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Giantgooner

@giantgooner.bsky.social
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Mostly Arsenal. More Knicks posts than Giants posts. A bit of markets/risk arb too. For those who need context on the handle: defector.com/a-tale-of-two-gooners

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Giantgooner @giantgooner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is all going very badly for City. They needed to cut a deal in the days between the verdict being handed down and the summary decision being publicly released. This pressure campaign might yield an outcome but it will come at a massive cost in terms of soft power
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Giantgooner @giantgooner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Well, my 20s are capital-O Over
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Giantgooner @giantgooner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Burnham in here says it would be inappropriate for him to intervene in the case. That’s very bad for City and contrary to my expectations. Their soft power appears to be going less far than I thought it would, though obviously we’re not yet at the finish line
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⤵️ @bryce.lol · 27/09/2026
If we shadows have offended, Think but this, and all is mended, That you have but slumber’d here While these visions did appear. And this weak and idle theme No more yielding but a dream, Gentles, do not reprehend: if you pardon, we will mend; And, as I am an honest Puck, Show is over, off you fuck.
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bkmacd @bkmacd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Wrestling is one of the great art forms part 2
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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of
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Giantgooner @giantgooner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Katie McCabe is an Arsenal legend but you can see why the club let her go this summer. Lisa Baum has her on toast
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Giantgooner @giantgooner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Real Madrid to Barcelona on that goal against Spain
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Giantgooner @giantgooner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Firmly agreed. Count me as very skeptical that City face significant sporting sanctions when all is said and done
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Giantgooner @giantgooner.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I always enjoy The Debrief, but I think the breakdown of the Gross and Kostoulas goals in today’s piece is particularly good.
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Giantgooner @giantgooner.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Andrew goes deep on our goalscoring record so far this season, but I think he’s missed the most obvious explanation - the schedule. We’ve played 5 in the league, 3 have been away against tough opponents, and one of the home games was Chelsea. Only Coventry was a game to rack up goals in, and we did
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Giantgooner @giantgooner.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I’m quite surprised I have to do Football Stats 101 on a post from a guy who spent decades as a football stats pro, but here we are. G-xG is not how you measure the quality of forwards. The ability to generate shots/xG is fairly stable over time. Finishing fluctuates wildly.
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1.76 Acres @onepointsevensixacr.es · 19/09/2026
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Men In Black Men In Black Movie
ALT: Men In Black Men In Black Movie
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Mike Goodman @themlg.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If I gave up three shots for 0.26 xG I would simply not allow them to hit two bangers if I were Arsenal. Dunno why they didn’t run the no bangers tactic.
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Giantgooner @giantgooner.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This is a tough one. Brighton have gotten through us twice in the first 3 minutes, you don’t see that often at all
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1.76 Acres @onepointsevensixacr.es · 19/09/2026
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Giantgooner @giantgooner.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Tottenham Hotspur, you say??
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Meerkat Hide
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Giantgooner @giantgooner.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This is the definition of oversold, and while I’m a longtime critic of Gyokeres I think people are badly overreacting to a couple bad games at the start of the season. He isn’t a .5 shots/90 guy, the sample you are using to peg him as that is less than 180 minutes. He put up 2 shots/90 last year.
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Giantgooner @giantgooner.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Falcon (Sam Wilson): He's Outta Line, But He's Right
ALT: Falcon (Sam Wilson): He's Outta Line, But He's Right
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Giantgooner @giantgooner.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The problem with building this deep, quality squad is we can’t crash out of the Carabao Cup at the first opportunity
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Giantgooner @giantgooner.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Last week I said Gabriel shouldn’t have been sent off for the kick to Martinez’s head cause it had nowhere near the level of power needed for a red card. So on that basis I gotta say, the decision to send Foden off here is nuts. There’s no power at all behind that kick, they’re on top of each other
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Giantgooner @giantgooner.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
A Mainoo-Tielemans-Fernandes midfield against City??? Need to find an excuse to not be by the TV for this one
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Giantgooner @giantgooner.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
At this pace we’d get St Tott’s on January 5th, Arsenal vs Brentford
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Brendan Pulsford @brendanpulsford.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
8 cards in this game and the ref has absolutely no control, abysmal performance
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Cartoon Steve Bould. @cartoonstevebould.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The world if Timber and White were fit at the same time and were rotated situationally.
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Giantgooner @giantgooner.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
We’ve looked absolutely terrible so far
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George Pearkes @peark.es · 11/09/2026
People want markets and the economy to make a moral judgement on Trump.
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You Want It To Be One Way Pissed
Alt: You Want It To Be One Way Pissed
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Josh Owen Morris @joshowenmorris.co.uk · 10/09/2026
Chester Zoo are offering guided tours looking at their predator animals. At least, that's what I hope it is...
a screenshot of a chester zoo ticket purchase screen, dark greens and tan colours.

Text says "discover the iconic predators of the animal kingdom, and their prey in our very unique guided tour."

Tickets on offer for adult predator tour, child predator tour...
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Giantgooner @giantgooner.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I can’t remember the last time Arsenal looked as vulnerable on the counter as the early going today
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it’s me, aubrey plaza accord @sellingtheta.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Fischer 🛠️🚇 @fischer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
breaking: XAI announces that they have used an unreleased grok model to solve a major open problem in the field of race science
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Giantgooner @giantgooner.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Wheeeeeeeeeee
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Giantgooner @giantgooner.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Ainsley Maitland-Niles you are once again a gooner
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Giantgooner @giantgooner.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Taxi for Pickford
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Giantgooner @giantgooner.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Evil Saka!!!
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
jim downey on conan o'brien's podcast with the caption: "A popularity contest? On the website for humorless scolds?"
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Brendan Pulsford @brendanpulsford.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Vuskovic, who Spurs sold for 50 million, has scored more goals than Tottenham so far this season
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Giantgooner @giantgooner.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Personally I’m happy to own this. I have only modest concerns about the things Ball frames as “genuine” - tech advances heretofore have all created more jobs than they’ve destroyed, etc. But I object deeply to slop, because it is slop. Human made, AI generated, I don’t care. Slop is bad.
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 05/09/2026
In white prison culture you put the number of people you've killed on your hand tattoo
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1.76 Acres @onepointsevensixacr.es · 04/09/2026
A lot of the Arsenal transfer window post-mortems speculate about moving faster for Rogers. But the reporting on Vini implies that this option had been worked on for a long time. I highly doubt we were signing both. So moving fast for Rogers would have likely meant giving up on any Vini pursuit.
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Giantgooner @giantgooner.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It’s no secret to folks who’ve followed me over the years that Martinelli was a favorite of mine. When he first burst onto the scene I thought he was going to be the man to drag Arsenal back to the glory days. That didn’t quite happen, but he was still an important contributor for a long time 1/2
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Giantgooner @giantgooner.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Kill Bill: The Bride's Intense Look
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Danny Page @danny.page · 02/09/2026
can pablo torre get the Manchester City investigation paperwork now
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Scott Willis @scott.cannonstats.com · 02/09/2026
It makes me chuckle thinking back a year ago where people were calling Mikel Merino a defensive midfielder. I think that was massively driven by stereotypes of what he looks like.
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Giantgooner @giantgooner.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The thing about the transfer-fee washing that Villa and Chelsea do is that it ultimately just kicks the can down the road. You end up with a new overpaid player with an excessive fee amortizing, and the only way off the treadmill is a window where you take your medicine like Villa have this summer
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Thierry Ennui @heisenbergkamp.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Giantgooner @giantgooner.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Apologies, no match thread today cause work was busy. One nil to the champions!
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Giantgooner @giantgooner.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Things of that, um, nature
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