Reposted by IlyonSydney Bauer @sydney-bauer.com · 23/09/2026My friend sent me this unprompted that’s called being an ally 252276254
Reposted by IlyonMir @hovermyr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026"why does the snake woman have to have tits" why must morning sun glimmer on the freshly fallen snow? why must the crashing waterfall cast a rainbow? think before you speak idiot. 8450156
Reposted by IlyonGwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets. 206188975377
Reposted by IlyonVixi and Friends [🎀 Agnes Digital] @vixichrome.bsky.social · 14/06/2025Nonbinary people don't owe me androgyny but they do need to return the slab, or suffer my curse 77716
Ilyon @ilyon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Love how Big Walks puzzles all have one question, constantly varied - "How do you communicate?" 150
Reposted by IlyonBruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 23/09/2026almost got caught shoplifting fuck this bi visibility bullshit 018029
Reposted by IlyonSawhand @sawhand.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Everyone is talking about utilizing RSS feeds (they are right) but I haven't seen anyone actually explain it or recommend a specific RSS reader. RECOMMEND YOUR FAV RSS reader! (and what it works on! eg. Name-of-Thing and it's a Firefox add on) 72012
Reposted by IlyonBAKER @fuckyoubaker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026MUCH RESPECT TO PEOPLE NICER THAN ME 2899673662
Ilyon @ilyon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026What a betrayal! A totally surprising heel turn for all the liberals who have blinded themselves in their frothing hate for trans people and leftists with claim we "let fascists win" by criticizing their Blue Guy. He makes funny Orange Guy memes! Who could have possibly guessed he would do this??? 2162
Reposted by IlyonBruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 22/09/2026when I saw that scene in backrooms I knew it was inevitable that people would think I was referencing that movie and not my own twitter jokes from 2019 but I think it still means I must hunt down and eat kane parsons 0574
Reposted by IlyonSarah Colonthree, unmoderated @sarah.northsky.social · 22/09/2026*wokely* well well well if it isn’t the blowjob sisters 0443
Reposted by IlyonQueenOfLasers🏳️⚧️ @queenoflasers.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Lofi exo in Norma Arm, in Elite Dangerous. twitch.tv/queenoflaserstwitch.tvQueenOfLasers - Live on TwitchLofi exo in Norma Arm. | Streaming elite: dangerous. 031
Ilyon @ilyon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026The one that always comes first to mind for this is LttP. I probably played a Mario first, but I remember turning on LttP the first time and knowing I'd be playing games for my whole life. 020
Reposted by Ilyongamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026incredibly well-done resident evil teaser from a movie theater 80169125717
Reposted by IlyonDave Karpf @davekarpf.bsky.social · 18/09/2026This is the type of AI disaster scenario that I ACTUALLY worry about. (1) AI industry oversells the capabilities of its products to score fat government contracts. (2) govt puts the AI in charge of critical shit. (3) AI fucks up, because it has a nonzero error rate. (4) shit, now we’re at war. 30828258
Reposted by IlyonMike Billips @mbillips.bsky.social · 18/09/2026My rule is that if you show up at the door, you get candy. Stoned teenagers in street clothes knocking at 9:30 pm? You get candy. You probably need it worse than the younger kids. 01184
Reposted by Ilyongeorgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social · 13/07/2025woah woah woah Laserchrist is back!?!?!? i don't care how much tickets cost i'm going this year 109510
Ilyon @ilyon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Really treated myself for my 40th last month and fell of my diet and exercise quite a bit, but I still got some juice. 160
Reposted by IlyonGood Boys, Bad Movies @ruffcuts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Episode 279 is available at all your fine podcast retailers. Now with 200% more dog?ruffcuts.podbean.comEpisode 279 - Portal Snortal (200% Wolf) | Ruff Cuts200% wolf, 1% entertainment 044
Reposted by IlyonCrab Man @crabman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026r/lostmedia I swear I used to have a file on my computer that was a tier list of how easily I could kill a cook at different fast food restaurants and not get caught. Does anyone have any leads on where this file might have gone? 5324
Reposted by IlyonX ΘΔ (Giant Tyrant Overlord) @xkeeper.net · 27/08/2026this is a real bummer to see from someone i looked up to, and what a rancid take it is. the stuff on our site was not "free", that's all hard work people had to put in to discover *and document* it. and hosting it sure isn't free! 2751975
Reposted by IlyonCalvin Lin @calvinloveinternet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026The best part of being an artist is that you can just draw whatever dumb idea comes to your head at 1am 147206345678
Reposted by IlyonUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I LOVE Bionicle porn! 4126191036
Reposted by IlyonThe Haunted One 🎃 @palmtungsten.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I am not exaggerating 1930161
Reposted by IlyonBruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 13/09/2026if you're considering telling someone "sorry buddy you gotta make a bargain where you exchange some gradual diminishment of your rights for a tenuous safety that may slide away anyway" maybe shut up instead? it's not hard 1446
Ilyon @ilyon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Welcome to the First Run of Spelunky 2 for the night...twitch.tvOur First Run of Speluky 2 - ilyon_ on TwitchWatch ilyon_'s Spelunky 2 clip titled "Our First Run of Speluky 2" on Twitch. 061
Reposted by Ilyonlottie "frog k" lovely ⚧️🏴☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 10/09/2026that good slylandro probe toppy got me overriding priorities and getting broken down into my component materials 5234
Reposted by Ilyonlottie "frog k" lovely ⚧️🏴☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 26/10/2025ARBY'S CASHIER: Yo! You look old and weak. What's good OLD MAN: I wanna big heap shit. Same going out as coming in. CASHIER: One order hog fattener grade arby's roof rabbit, is that gonna be big boy or bitch boy OLD MAN: Big boy. Cook it to leather too CASHIER: We don't cook it any other way brother 421654
Reposted by IlyonKarakato @karakatodzo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Gonna need an E Tank for this... #megaman 394333939
Ilyon @ilyon.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I keep saying it, but holy shit Americans (even the most left and informed) have no actual concept of their foreign policy impacts. If I hear one more snide "Canada will be liberate us from Trump in the coming war" type jokes I'm gonna do something drastic. 271