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@gloriainexcelsis.bsky.social
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Gloria!Gloria! @gloriainexcelsis.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I will rap her verse anyway, the radio edit can’t stop me. But I also hate that it’s cut out.
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Gloria!Gloria! @gloriainexcelsis.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Please mother, I’m starving
Pathetic dog asking for dinner 50 minutes early
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Gloria!Gloria! @gloriainexcelsis.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo
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Gloria!Gloria! @gloriainexcelsis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He spotted me snacking #busted
Doggie looking over the back of the couch at my snack
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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A horse is a horse Of course of course Unless you’ve been forced By a horse of course If so of course you can become The bureau’s Mr. Fed
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Gloria!Gloria! @gloriainexcelsis.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
From the party that brought us explosive diahrrea lettuce and a hundred other food recalls…
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Gloria!Gloria! @gloriainexcelsis.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Trump belongs in an assisted living section of a prison, not the Oval Office
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Gloria!Gloria! @gloriainexcelsis.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I’m renaming him President Child Rapist
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Gloria!Gloria! @gloriainexcelsis.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
As should happen anytime someone in the Trump administration is speaking
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Gloria!Gloria! @gloriainexcelsis.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dolly and now Tim???? 😭😭😭😭😭 why would God do this to us?
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Gloria!Gloria! @gloriainexcelsis.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Counterpoint: YES THE FUCK THERE IS A LOT YOU CAN DO TO REIGN IN THE PRESIDENT, IT’S WHY CONGRESS EXISTS
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Gloria!Gloria! @gloriainexcelsis.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
People calling their hairstyle a blowout when nary a hair dryer is to be found is going to turn me into the Joker.
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
"Stop criticizing us or will keep murdering people" is just a jaw-dropping thing for a government official to say.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
“If Dems won’t shut up about us doing murders, we’re going to keep doing murders.”
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Anthony Michael Kreis @anthonymkreis.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Officers shooting a man, running away from law enforcement, who is not a target of law enforcement, and who poses no threat to law enforcement, is murder. Federal officers do not have the power to commit summary executions because they are aggrieved.
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Gloria!Gloria! @gloriainexcelsis.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
“Verify your age” Recites ‘Fresh Prince of Bel Air’ theme song
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Gloria!Gloria! @gloriainexcelsis.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
The Kean McConnell bill
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Dreamweasel @dreamweasel.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
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Gloria!Gloria! @gloriainexcelsis.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
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a man and a woman are dancing together in a room .
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Gloria!Gloria! @gloriainexcelsis.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
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Gloria!Gloria! @gloriainexcelsis.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
This is the news I want
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Gloria!Gloria! @gloriainexcelsis.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Trump belongs in a memory care facility.
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Gloria!Gloria! @gloriainexcelsis.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Disturbed by how many people I encounter using AI as a search engine
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Gloria!Gloria! @gloriainexcelsis.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
“Fuck you I won’t do what you tell me!” She scream-sings while parking at daycare
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
"You see, just like our president, I'm a fucking idiot who's motivated mostly by spite"
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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit
Scene of Mario jumping around to avoid all the spinning fire sticks in the original Super Mario Bros game
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Gloria!Gloria! @gloriainexcelsis.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
I’m just a girl, standing in front of a Congress, asking it to fucking to do its job @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social @schumer.senate.gov
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Gloria!Gloria! @gloriainexcelsis.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
🎯
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
who made this
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 13/02/2026
This is wildly appropriate ☠️
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Gloria!Gloria! @gloriainexcelsis.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Now do everyone else. The whole damn Trump administration and anyone else involved with raping and trafficking children and involved in covering it up.
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Gloria!Gloria! @gloriainexcelsis.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
With Obama playing Lincoln somewhere in there
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Gloria!Gloria! @gloriainexcelsis.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
The Muppet Show was fantastic, and the best part was the toddler going “yay!” when the audience clapped between sketches
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Bradley P. Moss @bradmossesq.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
EXCLUSIVE: leaked image from the redesigned Kennedy Center, as planned for the re-opening in 2028.
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Gloria!Gloria! @gloriainexcelsis.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
RIP to an absolute Queen.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 22/01/2026
Wow -- Fanone coughs "go fuck yourself" to Trey Nehls as Nehls blames Capitol Police leadership for January 6
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
On the one hand I’m glad the internet exists because I know what’s going on in the world but on the other hand I’m sad the internet exists because I know what’s going on in the world.
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Gloria!Gloria! @gloriainexcelsis.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Feels more Veep or Arrested Development to me
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Jane A. @jane-in-progress.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Amazing that neither Trump, nor any member of his cabinet, is facing impeachment proceedings right now. 🤷‍♀️ And to preempt: I don't care if it will fail — do it anyway. And when it fails — do it again.
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Gloria!Gloria! @gloriainexcelsis.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
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Gloria!Gloria! @gloriainexcelsis.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
THIS 👇👇👇
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Gloria!Gloria! @gloriainexcelsis.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Can the ghosts of Edward R Morrow, Walter Cronkite, and Peter Jennings visit her tonight?
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
I would be totally fine if Trump's name were redacted from EVERYTHING. Buildings, books, his likeness, his name, the human consciousness...all of it. Just him erased from all history for all time to come.
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Gloria!Gloria! @gloriainexcelsis.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
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a woman is saying `` this is the bad place ! ''
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Gloria!Gloria! @gloriainexcelsis.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
What a fucking embarrassment to this country
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Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
While the media chums it up with Greene, reminder that she has a bill going before the House today to make it a *federal crime* to provide or advocate for healthcare for trans youth.
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Gloria!Gloria! @gloriainexcelsis.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
A tragic loss
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Gloria!Gloria! @gloriainexcelsis.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Fuck Kristi Noem, ICE, and this entire administration
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Roxane Gay @roxanegay.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
I can't stop thinking about the purported drug smugglers being murdered by the US military. The punishment for drug offenses isn't the death penalty. This is just bloodlust and men in suits playing with lives they don't care about. It's truly grotesque and gravely compromises this country.
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