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Bird dæmon enthusiast, TUNA STATUS Curator, #GhostnolaIndustries #CardioSoles charity streamer ghost, the Jack LaLanne of Dark Souls Speedrunning. He/him. cardiosoles.com Header by drdubzcomms.carrd.co

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authorblues @authorblu.es · 13h
If you can afford to spend $100m to buy legislation, you have proven why you should be taxed. If there was an ounce of justice in the world, he would be taxed twice as much punitively.
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Spooky Sara (Endless Halloween🔪🩸🪦) @pashion.bsky.social · 15h
Space ghost coast to coast - Bjork - (sept 1st 2001) - youtu.be/tVMPL56mdGg?...
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Bjork Ghostal
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If there’s a moral that you can glean from the life and death of Mr. Hands it’s that that everyone who works at Boeing is that fucked up.
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geoff (a ghost) @geoffaghost.cardiosoles.com · 17h
If it’s stupid and it works, it ain’t stupid!
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no, im jory @jory.zone · 17h
Good thing my shits are average 6 billiard balls
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geoff (a ghost) @geoffaghost.cardiosoles.com · 17h
I took a jigsaw to a drivecage to fit a videocard. Roll Tide, baby!
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geoff (a ghost) @geoffaghost.cardiosoles.com · 17h
I might be doing something stupid but @legkicktko.bsky.social is streaming so go watch! www.twitch.tv/legkicktko
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geoff (a ghost) @geoffaghost.cardiosoles.com · 20h
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Julianne Nicholson: I'M BROKEN Sinatra
ALT: Julianne Nicholson: I'M BROKEN Sinatra
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geoff (a ghost) @geoffaghost.cardiosoles.com · 22h
GØRF FACT: I went to Boston this weekend & all I did was learn that my dear Canadian friends @skippygranola.bsky.social @ilyon.bsky.social @ragu.andoreseven.com kept the knowledge of their nations largest clothing optional beach (Wreck Beach) from me. I had to learn it from a treadmill, shame!
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Game of Thrones: The Walk of Shame
ALT: Game of Thrones: The Walk of Shame
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Dr Francis Young @drfrancisyoung.bsky.social · 22h
You may think you're cool, but you'll never be as cool as Lithuanian folk art St Francis doing stigmata kung fu (via limis.lt)
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maya apparitionpussy @membrane.hellstar.plus · 04/10/2026
graffiti on a bus stop that says “FUCK ANY DEMOCRAT WHO WON’T FIGHT 4 TRANS PPL”
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geoff (a ghost) @geoffaghost.cardiosoles.com · 04/10/2026
Hey @dmisunbreakable.bsky.social you’re gonna need to start playing Deadlock now.
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geoff (a ghost) @geoffaghost.cardiosoles.com · 04/10/2026
Send $32 to my #extralife page and I’ll drink the BARREL AGED Malört & Midge will take a video. dd.extra-life.org/participant/...
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Andy “voice of Brak” Merrill. 🎅🏻🤡🐒💩 @amerrill2.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I know this station all too well.
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Kim Hu @kim-hu.com · 03/10/2026
I know most of you guys don't go on the other app but the pope posted an anti AI/ pro artists statement yesterday, and the ensuing cope and memes is really funny
Pope Leo XIV
@Pontifex

In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgent to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity.2016: I will never fight a holy war

