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Ilyon

@ilyon.bsky.social
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Co-host of @ruffcutscast ilyon.neocities.org Partnered streamer at: twitch.tv/ilyon_ Professional photographer

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Poorly Drawn Lines @poorlydrawnlines.bsky.social · 9m
Going to bed
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Sydney Bauer @sydney-bauer.com · 23/09/2026
My friend sent me this unprompted that’s called being an ally
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Mir @hovermyr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"why does the snake woman have to have tits" why must morning sun glimmer on the freshly fallen snow? why must the crashing waterfall cast a rainbow? think before you speak idiot.
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James O’Loughlin @jamesoloughlin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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FROM DANNY, WITH LOVE @rhea-anthea.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Cherry 𝙳𝙴𝙻𝚄𝚇𝙴 @cherry3dblast.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a guy is putting on his jacket, getting ready to leave his apartment. He says, “gonna go get some ice cream.” Panel 2: the guy peeks around a corner into another room in his apartment. In the room, there is a monkey with glowing eyes floating in a large, shimmering, blue tube and some unusual technology lining the walls. The guy asks, “you want anything, omniscient monkey in hypersleep?” Panel 3: answering his own question, the guy scoffs, “psh! Duh… banana flavor.”
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Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Girl dinner
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Vixi and Friends [🎀 Agnes Digital] @vixichrome.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Nonbinary people don't owe me androgyny but they do need to return the slab, or suffer my curse
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Ilyon @ilyon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Love how Big Walks puzzles all have one question, constantly varied - "How do you communicate?"
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 23/09/2026
almost got caught shoplifting fuck this bi visibility bullshit
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Sawhand @sawhand.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Everyone is talking about utilizing RSS feeds (they are right) but I haven't seen anyone actually explain it or recommend a specific RSS reader. RECOMMEND YOUR FAV RSS reader! (and what it works on! eg. Name-of-Thing and it's a Firefox add on)
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Boyks @boyks.neocities.org · 23/09/2026
Being bi is cool. 🩷💜💙
Me in an red exercise under armor shirt and white under armor hat making a peace sign with my hand. There's are two pieces or art on the wall behind me of R2D2 and a geeky woman next to a crt.
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BAKER @fuckyoubaker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
MUCH RESPECT TO PEOPLE NICER THAN ME
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Boyks @boyks.neocities.org · 22/09/2026
My last 12 rated movies watched.
Resident Evil (2026) 3 1/2 stars
Big and Hairy 4 1/2 stars
200% Wolf 1 1/2 stars
Bailey's Billion$ 3 1/2 stars
Wild Zero 4 1/2 stars
Ug Wug 3 stars
Audie and the Wolf 2 stars
The Truth About Cats And Dogs 2 1/2 stars
Gremlins 2 4 1/2 stars
Dog Park 3 1/2 stars
Heck's Way Home 4 stars
Bad Milo! 3 1/2 stars
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Rob MacWolf, Werewolf Hitchhiker @robmacwolf.thevoice.dog · 22/09/2026
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Ilyon @ilyon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
What a betrayal! A totally surprising heel turn for all the liberals who have blinded themselves in their frothing hate for trans people and leftists with claim we "let fascists win" by criticizing their Blue Guy. He makes funny Orange Guy memes! Who could have possibly guessed he would do this???
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 22/09/2026
when I saw that scene in backrooms I knew it was inevitable that people would think I was referencing that movie and not my own twitter jokes from 2019 but I think it still means I must hunt down and eat kane parsons
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Sarah Colonthree, unmoderated @sarah.northsky.social · 22/09/2026
*wokely* well well well if it isn’t the blowjob sisters
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Simon S. Andersen @snakepixel.art · 21/09/2026
Anyway! #pixelart #ドット絵
A pixel-art scene from Street Fighter 3 Third Strike with Lottie the calico cat fighting the character Ruy. She's already cleared the first round with a no-hit perfect. Good job.
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QueenOfLasers🏳️‍⚧️ @queenoflasers.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Lofi exo in Norma Arm, in Elite Dangerous. twitch.tv/queenoflasers
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Lofi exo in Norma Arm. | Streaming elite: dangerous.
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Ilyon @ilyon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The one that always comes first to mind for this is LttP. I probably played a Mario first, but I remember turning on LttP the first time and knowing I'd be playing games for my whole life.
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Joe Wintergreen @joewintergreen.com · 26/03/2026
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: Genghis khan is sitting in a throne room. His advisor enters with a fruity drink in hand. The advisor proclaims, “Genghis Khan! I bring a gift from a faraway land!” Panel 2: he continues, “a ‘strawberry margarita.’” Genghis takes a delicate yet generous sip. Panel 3: Genghis and his advisor exchange smiles. Genghis says, “yeeooo that’s fire”
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
incredibly well-done resident evil teaser from a movie theater
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Nathan Bulmer @natemorebikes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Dave Karpf @davekarpf.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This is the type of AI disaster scenario that I ACTUALLY worry about. (1) AI industry oversells the capabilities of its products to score fat government contracts. (2) govt puts the AI in charge of critical shit. (3) AI fucks up, because it has a nonzero error rate. (4) shit, now we’re at war.
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Mike Billips @mbillips.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My rule is that if you show up at the door, you get candy. Stoned teenagers in street clothes knocking at 9:30 pm? You get candy. You probably need it worse than the younger kids.
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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
woah woah woah Laserchrist is back!?!?!? i don't care how much tickets cost i'm going this year
a coachella schedule poster featuring Laserchrist and many other extremely real bands
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Tony Sopranos Man has a gunblade from FF8
The whole meme is FF8
Keep that in mind
Tony Soprano selects attack
Paulie with his hand up
FF8 text
"Ay, put that thing away Tone"
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Ilyon @ilyon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Really treated myself for my 40th last month and fell of my diet and exercise quite a bit, but I still got some juice.
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Good Boys, Bad Movies @ruffcuts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Episode 279 is available at all your fine podcast retailers. Now with 200% more dog?
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Episode 279 - Portal Snortal (200% Wolf) | Ruff Cuts
200% wolf, 1% entertainment
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Crab Man @crabman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
r/lostmedia I swear I used to have a file on my computer that was a tier list of how easily I could kill a cook at different fast food restaurants and not get caught. Does anyone have any leads on where this file might have gone?
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X ΘΔ (Giant Tyrant Overlord) @xkeeper.net · 27/08/2026
this is a real bummer to see from someone i looked up to, and what a rancid take it is. the stuff on our site was not "free", that's all hard work people had to put in to discover *and document* it. and hosting it sure isn't free!
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@suddendesu
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I've grown to dislike TCRF recently as they rely entirely on the community for their information, yet they've got a bug up their ass about bots scraping their site for info. They want content for free, but they don't want to share it.
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Given recent conversations elsewhere, I want to clarify:

