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bitch, you got this bitch! Free Palestine 🇵🇸

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Steve Jones @stevejones20.bsky.social · 15h
excuse me Giannis
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gerv @gervs.bsky.social · 13h
Cannot help but mark out every time I see Giannis in a Heat jersey
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yankees and Braves eliminated on the same night
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
“and then this motherfucker puts a FEATHER in his CAP, and you are not gonna believe what he called that shit. guess. just fuckin guess.”
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gerv @gervs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Soldiers reading a newspaper with the headline “Hitler Dead”
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Daaaaa
David Ortiz and Vlad Guerrero Jr gloating about the Jays eliminating the Yankees
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gerv @gervs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Juan Estamos
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
goblin mask! twenty dollars can buy many peanuts

norman osborn! explain how
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jonk @jonk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Me: And this dew, it’s from the mountains of the Baja Oblast? Taco Bell employee: ya
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gerv @gervs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“When missing posters go up, Ken Paxton takes them down” feels like terrible messaging lol
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
today is the only day you can post this
a scene from mean girls where lindsay lohan says "It's tha freakin' weekend."
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gerv @gervs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Let’s start the rumor again I feel like we deserve it
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gerv @gervs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Lenny from the Simpsons replacing a 0 with a 0 in the sign “0 days without Bluesky falling for a parody twitter account”
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gerv @gervs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Idk this marketing is why Head On accounts for 2% of US GDP
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gerv @gervs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Vice City Narcos Antetokounmpo jerseys lining Calle Ocho 🔜
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gerv @gervs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My live reaction
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steviebaby🫡 @steviebaby.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
these guys were suspended by bsky mods for glorifying violence
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gerv @gervs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Basically what happened here lol
Tweet thread
“What are you even talking about”
“What are YOU even talking about”
“Sophie Cunningham”
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gerv @gervs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There’s always tomorrow 🙏
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gerv @gervs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Haven’t turned off the postgame this is such nasty work Jesus Christ these people should all be [REDACTED]
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 02/10/2026
people are unfair about Sophie Cunningham’s stats because they don’t understand she’s a role player. that role? game loser
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gerv @gervs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Soldiers reading a newspaper with the headline “Hitler Dead”
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gerv @gervs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Kirk and Al gotta go in the contraption
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gerv @gervs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Judkins 20 PPR points on 3 ypc smh
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gerv @gervs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Rooting for a Bane situation for this QB matchup
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gerv @gervs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bringing this back for Filipino American History Month
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Rey-Rey @rey-rey.net · 01/10/2026
Happy Filipino-American History Month.
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
As ever, it was a land dispute. One pilot wanted to and the other didn't.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
 Millennial Funeral Director. A mustachioed man says "we will do the best we can to honour your son's life now that he's a heckin' corpserino" tp grieving parents. Behind him is an ad that reads "ask about our "homer in the bushes" coffin!"
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Dennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Will never pass up an opportunity to repost leon’s dramatization of this
leon @leyawn.bsky.social

(drawing of twitter exchange)
Joyce Carol Oates @JoyceCarolOates •2d
So curious that the richest man in the world doesn't have a favorite shape.
Does he even know any shapes?
shapesthetics @shapesthetics -1h
The triangle is a shape with three sides and three corners, one of the most basic yet beautiful shapes in Euclidean geometry.
Elon Musk @elonmusk •1h
Great shape

Leon is QTing:

Razzball @razzball.bsky.social • 8mo
Joyce Carol Oates owned Elon so hard he's spent the last day posting about movies he hasn't seen in 15 years
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Can’t believe they passed the Lincoln Riley Act.
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Cj Says: Racism is scarier than anything 🎃🦇👻 @cynicalceezy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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gerv @gervs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
How Bernie’s moving in big 2026
Shaq in a Celtics jersey holding a basketball, looking washed as hell
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Instead of complaining about “Choosin’ Texas” some of y’all should be worried about who voters in TEXAS might be CHOOSIN’ in the dang midterms
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 26/09/2026
Texas guy peeing on the field with the World Cup PAUSA DE HIDRATACION overlaid on it
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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
High Hopes is Panic at the Disco but culturally Fall out Boy
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
image of the year lmaooo
texas player pretending to piss as a celebration. the close caption reads “no no no no”
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 26/09/2026
if I text someone this image, it means they crossed the line
Arch Manning
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"no offense"
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gerv @gervs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
that’s too bad but thankfully posting will fix it!
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gerv @gervs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I think we’ve reached our discourse allotment for the year let’s all take a break and come back in 2027
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i really can’t bring myself to care about AI anthropomorphism debates. “is AI thinking?” i don’t know. is a calculator calculating? questions for the philosophers. what’s important is that we put sam altman in prison.
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gerv @gervs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Spurs finishing 17 again just above a massively penalized City is back on the menu
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gerv @gervs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Tragic! “Cold brew” just iced coffee
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s…
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
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gerv @gervs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
That and then the Celtics trading Jaylen for some bs a week later was as good as it gets
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gerv @gervs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Not even at the top of the underperformance table smh
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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
there are 70 million people for whom this is the biggest song in the world. they watch comedies called like "Wives of Jim" that have run for nine seasons. they're usually pretty affable in person. in 2024 they severed the fate of humanity because of egg prices
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Jonny IsGood @jonnyisgood.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Women don't like bi guys because women are the ones who love to "buy" They love to shop!
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