2019: Pope Leo I am ready launch me towards the nearest data centersome AI guy saying he makes christian children's books with AI asking the pope if that is ok then and someone posting a meme react with the pope holding a baseball bat saying 'did I stutter'
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geoff (a ghost) @geoffaghost.cardiosoles.com · 03/10/2026
@highwang.bsky.social would you stream a mod that added an Erogenous Zone into S.T.A.L.K.E.R.?
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geoff (a ghost) @geoffaghost.cardiosoles.com · 03/10/2026
My other combat is a zone full of erogenous.
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geoff (a ghost) @geoffaghost.cardiosoles.com · 03/10/2026
If postage wasn’t so shitty I’d gladly donate my old teaching desk trophy to start this ball rolling.
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geoff (a ghost) @geoffaghost.cardiosoles.com · 03/10/2026
Combat? In the Erogenous Zone! Combat! In the Erogenous Zone?
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geoff (a ghost) @geoffaghost.cardiosoles.com · 03/10/2026
It was a great work find.
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geoff (a ghost) @geoffaghost.cardiosoles.com · 03/10/2026
GØRF STATUS: Waitin’ to get my car inspected.
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geoff (a ghost) @geoffaghost.cardiosoles.com · 03/10/2026
I like this concept for either potentially finding a new favorite or my weirdo gaming gaps having it accidentally turn into a cursed for me.
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KT (haunted) @kteeth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That’s it, I’m selling my house and leaving Detroit for good.
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K.C. Clyburn, Author @kccomplainsalot.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
"LLMs are just computers doing Algebra for fascists" is a completely correct take and the only examples anyone provides for why agentic AI is good are basically "it allows me to fuck off at work".
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ourcustomsart.bsky.social @ourcustomsart.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s day 1 of #aquatober and this time for the Aqua teens are off to pac-land when meatwad meets up with pac-man himself! #aquatoberhungerforce #athf #pacman #adultswim
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
No one has ever become poor from giving. Says Skeletor reminding you extra literal people that poor and rich and even giving don’t necessarily mean the monetary or physical senses of those words. Know what I mean?
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Kayin @kayin.moe · 01/10/2026
about:config browser.nova.enabled = false btw
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
YOU - “I'd like to dedicate this song to my partner, Kim Kitsuragi.” (Nod to the lieutenant.) KIM KITSURAGI - The lieutenant doesn't say anything, but gives you a quick smile, before turning away. COMPOSURE - He's incapable of blushing, but if he weren't -- he'd blush.
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Serpexnessie🎨 @serpexnessie.com · 01/10/2026
Doing sleeptober this year 👍
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geoff (a ghost) @geoffaghost.cardiosoles.com · 01/10/2026
More Big Walk & more #extralife as I join @boyks.neocities.org @ilyon.bsky.social & @sephoris.bsky.social for some postgame content in a few minutes and ponder the food horrors of this years Food Crimes with Midge coming in NOVEMBER...
dd.extra-life.org
Extra Life | Make Big Change For All Kids
I'm raising funds with #EXTRALIFE for kids treated at my Children's Miracle Network hospital! I need your help to reach my fundraising goal. Please donate today to Make Big Change For All Kids.
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geoff (a ghost) @geoffaghost.cardiosoles.com · 30/09/2026
$246.66 to a new episode of Food Crimes With Midge!
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geoff (a ghost) @geoffaghost.cardiosoles.com · 30/09/2026
If we hit $666.66 we’ll get another episode of Food Crimes with Midge for #extralife which is ONLY $496.66 away from our current amount.
dd.extra-life.org
Extra Life | Make Big Change For All Kids
I'm raising funds with #EXTRALIFE for kids treated at my Children's Miracle Network hospital! I need your help to reach my fundraising goal. Please donate today to Make Big Change For All Kids.
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geoff (a ghost) @geoffaghost.cardiosoles.com · 30/09/2026
Donations? Kindly! (2/2)
dd.extra-life.org
Extra Life | Make Big Change For All Kids
I'm raising funds with #EXTRALIFE for kids treated at my Children's Miracle Network hospital! I need your help to reach my fundraising goal. Please donate today to Make Big Change For All Kids.
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geoff (a ghost) @geoffaghost.cardiosoles.com · 30/09/2026
Hey folks, #ExtraLife marathon day is looming on Saturday November 14 so why not incentivize good ole Midge to do another food crime by tossin’ a couple bux in the pot? (1/2)
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geoff (a ghost) @geoffaghost.cardiosoles.com · 30/09/2026
Ask down at the warehouse?
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Mr Show - Cock Ring Warehouse
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Metin Seven, Moon Child's dad 🌝 @seven.eurosky.social · 26/09/2026
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geoff (a ghost) @geoffaghost.cardiosoles.com · 29/09/2026
I did cot life for a bit, pretty nice.
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geoff (a ghost) @geoffaghost.cardiosoles.com · 29/09/2026
I’ll be honest: I have a weird softspot for K-911.
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TAPE @tapemachines.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
finally able to go through All Out and just wanted to say that Jamie Hayter knows what the fuck is up with her knee pads over her blue jeans which are tucked into her boots for the Chicago Street Fight. this is a Student of the Game.
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1992, Day by Day @the90sbyday.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sep. 27, 1992 (Sun) - the postapocalyptic sitcom WOOPS! (!?), about six survivors of a nuclear war who take refuge in a farmhouse and try to create a new society, debuts on Fox. It's cancelled after airing 10 episodes.
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geoff (a ghost) @geoffaghost.cardiosoles.com · 27/09/2026
WARRRR! EAAAAAGGLE!
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geoff (a ghost) @geoffaghost.cardiosoles.com · 27/09/2026
There are things which are perfectly fine to not be the target audience for, learning this made things more fun for me.
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Allan @allancheapshot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A very young Sputnik Monroe
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geoff (a ghost) @geoffaghost.cardiosoles.com · 26/09/2026
TWO
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Phil Hine @philh.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A most inspiring talk by @cultauthor.bsky.social at Treadwells last night. Plus free fascist numpty-bothering stickers!
Hookland "Folklore Against Fascism" Stickers:

Re-Enchantment is Resistance
Herne the Hunter Hates Your Racist Bollocks
The Norse Gods Are Queer as Fuck
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geoff (a ghost) @geoffaghost.cardiosoles.com · 24/09/2026
I have been enjoying the Heart is a Lonely Hunter by Carson McCullers if you’re feelin’ sassy.
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geoff (a ghost) @geoffaghost.cardiosoles.com · 24/09/2026
TUNA STATUS: Locked in.
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Cyberpunk anime was years ahead of its time, man
AD Police tshirt which features an image of an android over the text "the year is 2027 & boomers have destroyed the city."
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