors and city councils have near-unlimited power to make life miserable for anyone within their sphere of influence. university, corporation, federal government. doesn’t matter. if the mayor wants to fuck up your day, he will. i wish more municipalities were willing to exert that power for good
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escapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Idk what the civic equivalent of excommunicado is but i think we should make this frat completely humanis hostis generis
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Joe Flynn @chinajoeflynn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
JOHN MARA: "I dunno...Jameis Winston is terrible, but isn't JJ McCarthy also terrible? Why hand over the team to JJ McCarthy?" JOE SCHOEN:
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Joe Flynn @chinajoeflynn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If you run a social media platform and refuse to accept paid ads for "Musk" because you don't want people to see "Musk," you then really have to crack down on users posting "I hear the owners of this platform don't want us to see 'Musk'" otherwise you're providing free advertising for "Musk."
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lincoln carpenter, skeleton @lincolnhello.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Never let age stop you," Bowie said, presumably flanked by heaped war-riches and the piled skulls of her slain competitors. "If I can do it, so can you."
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This 78-year-old grandmother has an insatiable lust for violence (in Fortnite)
The Guinness World Recordholder for oldest female Fortnite streamer says her one goal is "to go in and eliminate folk."
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Tommy Craggs @tcraggs22.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is about how great tech critics are made and how they’re sometimes unmade, and for a few hundred words it’s also about a guy named Dick Pick.
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The Intercept @theintercept.com · 25/09/2026
A security researcher’s map revealed more locations of Flock devices than any other. Flock is trying to take it down. theintercept.com/2026/09/24/h...
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Mad Scholar Frights @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Never forget that Frank Oz believes the stress of dealing with Disney's initial, relentless attempts to buy his creations is what killed Jim Henson. "The Disney deal is probably what killed Jim. It made him sick," he told The Guardian. www.theguardian.com/culture/2021...
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Frank Oz on life as Fozzie Bear, Miss Piggy and Yoda: ‘I’d love to do the Muppets again but Disney doesn’t want me’
He played some of the most memorable characters of all time on The Muppet Show and Sesame Street - then became a brilliant comedy director. What is he most proud of?
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Meredith Shiner @meredithshiner.com · 23/09/2026
I had not seen this clip where Tammy Duckworth advises Democrats to "not impeach anybody," "get back to work" and "allow" Donald Trump to "save face" and I would just like to remind the senator from IL that the federal government took 4,000 Chicagoans and murdered a 38-year-old father last fall.
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Patrick Fenelon @patrickfenelon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Party elites have no idea how much revenge primary voters are going to want in 2028. It's going to completely blindside them
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Ben K. @benjaminkabak.com · 21/09/2026
Any Democratic presidential hopeful should be threatening to break up these companies immediately in Jan 2029.
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Joe Flynn @chinajoeflynn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
No amnesty @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social
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Tommy Beer @tommybeernba.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The Knicks just announced they are suspending ticket sales, stating they made a "mistake" by charging exorbitant prices (in some cases, north of 400% increases). "Our intention was never to overcharge our loyal fans," the release reads.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Jesus Christ they killed this kid
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gnorts87.bsky.social @gnorts87.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
You do really good work in the face of what I have to imagine is pretty substantial institutional opposition. The compliment is well-deserved! And very glad to have contributed to the bio lol
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gnorts87.bsky.social @gnorts87.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Lol oh god, this was a little embarrassing to come across as I scrolled! (It was indeed intended as a compliment though!)
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JW Mason @jwmason.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I reckon the dollar might be keeping its status as global currency for a while longer. giftarticle.ft.com/giftarticle/...
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How Poland lost $230mn trying to buy Venezuelan oil with crypto
An attempt to use digital currencies for a bold oil trade became one of Poland’s biggest scandals
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This is the video that Arch said was “pretty good,” by the way, and that a whole lot of reporters laughed about
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Claire McNear @clairemcnear.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
as always: no one was doing it like Trebek slate.com/culture/2026...
After Jeopardy! announced its inaugural teen competition, in which 15 kids would face off for a grand prize of $25,000, hotel ballrooms filled around the country. In Cleveland, Trebek‍—‌“handsome as a matinee idol in the Rock Hudson mold and sporting a white satin Cleveland Browns jacket,” per the Plain Dealer at the time—turned up at an audition of 200 teenagers, where he talked up his theory of what set Jeopardy! apart from other game shows. “I think Jeopardy! has contributed to the idea that it’s OK to be bright,” he said. “And here’s a quote—I’m pontificating again—Jeopardy! reinforces the learning ethic in this country.”
Eschliman (2012): I was the last taping and I really had to pee. A producer said to me, “The closest bathroom is technically a women’s bathroom, but you can use it anyway. I won’t tell.” Then the man in front of me turns around and it’s Alex Trebek wearing khakis and a white V-neck. And the V-neck is so deep—like, his chest hair spilled over. And he just goes, “You’ll be safe.” He also was wearing a gold chain, which I thought was interesting.Ryan Godfrey (1989 semifinalist): The night after the first taping, we all had dinner with Alex on the set of Soul Train, which was the next studio over. I don’t think I had ever seen Soul Train at that point, so I wasn’t quite as appreciative of how strange and wonderful that detail was as I later came to be. If I remember right, we ate turkey tetrazzini. Alex was very friendly and seemed to enjoy talking to and joking with all of us. I remember him wearing some kind of late-’80s version of a leisure suit with an open collar.
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Claire McNear @clairemcnear.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I’ve spent the last bit talking to dozens of alumni of Alex Trebek’s favorite part of Jeopardy!: the Teen Tournament. Come journey into what happens when you put 15 very smart teenagers on national TV, from queasy contestants and dance parties to romance and trivia glory: slate.com/culture/2026...
Jeff Haylon (2012 quarterfinalist): My hands were shaking so badly that I had to rest them on the stand in front of me with the buzzer. I don’t believe this is allowed anymore, but it was that or have people concerned I was undergoing a medical emergency of some kind.

