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Hack Jarlow

@gerrydorsey.bsky.social
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Founding member of the Federalist Society Magneto was right

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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 4h
Vile.
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Ciara Torres-Spelliscy @profciara.bsky.social · 7h
TODAY is the deadline to register to vote in the following states: Arizona Arkansas Florida Georgia Indiana Kentucky Louisiana Mississippi Ohio Tennessee Texas Please don't miss out. ✍🏾🗳️
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Register for Next Steps Conference
ALT: Register for Next Steps Conference
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 17h
not a cell phone in sight,, just people living in the moment.
Jason Schwartzman holding a laptop in front of Sofia Coppola on the set of Marie Antoinnette. He's in costume as Louis XVI, old time French style.
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 21h
Just saw the weird Trump campaign ad on TV for the first time and I really want to talk to whoever said they should put “Paid for by the U.S. Government” at the bottom. It’s timed so perfectly to evoke revulsion - “My money? For *this*?
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The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 19h
wait til this guy learns about what Pearl Jam was doing during every one of their 2000 US concerts bsky.app/profile/blue...
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Darnolverine @dhodgs.bsky.social · 18h
bro looks like a create-a-player who set his skin tone to "translucent"
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Dawn @502eire.bsky.social · 23h
their three sons who now
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
these little freaks love playing dress up
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Zvrra @zvrra.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I dont understand how people are down with AI if its rapidly speeding up the deterioration of our planet. It's like they don't take the world being destroyed seriously even if they're a well meaning person. Like realistically we can't eliminate everything but AI is a CHOICE.
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Albumism @albumism.com · 04/10/2026
Angel Olsen released 'All Mirrors' 7 years ago on October 4, 2019 | Discover why we selected it as our #1 Album of the Year for 2019 here: album.ink/AOallmirrors
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ronnie james DEIo @hammel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Life of a Louisville Sports Fan
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Hans Moleman Hit by Football - The Simpsons
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Check is in the mail is a whole ass comedic trope this is incredible
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Brian Rosenworcel @brianrosenworcel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He’s at 29% approval. Democrats should be talking about this non stop.
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Anna Gifty @itsafronomics.blacksky.app · 04/10/2026
lol the fall of Ed Sheeran is a canon event.
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Tara Anderson @taraeanderson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
🥰🥰🥰
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held steady @heldsteady.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Not very libertarian to be this bad at picking up an 8 year old.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He needs to go back to playing clubs.
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 03/10/2026
Switched to Firefox.
Make-us-of headline: Google Chrome was using 30GB RAM until I made this tweak
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Infield Fly Girl @infieldflygrl.online · 03/10/2026
tampa tarpons in august when judge is on another rehab assignment ass prices
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Timothy Snyder @timothysnyder.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Unsurprisingly the Russians are paying off the Americans to take their side in the Russia’s criminal war of aggression. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/03/u...
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U.S.-Russia Talks on Ukraine Now Involve an Oil Deal Tied to Trump Allies
President Vladimir V. Putin brought up a sale of Russian energy assets with President Trump’s envoys, Jared Kushner and Steve Witkoff, pushing a deal that raises new questions about conflicts of inter...
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Paul Rosenberg @paulrosenberg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"The doctrine that the strong shall dominate the weak is the doctrine of our enemies. And we reject it." -- FDR
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Charles Louis Richter @richterscale.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Michael's, a Michael's Experience by Michael's in collaboration with Michael's for Michael's
the store front of an establishment called, apparently, "Michael's." it is painted black with all the trim painted gold, and the word "MICHAEL'S" is lettered on transom window, the front window, the awning, and on the wall above the awning, plus there is a sign out front that reads "welcome to the michael's experience"
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ed Sheeran in an ice bath waiting for instructions from Robert Kraft
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molly ✨ @brat.fm · 02/10/2026
formative records
Pop2 Emotion Raven
Trinity Pure Heroine Mezzanine
Immuninty Lush Punisher
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Hack Jarlow @gerrydorsey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Cheers from union station in St Louis!!!
Two white peoples face at union station
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Nikki McCann Ramírez @nikkimcr.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Trump straight up doxxed Senator Tom Cotton this morning
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o faquir da dor @tropigotico.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 03/10/2026
I’m gonna say it - Rank Wake Forest and Northwestern
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Elizabeth DeLoria, Pope of Chili-Town @yourdadloves.me · 03/10/2026
A two panel meme of the Simpsons. The top panel has kirk van houten gesturing to a race care bed. The text reads "im an AI guy. How many local models do YOU run?" The bottom panel is homer with a pope hat photoshopped onto his head. The bottom text reads "I run the catholic church."
