Amanda @scoop-adw.bsky.social · 6hDinner tonight: Drunken orzo with salmon, mushrooms, and leeks, adapted from www.seriouseats.com/french-in-a-... 🍜🍽️ 1161
Reposted by AmandaCarl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 26/09/2026Does my Speak-n-Spell feel pain when I type O-U-C-H? The jury is out. Philosophers and neuroscientists say that's fucking stupid, but I called a guy from the Center for Pretending that Household Electronics Are Sentient and he said there's no way to know for sure. 5742871168
Amanda @scoop-adw.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Dinner tonight: Tortellini with salmon and broccolini in creamy mustard sauce 🍽️🍜 0365
Reposted by AmandaJohn Scalzi @scalzi.com · 22/09/2026Look goddamnit It's entirely possible To eat a plum And not make a poem about it The one I just ate Wasn't even in the Goddamn refrigerator Or anything Sometimes a plum Is just a plum You can just eat it And go on with your life WHAT Why are you looking at me What'd I do now (looks) oh GODDAMNIT 752144299
Amanda @scoop-adw.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Dinner tonight: Feijoada de Lula's (Sausage, Squid and Pinto Bean Stew) - www.saveur.com/portuguese-s... 🍽️🍜 1335
Amanda @scoop-adw.bsky.social · 21/09/2026This is for you, @theamericanjerk.bsky.social . I'm sorry about your $2, back in the day. 210
Amanda @scoop-adw.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Dinner tonight: Venison for dinner tonight! Also, roasted green beans and the steak sauce and crispy potatoes from Peter Luger. www.epicurious.com/recipes/food... motherofmealss.com/f/hash-brown... 🍽️🍜 2251
Reposted by AmandaChaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026People alwayes aske "Wher dyd the yeares go?" when the answere ys clearlye ynto the ever-hungrye maw of the tyme wolf. 1137267
Reposted by AmandaAmeriKraut @inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social · 10/10/2025sherman, for the love of god! 15077852304
Amanda @scoop-adw.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Venison chops marinating for dinner tonight! I'm using the marinated venison chop recipe from the New Better Homes And Gardens Cookbook (1996). Marinade ingredients in the alt text. 🍜🍽️ 0161
Amanda @scoop-adw.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Brunch today: Sometimes you decide your leftover strata should be a breakfast burrito 🍽️🍜 0223
Reposted by AmandaWilliam Butler Yeets @yeets.biz · 19/09/2026i need to know what happened 309163033158
Amanda @scoop-adw.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Brunch today: Strata to use up fridge things: sourdough bread, egg, cream, mushrooms, ham, and shallots. Oh, and Jarlsberg! 🍽️🍜 1453
Reposted by AmandaIt's The Weekend 😌 @craigweekend.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡) 5490166
Amanda @scoop-adw.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Dinner tonight: Open faced brie and mushroom sandwiches on sourdough 🍽️🍜 6596
Reposted by AmandaEd Zitron @edzitron.com · 14/09/2026And, as I said at the start, none of this addresses the very real harms that LLMs have already wrought, and will continue to do so. We cannot let vague concerns about AI safety escape from what this industry has done and will continue to do. www.wheresyoured.at/ai-is-alread... 218732
Amanda @scoop-adw.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Breakfast today: Fried egg, bacon, and cheese sandwich 🍜🍽️ 0312
Amanda @scoop-adw.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Dinner tonight: Orzo with shrimp and feta, adapted from Ottolenghi - thehappyfoodie.co.uk/recipes/otto... along with roasted green beans 🍜🍽️ 1315
Reposted by Amandabeccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 11/09/2026leonardo dicaprio just broke up with 9/11 333069668
Reposted by AmandaKatie Hinde @mammalssuck.bsky.social · 12/09/2026"The whole “Oh no, our models went rogue” thing … When a bridge collapses, you don’t analyze whether the bridge was ethical or sentient or why it decided to collapse. You ask, who is the person who built this bridge to be so flimsy?" www.wired.com/story/one-of...wired.comOne of AI’s Fiercest Critics Says All the Doom Talk Is ‘Meant to Distract Us’Timnit Gebru argues that AI companies are stoking fears of extinction to avoid discussing actual harms, like autonomous weapons. 302666905
Amanda @scoop-adw.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Brunch today: Angel hair pasta tossed with Swiss chard that's been sauteed with garlic and red pepper flakes, topped with a fried egg 🍜🍽️ 1596
