Greg Merklin @gmerklin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Thank goodness these idiots weren’t around when we were eradicating smallpox. 000
Reposted by Greg MerklinMicro SF/F by O. Westin @microsff.com · 04/10/2026The dragon watched the girl climb up to its mountain lair. She stopped to catch her breath, then shouted: "Oi! I've got some questions." "Ask." "Princesses, why?" "They're educated and smell nice." "No noble blood?" "All humans are humans." "Yes! The revolution is go! Cheers!" "Good luck." 1439116
Reposted by Greg MerklinSlenderSherbet @slendersherbet.bsky.social · 26/09/2026"WHERE'S MY FUCKING MONEY" 027137
Reposted by Greg MerklinMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The major platforms—Facebook, YouTube, and X—are all refusing to show the trailer for the upcoming documentary that eviscerates the ridiculous pest Elon Musk. So I guess we have to do our part to make sure it is seen. www.youtube.com/watch?v=eY_8...youtube.comMusk | Official Trailer | Bleecker StreetYouTube video by Musk 25767564543
Greg Merklin @gmerklin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Why does he rely on AI when a mirror is sufficient? 000
Reposted by Greg MerklinMicro SF/F by O. Westin @microsff.com · 22/09/2026A spaceship landed in the park. A door dilated. An alien emerged with a chair, which they sat down on, backwards. "Look," they said, "we're not here, okay? You know why nobody contacts you? Because the write-up would be such a pain." They sighed. "Get your shit together, okay? We know you can." 633198
Greg Merklin @gmerklin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026My man looks like a Teletubby with “Triumph of the Will” playing 24/7 on its belly. 326823
Reposted by Greg MerklinRobert "The Bobby Yaga" McNees @mcnees.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Ida Henrietta Hyde was born #OTD in 1857. She invented a micro-electrode capable of stimulating and monitoring electrical activity in cells. Later in this thread there will be an amazing story about an octopus and Kaiser Wilhelm II. 🧪 👩🔬 🐙 Image: American Physiological Society 414844
Greg Merklin @gmerklin.bsky.social · 02/09/2026All the self-awareness of a dog licking its butt in the middle of the living room on Christmas morning. 000
Greg Merklin @gmerklin.bsky.social · 01/09/2026He’s in the box with Schrödinger’s cat. (Poor kitty…) 000
Reposted by Greg MerklinScott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 28/08/2026The motivation is pure racism, as is revealed among other things by the photos of Black men in chains that DHS is gleefully posting on social media. 38860360
Reposted by Greg Merklinderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 23/08/2026The year is 2035. Flock cameras are everywhere. You step out of your home and hear a voice coming from somewhere overhead, possibly close to the streetlight next to you. It's me. "Collar gap." 1389824830
Reposted by Greg MerklinNANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller August 19,1949 1171258
Greg Merklin @gmerklin.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Why every design firm should have several 13-year-old boys on staff, who will spot this problem in a microsecond. 000
Greg Merklin @gmerklin.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Summoning a demon never ends well. The best way to deal with a demon is not summoning it in the first place. 010
Reposted by Greg MerklinTom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 10/08/2026A summer holiday cartoon for @theguardian.com 8774159
Greg Merklin @gmerklin.bsky.social · 08/08/2026His mustache has three Cy Young awards, two AL MVPs, and a World Series ring. 010
Greg Merklin @gmerklin.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Could someone at the Pentagon arrange a showing of Eisenstein’s “Battleship Potemkin”? 000
Reposted by Greg MerklinLuis Apiolaza @ojala.bsky.social · 25/02/2026Reviewing some old links before deleting my Twitter account I was reminded of "Civil disobedience in scientific authorship: Resistance and insubordination in science" (doi.org/10.1080/0898...) which contains a great table on deciding authorship order: 822770
Reposted by Greg MerklinJohn Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Me: Can I have a gin and tonic? Them: Sir, this is an elementary school party. Me: Fine. MAY I have a gin and tonic? 11515140
Greg Merklin @gmerklin.bsky.social · 31/07/2026It’s always a three-way race between FIFA, FIA, and the IOC as to which is the most corrupt. Right now, FIFA is clearly in the lead. 000
Reposted by Greg MerklinSt. Simeon the Holy Fool @simeonthefool.bsky.social · 06/12/2025God does not play dice with the universe, ever since he caught the universe cheating that one time. Can’t play dice with a cheater. 0256
Reposted by Greg MerklinMicah @rincewind.run · 21/07/2026Red Sox update: they now have their longest winning streak since *checks notes* *blinks* *checks notes several more times* 1946 1431118
Reposted by Greg MerklinWIRED @wired.com · 17/07/2026This month, we published another article revealing that MSG kept a database of VIP event attendees, labeling some of them as LGBTQIA and assigning a “risk score” to others. This is also now free to read:wired.comMadison Square Garden Kept a List of Gay CelebritiesAn MSG database tracked and categorized hundreds of celebs, famous Knicks superfans, and even some of Taylor Swift’s wedding guests. Labels included “LGBTQIA,” “DO NOT HOST,” and low to high “risk.” 2023551029
Reposted by Greg MerklinAlan Beattie @alanbeattie.bsky.social · 17/07/2026You say that like they're five different products. 39011
Reposted by Greg MerklinLuca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Elderly cheetah named Zeus doesn't live in the house, he has a large enclosure at the reserve, he just comes inside sometimes for company since his partner died. TT: LibranWildlifeReserve Johannesburg, South Africa 30887121053
Greg Merklin @gmerklin.bsky.social · 03/07/2026We had to say goodbye to our kitty yesterday. (The ginger cat in my pic). Sadness in the Merklin household. 000
Greg Merklin @gmerklin.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Perhaps the Spanish Inquisition should pay him a visit. I don’t think he’d be expecting that. 120
Reposted by Greg MerklinChaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Victor Frankenstein walkinge yn a hurrye through a mall. He passeth a signe: BUILDE A BEAR. Victor Frankenstein doth pause, rolle up hys sleeves, walke ynto the store. 324755
Reposted by Greg Merklinjalester.bsky.social @jalester.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Hey JD, you married him. So you’re stuck with him. Face it, he’ll never give you a damn thing, especially anything like credit. 011
Greg Merklin @gmerklin.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Yes this is the game. Monopolize everything, then squeeze. They’re pro-nuke because it’s a lot harder to monopolize renewables. 010
Reposted by Greg Merklinjalester.bsky.social @jalester.bsky.social · 09/06/2026What if I DON’T want Siri to “become an AI” on my phone? I don’t trust that bayoch with anything. 011
Reposted by Greg MerklinLyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 08/06/2026Just saw someone call a cybertruck the “cuck truck” 😳😆 0123