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Asher HELLbein @asherelbein.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don't know if I believe this but *god* it would be so funny
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colin feral @sal.gay · 02/10/2026
It’s so Michael tracey to set out to do something demonic but not succeed bc you baeicslly stepped on a rake lmao
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Hack Jarlow @gerrydorsey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is not Justice this is Vengeance
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Eric Lipton NYT @ericlipton.nytimes.com · 03/10/2026
JUST POSTED: Jared Kushner and Steve Witkoff have pushed a multibillion oil deal with Russia as part of peace talks that will bring profits to their family business partners. A new front for Trump-era conflicts of interest. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/03/u...
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U.S.-Russia Talks on Ukraine Now Involve an Oil Deal Tied to Trump Allies (Gift Article)
President Vladimir V. Putin brought up a sale of Russian energy assets with President Trump’s envoys, Jared Kushner and Steve Witkoff, pushing a deal that raises new questions about conflicts of inter...
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Sam Thielmonster @samthielman.com · 03/10/2026
New copypasta just dropped
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
imagine telling the pope “you’re not even an AI influencer” like that’s a sick burn
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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
These hideous Trump ads are outright theft from the taxpayers and election misconduct at the same time. $20 million in OUR MONEY spent on Illegal ads glorifying the would-be king. And his co-conspirators told him it was OK.
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Trump Directed Use of Taxpayer Money for Ads Praising His Presidency (Gift Article)
The government-funded ads show just how much President Trump has been able to use federal money for his own aims.
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Hack Jarlow @gerrydorsey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ha ha ha ha ha ha fuck Penn St.
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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
She was so real for this. I feel this way about everything permanently
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m sorry, what’s that acronym again?
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The Almighty Tallest @spooknine.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
No one under a certain age remembers the water gun arms race these things set off. Suddenly, the simple squeezy-trigger spring loaded squirt gun was laughably obsolete. Every battle between the new technology and the old was like a backyard Somme.
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Karen Attiah @karenattiah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Mike Pompeo has been rewarded with a teaching fellowship at Columbia University’s School of International and Public Affairs. The same school that canceled my class on media, race and international affairs. @columbiasipa.bsky.social share.google/KEvTy5yER71U...
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Former Secretary of State Mike Pompeo to join SIPA faculty
Former Secretary of State Mike Pompeo will join the School of International and Public Affairs as a fellow at SIPA’s Institute of Global Politics in March, the Wall Street Journal reported Monday.
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hey everyone, just want to be sure you're looking at John Mara or Michael Bidwill off the waivers in your fantasy league after this suspension www.nytimes.com/athletic/761...
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49ers owner Jed York suspended 6 games, fined $500K after prostitution sting arrest (Gift Article)
York pleaded no contest to disorderly conduct and possession criminal tools. He was sentenced to two days in jail and fined $1,150.
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MisterJayEm @misterjayem.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Dude's on the toilet.
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Nitish Pahwa @nitishpahwa.com · 02/10/2026
"In 2016 Farrar was still figuring his life out, earning money as a freelancer by writing for places like Deadspin, The Daily Dot and Vice. Many of the outlets he worked with are now gone and Farrar’s work scrubbed from the internet." www.cnn.com/2026/10/01/u...
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The tweet that defined a decade of Trump | CNN
It’s been 10 years since Jesse Farrar accidentally defined a political era with one pithy, prescient tweet. He wishes it never happened.
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Chris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
why does the WaPo print headline on the botched TN execution read like The Onion
Drugs Fail to Kill Woman
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Justin Wolfers @justinwolfers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm not sure who saw this coming, but so far nearly all the jobs created during the second Trump administration have gone to women.
Line chart titled "So far during Trump's second term, just 8% of all job growth has gone to men" showing change in employment by gender since January 2025. Total nonfarm employment grew by 776,000 jobs through September 2026, with women gaining 711,000 positions (92% of growth) while men added only 65,000 jobs (8% of growth). Women's employment gains accelerated sharply through 2026, reaching 711,000 by September, while men's employment growth remained flat with brief periods of decline, including a drop of 96,000 jobs in February 2026.
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cyrus @professorbutts.com · 02/10/2026
lol low-t jd is great
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Calling Vance "the most ordinary man imaginable" is so softly savage, you have to admire it.
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Signs you might really have crossed a line: The torture guy is suggesting a firing squad as a more humane alternative
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Sydney Bauer @sydney-bauer.com · 01/10/2026
JD Vance trying to tell a black Floridian woman who’s known as a well liked state legislator to get out of America may actually be a turning point…
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