KT @kteeth.bsky.social · 7hIt’s Rocktober. It’s Cocktober. It’s motherfuckin Socktober. It will never be Jocktober. Bachtober maybe if you’re German af. 140
KT @kteeth.bsky.social · 7hI have a rich inner world and reading the posts on this website had dealt +9999 damage to my mind 120
KT @kteeth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I know at least 4 gay guys that would absolutely slay in this whip 110
KT @kteeth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Had a dream I shaved my head again. Was initially nervous but then felt elated. Much less odd than the dream I had where a tiny horse wearing a pink t-shirt continually talked to me and kept requesting I pick her up. 010
KT @kteeth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Throwing our first ever Halloween Party in the new house and it‘s gonna be SpoooOoOoKy! 010
KT @kteeth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Really hoping the Lions are gonna do some serious damage to the Jets 010
KT @kteeth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Man, about to clinch a huge deal for all the back stock from the guitar shop. Everybody wins! 120
KT @kteeth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Just watched my cat puke through the steel mesh patio table and I might also barf 110
Reposted by KTceej @ceej.online · 13/10/2024I hope none of the other dads wear a denim jacket to the indie rock show tonight 1875552
KT @kteeth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026It would be cool to ride a motorbike again but everyone around here is drunk, on drugs, and addicted to phone 020
KT @kteeth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026When I used to interview prospective employees at the brewery, I’d pour them a beer and we’d get to talking. I have no opinion on whether it’s gauche or not to sip iced coffee while discussing salary. Fake problem. 020
KT @kteeth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026If you take anything too seriously you’re gonna have a bad time 010
KT @kteeth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026There is a small chance that I could do semi-pro beer-league wrestling in the near future 140
KT @kteeth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Getting cut off by a $60k Ford Bronco was insulting enough without having to see the Goku tire cover on the trunk. Grow up. 110
KT @kteeth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Something you gotta know about me is that I’m gonna slow blink at random or feral cats 020
KT @kteeth.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I used to know a guy who’d post “brushing your teeth is gay” on Facebook and I’m pretty sure he died 030
KT @kteeth.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The Autumn lever is being pulled tomorrow in Michigan. It’s gonna be motherfuckin’ soup season. Definitely gonna braise some beef shanks in wine with parsnips on Sunday. O, holy harvest season and shit! Fuck you, summer. 130
KT @kteeth.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I will never fear AI. I am afraid of more serious things, like when daddy shaves his beard 020
KT @kteeth.bsky.social · 18/09/2026”I’ll die in this country ass fucked up town” - me, every time I have to drive in the Detroit suburbs 020
KT @kteeth.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I am blessed to live roughly a mile away from the Apple Fritter donut shop in Ferndale, which happens to have exceptional apple fritters 250
KT @kteeth.bsky.social · 10/09/2026What’s wrong babe, you’ve barely touched your debilitating disease danish 020
KT @kteeth.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Getting bit by a cobra on my naked dick just to feel something 140
KT @kteeth.bsky.social · 09/09/2026This has lived in my head rent free for 40 yearsm.youtube.com80s Commercial | Westchester County Fair | 1985YouTube video by STEVE HEROLD 230
Reposted by KTlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/09/2026akira 4k restoration on the big screen... holey moley 3275720
KT @kteeth.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Mom said it’s my turn to drive the Dodge Charger 150 mph down 8 mile 060
Reposted by KTOrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Kia Soul is short for Killed In Action Soul 0414
KT @kteeth.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I might be a fuckin freak but no one has ever had to duct tape me to anything 142
KT @kteeth.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Everybody Loves Raymond (when he falls down an elevator shaft) 020
KT @kteeth.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Labor Day is the most sacred holiday for a grunt like me. All you other grunts say “Yeah!” 110
KT @kteeth.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Sippin‘ on some Polish beer and listening to Big Star in the backyard. Good shit. 010
Reposted by KTchiba_latte @chibalatte.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Someone is into shmups at the local rescue 8949511645
KT @kteeth.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I’m taking the first dog-piloted zeppelin flight this weekend, do not reply “woof woof” or I will command the dog to crash that shit into your house 020