Eschliman (2012): I was sitting in the audience while everyone else was taping, and when it was my turn to tape, I had sweated through my dress shirt. They ushered me backstage, had me raise my arms, and used a blow-dryer to try to mitigate the pit stains.

Zielenski (1995): I was often dry heaving and sipping on water. The others must have thought I was nuts.Hart (2011): When I won my quarterfinal, the second place, Raynell Cooper, got a wild card, and third place, Carlee Jensen, was just outside of the wild-card range, so she was the alternate for Day 2. As we were talking onstage while the credits rolled, Alex said, “You know, Carlee, there are some poisons you could slip in a teenager’s drink that would knock them out for, oh, 24 hours. You’re still in this!”

LaMonica (2016): I was a senior in high school at the time of filming, and my friends dared me to ask him to be my prom date. I at least knew that this was a bad idea to do during the contestant interview, so I waited until after the group picture was taken. I said something along the lines of, “Excuse me, Mr. Trebek, I know this is so silly and you can say no, but will you go to prom with me?” His response? Well, I actually included that I asked Alex to prom on my Hinge profile, and one man opened the match to my profile with: “What did he say?” I told him the truth, that “he gave me a curt no,” and the conversation sparked from there. I’m marrying that man next year.
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Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
“There’s no AI exemption for laws already on the books.” - Lina Khan, GOAT
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
anyway, the American id understander himself, Hunter S. Thompson, the next week for goddamn ESPN of all places. the party's over, folks.
We are At War now, according to President Bush, and I take him at his word. He also says this War might last for "a very long time."

Generals and military scholars will tell you that eight or 10 years is actually not such a long time in the span of human history -- which is no doubt true -- but history also tells us that 10 years of martial law and a war-time economy are going to feel like a Lifetime to people who are in their twenties today. The poor bastards of what will forever be known as Generation Z are doomed to be the first generation of Americans who will grow up with a lower standard of living than their parents enjoyed.

That is extremely heavy news, and it will take a while for it to sink in. The 22 babies born in New York City while the World Trade Center burned will never know what they missed. The last half of the 20th century will seem like a wild party for rich kids, compared to what's coming now. The party's over, folks. The time has come for loyal Americans to Sacrifice. ... Sacrifice. ... Sacrifice. That is the new buzz-word in Washington. But what it means is not entirely clear.
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 11/09/2026
shit like this is why i say the press are a bunch of chickenshits. "oh they yelled at us so we just dumped it on youtube" you fucking cowards, air it anyways and dare them to sue you then put the threats in the court record. air a title card saying "THE US GOVERNMENT ORDERED THIS NOT AIR", come on
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 10/09/2026
i really don’t think it’s unfair or uncharitable to say that the university killed one of its own students bc pushing kickoff into a safe time window would’ve made the TV network upset. it’s unconscionable. i have been trying not to talk about it bc of how furious it makes me
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Core, The (DO NOT PERCEIVE) @the-core.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Michael Phelps being genetically built like someone developed him in a lab specifically for swimmers: celebrated Olympic hero A girl whose only “crime” is being born with the incorrect parts is the second best player on her volleyball team: HELLO, HUMAN RESOURCES?!
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Markwayne Carney ☭ @barrhavenist.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Imagine having leadership that actually cares and is willing to fight for you like this. kinanâskomitin Saddle Lake Cree Nation for your example
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phylan @phylan.website · 08/09/2026
"my LLM is so powerful it's dangerous and risks breaking containment!" "ok let's destroy it" "oh, haha, no. no." "let's intensively regulate your company then" "oh, no. no. look can you just put it in the newspaper that it's powerful"
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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Not good enough. He needs to suffer
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Tim Graham @bytimgraham.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
“I’m never putting Josh Allen on a field in that condition.” “That’s terrible to happen at all, but so soon? Somebody fell asleep.” “That’s the worst sod I’ve seen in the NFL in my career.” Agronomists and groundskeepers share thoughts on Highmark Stadium’s grass. www.nytimes.com/athletic/756...
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What went wrong with the grass at the Bills’ new stadium? ‘Somebody fell asleep’ (Gift Article)
The Bills replaced Highmark Stadium’s grass before the home opener. Experts explain what went wrong and why problems may persist.
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gnorts87.bsky.social @gnorts87.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Omg. I wasn’t ready for it.
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