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Jason O. Gilbert

@gilbertjasono.bsky.social
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“comedy” writer for “television”

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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Feel the same way whenever I see Mike Soroka pitching
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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
SEN. ERIC SCHMITT: Mr. Smith, you once said that Onyeka Okongwu wasn’t big enough to play center on a championship team JACK SMITH (shuffling papers): That doesn’t… I don’t recall saying that
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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Good point, Democrats should stop making policy that appeals to their voters(?)
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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
AI EXECUTIVE (bragging about his product): Using this every day has made me incredibly stupid
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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The conservative cowboy from 60 Minutes who said data centers were the first political issue that affected him personally so now he cares about it
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
this entire presidency in one image
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
other things found in an old photo folder: this remarkable headline about the time the Mets went all-out for one special fan
newspaper headline: "Mets Blow a Save and Fan 18 Times in Opening Loss"
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Rudy Giuliani just backed over Tilly Norwood in a parking lot
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ceej @ceej.online · 20/08/2026
they put up a dada center just outside of town and life has been unbearable ever since. thing looks like a fucking fish
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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Someone tell the New York Post they are free to use the headline "Natalie Imbroglio"
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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
“Bent democratic traditions” is an all-timer
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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Attention passengers: Unfortunately this flight will not offer any snacks because the president is in the fetal position on a bed of Biscoff cookies
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Limix Colonel @kastor.sh · 23/07/2026
It’s finally out
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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
How much Chuck could a ToddCast Chuck if a ToddCast could Chuck Todd
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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
"Chuck Todd is host of the Chuck ToddCast" remains one of the funniest phrases in media
Chuck Todd on CNN. Chyron proclaims that Chuck Todd is Host of The Chuck ToddCast
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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Mitch McConnell’s social media post today
Gonzo in Muppet Christmas Carol saying “Who did NOT die”
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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
After a phone call from Donald Trump FIFA has ruled that the American team gets to use guns
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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I wouldn’t worry if I was Zohran. If history is any guide the Democrats will just keep saying they’re angry but never actually do anything
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
scanning for wokeness
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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
...please be about auto manufacturing.
NYT op-ed piece title "Germany Has Lost What It Did Best"
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Colton @sniperking323.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Saw this on FB. If you’ve ever enjoyed Aqua Teen, please help if you can. Someone who’s such an integral part of one of Adult Swim’s most beloved shows deserves much better than this.
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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Axios Reports That Another Axios Report of Imminent Peace Deal Is Imminent
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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Taffy Brodesser-Akner thinks AI will replace humans? Sounds like Flesh Man Is In Trouble
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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
"Milli Vanilli too, Sir"
George W. Bush 9/11 whispering meme
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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
"The Pope takes on AI and robots" also sounds like an incredible starring role for Nicolas Cage
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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
This is so funny
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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Prior to this interview he unhinged his jaw and swallowed Jim Cramer whole
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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Unpopular opinion: Jeff Bezos looks okay, but imagine how much better he would look if he did some steroids.
Jeff Bezos on an interview with Andrew Ross Sorkin. Jeff Bezos looks like someone inflated his upperbody with helium.
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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
The chemicals in the water are turning the Joes Italian
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Mike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
We asked 100 people what is a good name for a man
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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Got this yesterday. About to drop a nuclear truth bomb on the sheeple at the Cobble Hill Trader Joe’s
The Onion’s rainbow Infowars tote bag
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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
My friend Matt Koff has a very funny new standup set on YouTube
youtu.be
Matt Koff - Cat Man (2026) | Full Standup Comedy Special
YouTube video by Matt Koff
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jab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
james lipton IS shia labeouf IN curtis sliwa: renegade angel
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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
RETVRN
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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
He’s strokin’ with the angels now youtu.be/YmtLHcx2kxs?...
youtu.be
Clarence Carter (Official 4K Video) Strokin'
YouTube video by MEMORY_LANE
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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
RIP to the genius behind “Strokin,” one of the all-time funniest songs.
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Happy one-year anniversary to the craziest sign I've ever seen in the window of a pizza shop
We come in pizza
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Fighting over Bluesky and X is so funny. It's like two rival opera companies screaming at each other. Persuasion is done via short form video now, we're both retirement homes for uggos.
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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Incredible stuff. Thanks harry
Harry Enten on CNN presenting a graphic that says "Google Searches for Ron DeSantis down 1% this week"
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Matthewせいじ @matthewseiji.com · 24/06/2025
Fortunato (coughing): You’re certain the Criterion Closet is down here Montresor (picking up a trowel): Definitely. Have you thought about your picks yet
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Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Can't stop singing this to the theme of the Muppet Show
Tweet from :Acting AG Todd Blanche, reading "It's time to build the ballroom."
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 24/04/2026
A fan has stolen a Hawks courtside chair and is humping it at the marta station
A black man in black clothes humping a black folding chair in the marta station mezzanine
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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Props to the editor who allowed this writer to publish the once-in-a-lifetime phrase “got clown on one knee”
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Baseball GIFs @baseballgifs.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Phillies fan sporting a CRANKIN HOG 69 jersey during a food segment on Sunday Night Baseball
Phillies fan sporting a CRANKIN HOG 69 jersey during a food segment on Sunday Night Baseball
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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
(Crashing through the wall like Kool Aid Man) JILL STEIN
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Guy who voted for Geogre Bush twice writing in a place called The Liberal Gazette: As we approach 2028, Democrats should be doing unpopular things that make them look stupid
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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Disrespectful to Kobe
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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
(to the tune of Buffalo Soldier) Jonathan Majors Window faller
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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
(to the tune of Eleanor Rigby) Jonathan Majors (also to the tune of Eleanor Rigby) Fell through a window
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