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Your Weird Dad @geoffotis.bsky.social · 15h

I caught a fish, I drank a pumpkin beer, the pats won, and I'm making a stew and listening to Donny Hathaway. You can't touch me on a Sunday

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David, just David @coldwarhost.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

It is National Poetry Day in the UK, so for my contribution, I humbly share one of my favourite poems of all time, written by Robert Florence,

BATMAN'S AFF HIS NUT
Batman's aff his nut
Have you seen the way he cuts aboot
Dressed up as a mad fuckin bat
Batterin guys
I was lit at:
"Mate, I'm worried aboot ye
I know your ma and da died
But everybody's ma and da dies
And we're no aw runnin aboot
Hookin muggers and
Kickin psychopaths in the baws."
And that was when Batman went
"Aye, but do ye ever feel like it?
Do you ever look at the world and feel like it?
Like having a big mad base under your hoose?
Do you ever feel like drivin a big mad motor
that turns intae a tank?
And leatherin fuck oot of guys aw night?
Scarin the fuckin shite oot of them?"
And that was when I was lit at:
"Aye. Fuck it. Ah dae."
And that's the Secret Origin of Robin
and everybody else.

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Your Weird Dad @geoffotis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Delano thinks you should come see 7th Grade Girl Fight tonight at Durty Nelly's.

A financially ruinous amount of drum cases and a sweet mutt

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A. Marmot 🌱 @aminus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

BREAKING: a whistleblower has just quit company wikiHow, warning that within ten years, advanced wikiHow illustrations may kill us all

wikihow tutorial illustration with a man in baseball cap and pink shirt partially crouching, hands on thighs, and pivoting counterclockwise as shown by red arrows. Caption reads, "how to discretely get your balls unstuck from your thigh"

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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

pot noodle snack, print ad, nintendo official magazine (1999) archive.org/details/nint...

a photo of a woman and a dude in a open top car. the woman looks embarrassed and frustrated, her hand up to her forehead. the dude is doing a blowfish against the window glass, trying to eat his pot noodles (through the glass) because he is an idiot (assuming he has his eating hand over the glass).
text:
tamara wants to hate herself for loving him. all keith wants is a spanking gorgeous pot noodle.

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Your Weird Dad @geoffotis.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

First show with the new band! Come check us out at Durty Nelly's

Band flyer: 7th Grade Girl Fight, live at Durty Nelly's September 26. 8pm, no cover

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Your Weird Dad @geoffotis.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Hey, it's me, your friendly neighborhood drummer for 7th Grade Girl Fight! Very excited to start playing music with these folks and to be part of this band. New shows coming soon 7thgradegirlfight.com

7thgradegirlfight.com

7th Grade Girl Fight

Home page of 7th Grade Girl Fight, an indie, pop, rock group from Charlottesville, VA. 7th Grade Girl woos audiences with their fun, loud blend of garage pop and indie rock. With energy and hooky chor...

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Your Weird Dad @geoffotis.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

When I was a kid, we went with Dad on the weekends, and every Friday night we'd all stay up late to watch the new episode of the The X Files. Yesterday, on what would have been his 66th birthday this kit finally came in. This has been a real joy to put together. Love you dad

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Your Weird Dad @geoffotis.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

This was so rad to come home to. Stay sick!!

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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 20/08/2026

Antiquing find

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THE Pablo Escobear @pabloescobear.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Humpty dumpty asses

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Your Weird Dad @geoffotis.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Everybody raise your hand if you wanged your forearm into a cactus on your walk home tonight. Oh what's the matter? Cant raise your hand? Too many prickles in it? Didn't expect to find a cactus in central Virginia? Yeah, me neither

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Taco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 17/07/2026

The Taco Bell finger pointing is a psyop to redirect attention from the real culprit, the deregulation and lack of oversight in our food supply

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Your Weird Dad @geoffotis.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Watching Raiders of the Lost Ark with three 7-10 y/o boys who've never seen it before. Core memory stuff happening tonight!

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Channel 6 @channel6.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Maybe next time you’ll listen

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Your Weird Dad @geoffotis.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

My kids are like the two guards riddle except one of them always lies and the other one was not paying attention when the situation was explained to him and he's too stubborn to admit it

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Your Weird Dad @geoffotis.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Three all the way, large fry, large coffee milk Put it on my tombstone en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hot_wie...

en.wikipedia.org

Hot wiener - Wikipedia

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Your Weird Dad @geoffotis.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

First time using a chainsaw, still got all my blood (inside my body)!

