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@gloriainexcelsis.bsky.social
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Gloria!Gloria! @gloriainexcelsis.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I will rap her verse anyway, the radio edit can’t stop me. But I also hate that it’s cut out.
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Gloria!Gloria! @gloriainexcelsis.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Please mother, I’m starving
Pathetic dog asking for dinner 50 minutes early
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Gloria!Gloria! @gloriainexcelsis.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We love our 12 ft skeleton, he stays up and gets a Santa hat and “helps” put up Christmas lights
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Gloria!Gloria! @gloriainexcelsis.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo
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Gloria!Gloria! @gloriainexcelsis.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh no! Sending you an internet hug in this terrible time
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Gloria!Gloria! @gloriainexcelsis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Woah woah, anakin only murdered those children, he didn’t molest them first
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Gloria!Gloria! @gloriainexcelsis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He spotted me snacking #busted
Doggie looking over the back of the couch at my snack
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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A horse is a horse Of course of course Unless you’ve been forced By a horse of course If so of course you can become The bureau’s Mr. Fed
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Gloria!Gloria! @gloriainexcelsis.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
From the party that brought us explosive diahrrea lettuce and a hundred other food recalls…
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Gloria!Gloria! @gloriainexcelsis.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Stfu, that’s so awesome
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Gloria!Gloria! @gloriainexcelsis.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Trump belongs in an assisted living section of a prison, not the Oval Office
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Gloria!Gloria! @gloriainexcelsis.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
🎶why do they always send the poor🎶
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Gloria!Gloria! @gloriainexcelsis.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Gloria!Gloria! @gloriainexcelsis.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I’m renaming him President Child Rapist
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Gloria!Gloria! @gloriainexcelsis.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
As should happen anytime someone in the Trump administration is speaking
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Gloria!Gloria! @gloriainexcelsis.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dolly and now Tim???? 😭😭😭😭😭 why would God do this to us?
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Gloria!Gloria! @gloriainexcelsis.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Counterpoint: YES THE FUCK THERE IS A LOT YOU CAN DO TO REIGN IN THE PRESIDENT, IT’S WHY CONGRESS EXISTS
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Gloria!Gloria! @gloriainexcelsis.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
People calling their hairstyle a blowout when nary a hair dryer is to be found is going to turn me into the Joker.
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
"Stop criticizing us or will keep murdering people" is just a jaw-dropping thing for a government official to say.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
“If Dems won’t shut up about us doing murders, we’re going to keep doing murders.”
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Anthony Michael Kreis @anthonymkreis.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Officers shooting a man, running away from law enforcement, who is not a target of law enforcement, and who poses no threat to law enforcement, is murder. Federal officers do not have the power to commit summary executions because they are aggrieved.
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Gloria!Gloria! @gloriainexcelsis.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
“Verify your age” Recites ‘Fresh Prince of Bel Air’ theme song
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Gloria!Gloria! @gloriainexcelsis.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
The Kean McConnell bill
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Dreamweasel @dreamweasel.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
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Gloria!Gloria! @gloriainexcelsis.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Seeing them Friday!!!
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Gloria!Gloria! @gloriainexcelsis.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
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Gloria!Gloria! @gloriainexcelsis.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
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Gloria!Gloria! @gloriainexcelsis.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
This is the news I want
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Gloria!Gloria! @gloriainexcelsis.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Trump belongs in a memory care facility.
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Gloria!Gloria! @gloriainexcelsis.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Fucking embarrassing
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Gloria!Gloria! @gloriainexcelsis.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Disturbed by how many people I encounter using AI as a search engine
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Gloria!Gloria! @gloriainexcelsis.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Me tooooo 😭😭😭
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Gloria!Gloria! @gloriainexcelsis.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I still have that soundtrack memorized
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Gloria!Gloria! @gloriainexcelsis.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Some of the stupidest things he’s ever said here. If only we had a functioning Congress to do anything.
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Gloria!Gloria! @gloriainexcelsis.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Looks like idolatry to me
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Gloria!Gloria! @gloriainexcelsis.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
“Fuck you I won’t do what you tell me!” She scream-sings while parking at daycare
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
"You see, just like our president, I'm a fucking idiot who's motivated mostly by spite"
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Gloria!Gloria! @gloriainexcelsis.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit
Scene of Mario jumping around to avoid all the spinning fire sticks in the original Super Mario Bros game
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Gloria!Gloria! @gloriainexcelsis.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Imagine how much better our lives would be if Stephen Miller would fuck off into the sea forever
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Gloria!Gloria! @gloriainexcelsis.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
I’m just a girl, standing in front of a Congress, asking it to fucking to do its job @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social @schumer.senate.gov
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Gloria!Gloria! @gloriainexcelsis.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
🎯
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
who made this
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 13/02/2026
This is wildly appropriate ☠️
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Gloria!Gloria! @gloriainexcelsis.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Now do everyone else. The whole damn Trump administration and anyone else involved with raping and trafficking children and involved in covering it up.
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Gloria!Gloria! @gloriainexcelsis.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
He’s my rep and he’s a fucking disgrace. Calling and emailing his office do nothing. So frustrating to have this asshole in congress.
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Gloria!Gloria! @gloriainexcelsis.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
With Obama playing Lincoln somewhere in there
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Gloria!Gloria! @gloriainexcelsis.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
The Muppet Show was fantastic, and the best part was the toddler going “yay!” when the audience clapped between sketches
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Bradley P. Moss @bradmossesq.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
EXCLUSIVE: leaked image from the redesigned Kennedy Center, as planned for the re-opening in 2028.
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Gloria!Gloria! @gloriainexcelsis.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
RIP to an absolute Queen.
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