I respect the the concept of TCRF and I wish them continued success. This is not a hate post. I shouldn't have said "dislike TCRF" as it implies I have something against the site itself; I don't. I'm just not fond of some of the recent choices they made.
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Calvin Lin @calvinloveinternet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The best part of being an artist is that you can just draw whatever dumb idea comes to your head at 1am
A scene parodying the Neon Genesis Evangelion scene of Asuka and her Eva unit getting pierced by the spear of longinus. In this scene, Linguini and Remy from Pixar's Ratatouille take the place of the EVA unit and Asuka respectively. Linguinis eye is pierced by a fork version of the spear and Remy is depicted in an inset where he is grabbing his eye and screaming like the anime. There are anime subtitles at the bottom that say "AHHHHHHHHH!"
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I LOVE Bionicle porn!
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The Haunted One 🎃 @palmtungsten.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I am not exaggerating
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Happy Chappy @happychappy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Divorce Fortress :(
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Slideshare Gems @goodslides.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 13/09/2026
if you're considering telling someone "sorry buddy you gotta make a bargain where you exchange some gradual diminishment of your rights for a tenuous safety that may slide away anyway" maybe shut up instead? it's not hard
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Ilyon @ilyon.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Two wolves, etc, etc.
The page showing lists I'm blocked by - sandwiched between 3 different "AI hater" lists, I'm also blocked for being an "AI booster" and "using AI imagery"
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
@SoliSolstice

what blows my mind about everybody neglecting human experiences in favor of being on their phone 14 hours a day is that like 95% of you suck at being on the phone. can’t post for shit, 100 unread wikipedia articles in your tabs, getting groomed on discord. you are not good at it
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BURG: Slider Gaiden BEYOND @digijeg.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
lol damn
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Ilyon @ilyon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Welcome to the First Run of Spelunky 2 for the night...
twitch.tv
Our First Run of Speluky 2 - ilyon_ on Twitch
Watch ilyon_'s Spelunky 2 clip titled "Our First Run of Speluky 2" on Twitch.
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lottie "frog k" lovely ⚧️🏴‍☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
that good slylandro probe toppy got me overriding priorities and getting broken down into my component materials
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lottie "frog k" lovely ⚧️🏴‍☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
ARBY'S CASHIER: Yo! You look old and weak. What's good OLD MAN: I wanna big heap shit. Same going out as coming in. CASHIER: One order hog fattener grade arby's roof rabbit, is that gonna be big boy or bitch boy OLD MAN: Big boy. Cook it to leather too CASHIER: We don't cook it any other way brother
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Karakato @karakatodzo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Gonna need an E Tank for this... #megaman
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Ilyon @ilyon.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I keep saying it, but holy shit Americans (even the most left and informed) have no actual concept of their foreign policy impacts. If I hear one more snide "Canada will be liberate us from Trump in the coming war" type jokes I'm gonna do something drastic.
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