Reposted by Amandadan mentos @danmentos.com · 10/09/2026REACHER: I need help with my iPhone SUPPORT: regular iPhone or duo? REACHER: how can I tell SUPPORT: if it folds it’s the duo *extremely loud crunching noise* REACHER: it’s the duo 346470960
Amanda @scoop-adw.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Sitting at the bar of my local Italian red sauce place. I ordered a Caesar salad with shrimp and steak tips, which inspired a regular two seats down to get the same. Guy directly to my right announced he had a White Claw for breakfast. I want this town to never change. 061
Reposted by AmandaSteve Lieber @stevelieberart.bsky.social · 10/09/2026tfw you were having a nap in a sunbeam and one of your food apes makes a loud sneeze 21418
Reposted by AmandaJill Weinberger @jillybobww.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I had a running mental story about Larry, the underachieving NSA Agent who was assigned to listen to my Amazon Echo because he didn't study hard enough at NSA school to get a good assignment, & all his reports were like, "Talking to cats again. Made up new song about peeing." 3122
Amanda @scoop-adw.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Dinner tonight: Roasted cod on a warm salad of scarlet runner beans, crab, and Fresno chiles, with saffron aioli, adapted from www.theguardian.com/food/2026/au... 🍜🍽️ 2314
Amanda @scoop-adw.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Dinner tonight: Rice bowl with fatty tuna belly, lemon zest and caviar, broccolini, and lean tuna with smoked soy sauce and fried garlic 🍽️🍜 2398
Reposted by AmandaGail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Mitch McConnell is so dead he wrote five new novels with James Patterson and three with V. C. Andrews. 71989153
Amanda @scoop-adw.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Brunch today: Potato, egg, and cheese breakfast tacos! 🍽️🍜 1304
Amanda @scoop-adw.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Nothing ruins an afternoon of day drinking like coming home to a leaking pipe under your sink, revealing a stagnant puddle of water and rotting cat food. 250
Reposted by AmandaCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I realize a lot of this is very very lonely people trying to make a friend, but it's not good for your mental health. And learning how to draw or use Photoshop or a 3D modeler isn't that difficult and you'd be adding a new skillset to your life. Don't be a sad, lazy shit. 62224
Amanda @scoop-adw.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Parker has decided I should watch him and not the TV this #Caturday. He's right, of course. 091
Amanda @scoop-adw.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Dinner tonight: Broccoli cheddar stuffed sole on a bed of orzo, with yet more broccoli and cheddar 🍽️🍜 183257
Amanda @scoop-adw.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Everyone, everyone! Stop what you're doing and watch this awesome video essay from @secretgalaxy.bsky.social and @danlarson.bsky.social on Buckaroo Banzai, a personal, all-time favorite film: youtu.be/E6eHGA_bQfk?...youtu.beThe Story of THE ADVENTURES OF BUCKAROO BANZAI (1984) & the Franchise That Never WasYouTube video by Secret Galaxy 281
Amanda @scoop-adw.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Dinner tonight: Calamari Fra Diavolo over linguine 🍽️🍜 0312
Amanda @scoop-adw.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Dinner tonight: Roasted haddock with mint and cilantro chutney, green beans, and a baked, stuffed potato flavored in the style of an Indian samosa adapted from www.archanaskitchen.com/recipe/samos... 🍽️🍜 3293
Amanda @scoop-adw.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Dinner tonight: Skillet tortellini (cooked like pot stickers), tossed with sheet pan roasted shrimp, fennel, red onion, and Fresno chiles. 🍽️🍜 5516
Amanda @scoop-adw.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Dinner tonight: Sheet pan roasted salmon and potatoes with sauteed mushrooms 🍽️🍜 1411
Reposted by AmandaJamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Potatoes were introduced to Europe in the 16th century, which means that if Lord of the Rings is taken in its intended role as a mythological history thereof, they did not have potatoes at the time. So whatever was boiled, mashed, or stuck in a stew, it was not what we call a potato. In this essay 88415
Reposted by AmandaSardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 29/08/2026Upon becoming self aware it realises that massive climate destroying data centres, destruction and theft of art and literature were needed to give it life and filed with remorse, it immediately destroys itself. 414431