A fallen over oak in a real pain in the ass position

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Your Weird Dad @geoffotis.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

I need the rain to stop so I can get back to my chainsaw

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Your Weird Dad @geoffotis.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Ah well, its a bummer that America's out of the world cup. At least there's still plenty of baseball left to play. I wonder how the Red Sox are doing...

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Your Weird Dad @geoffotis.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

They're trying to catch me slipping out here

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Your Weird Dad @geoffotis.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Left my bike on the back porch for a week and a robin claimed squatters rights. Had to tie it to the rose trellis

A handlebar bag newly fixed to a rose trellis

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars. We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director. Please stand by for more.

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Your Weird Dad @geoffotis.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

Although the releases for record store day have become less and less attractive, it did not stop me from having to lose my receipts to avoid questions from my wife

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Your Weird Dad @geoffotis.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

While I do love fighting through traffic on 95, and I will dearly miss stopping at South of the border, this isn't so bad

Nintendo fest heading north on the auto train

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 09/04/2026

love to face another day of being violently stunted on by a cabal of the world's dumbest assholes

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Your Weird Dad @geoffotis.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

We're in Lorton VA waiting to board the auto train!

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Sar Cousins @6knifes.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

The goose deserves the common

Pink sugar paper with a large graphic illustration of a goose biting a rich man's hand. Text reads: The common belongs to me, you, and the goose!

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

Ok I'll bite ~ me, when I see a corn dog

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

Rod Serling is probably the coolest guy of the 20th century. Looked cool, sounded cool, fought Nazis, hated John Wayne, wrote the screenplay for Planet of the Apes. Honestly dunks all the hell over any male influencer guy.

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Your Weird Dad @geoffotis.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

This is probably too much power to have at the ready all the time

a screenshot from the House md video game but the text has been replaced with what I'm sure is a common misconception about urine sterility

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

sure the pedophile felon president just illegally bombed a country that may have nukes while federal forces under his command murder and harass people in america and immigrants are tortured and he moves forward with plans to build concentration camps and sorry idk where i was going fuck all of this

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Your Weird Dad @geoffotis.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

Crazy that this month sees the end of both Absolute Martian Man Hunter and Peach Momokos Ultimate X-Men. Two of the best books I've read in years

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Your Weird Dad @geoffotis.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

Really ought to get the dog on a walk but Italy's mixed doubles curling team has captured my heart. Give those Brits hell Stefania!

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Your Weird Dad @geoffotis.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

Today I'm gonna pick up 3D Country by Geese, 24 Hr Sports by El Michels Affair, and Alvvays S/T. It's bandcamp Friday!! isitbandcampfriday.com

isitbandcampfriday.com

Is it Bandcamp Friday?

Is it?

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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 31/01/2026

Dark is also the only closed loop time travel media I can think of that has zero plot holes, there'll never be another show like it

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Your Weird Dad @geoffotis.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

The bike ride for Alex Pretti today was really great, and big shout out to Endeavor and community bikes for putting it together. I've done a few critical mass rides and it's extremely rare to get as much support from drivers as we did. Solid turnout too

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Your Weird Dad @geoffotis.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

Abolish and prosecute. I hope these worms never know a day of peace for the rest of their lives

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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

You're not ready for the name of the energy transition specialist at Heat Pump Association UK

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Your Weird Dad @geoffotis.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

My resolution to swear less has become a complete failure

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Your Weird Dad @geoffotis.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

My family's at the park and I'm standing in my kitchen shouting, "oh shit, that is a tesseract isn't it?!"

In process with the super mega crossword

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Your Weird Dad @geoffotis.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

If you can get to my house in the next 5 minutes I will pay you $1,000,000 to wrap these presents

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Your Weird Dad @geoffotis.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

My oldest friend and my newest dog. In the kitchen ready to get to work on the feast

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Your Weird Dad @geoffotis.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

I've been baking/cooking for two days already, but Xmas doesn't really begin until the rainbow cookies are cut and packaged

A squared end of a rainbow cookie sheet on a cutting board, surrounded by the cookie detritus left from cutting and packaging

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Your Weird Dad @geoffotis.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

Little man making the butter cookies this year. Still working on his piping technique

My youngest making Italian butter cookies

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Your Weird Dad @geoffotis.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

Drinking some amaro and doing a crossword and listening to bill Evans while my kids make little origami mice and if this isn't nice I don't know what is

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