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geoff (a ghost)

@geoffaghost.cardiosoles.com
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Bird dæmon enthusiast, TUNA STATUS Curator, #GhostnolaIndustries #CardioSoles charity streamer ghost, the Jack LaLanne of Dark Souls Speedrunning. He/him. cardiosoles.com Header by drdubzcomms.carrd.co

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geoff (a ghost) @geoffaghost.cardiosoles.com · 06/10/2026
Chaos Control?
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geoff (a ghost) @geoffaghost.cardiosoles.com · 05/10/2026
PS- Tuna has a new box.
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geoff (a ghost) @geoffaghost.cardiosoles.com · 05/10/2026
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geoff (a ghost) @geoffaghost.cardiosoles.com · 04/10/2026
If it’s stupid and it works, it ain’t stupid!
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geoff (a ghost) @geoffaghost.cardiosoles.com · 04/10/2026
I took a jigsaw to a drivecage to fit a videocard. Roll Tide, baby!
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geoff (a ghost) @geoffaghost.cardiosoles.com · 04/10/2026
I might be doing something stupid but @legkicktko.bsky.social is streaming so go watch! www.twitch.tv/legkicktko
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geoff (a ghost) @geoffaghost.cardiosoles.com · 04/10/2026
Send $32 to my #extralife page and I’ll drink the BARREL AGED Malört & Midge will take a video. dd.extra-life.org/participant/...
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geoff (a ghost) @geoffaghost.cardiosoles.com · 03/10/2026
If postage wasn’t so shitty I’d gladly donate my old teaching desk trophy to start this ball rolling.
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geoff (a ghost) @geoffaghost.cardiosoles.com · 03/10/2026
It was a great work find.
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geoff (a ghost) @geoffaghost.cardiosoles.com · 03/10/2026
GØRF STATUS: Waitin’ to get my car inspected.
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geoff (a ghost) @geoffaghost.cardiosoles.com · 30/09/2026
$246.66 to a new episode of Food Crimes With Midge!
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geoff (a ghost) @geoffaghost.cardiosoles.com · 27/09/2026
There are things which are perfectly fine to not be the target audience for, learning this made things more fun for me.
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geoff (a ghost) @geoffaghost.cardiosoles.com · 24/09/2026
TUNA STATUS: Locked in.
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geoff (a ghost) @geoffaghost.cardiosoles.com · 22/09/2026
Good!
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geoff (a ghost) @geoffaghost.cardiosoles.com · 21/09/2026
GØRF STATUS: Dreamin’ ‘bout annihilating some cabbage for dinner!
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geoff (a ghost) @geoffaghost.cardiosoles.com · 19/09/2026
GØRFSLOP: It’s gonna become a breakfast burrito, ya eat it!
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geoff (a ghost) @geoffaghost.cardiosoles.com · 18/09/2026
UPDATE: I ran into an old student and was reminded I did not completely suck as a teacher, we have moved on to normal shuffle.
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geoff (a ghost) @geoffaghost.cardiosoles.com · 18/09/2026
GØRF STATUS: Listening to Whisky in the Jar until my brain melts out of my ears.
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geoff (a ghost) @geoffaghost.cardiosoles.com · 15/09/2026
GØRF STATUS: Appreciating friendship.
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geoff (a ghost) @geoffaghost.cardiosoles.com · 10/09/2026
It’s Tuna!
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geoff (a ghost) @geoffaghost.cardiosoles.com · 09/09/2026
GØRF STATUS: I had to drive around in a pickup truck (not a technical, sorry @whatahellofawaytodad.com ) listening to Slayer after work because I needed to calm down.
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geoff (a ghost) @geoffaghost.cardiosoles.com · 09/09/2026
GØRF STATUS: Turned into a cookie by Buu.
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geoff (a ghost) @geoffaghost.cardiosoles.com · 06/09/2026
HEY EVERYBODY! MIDGE IS ON AN AIRPLANE RIGHT NOW! NEVER FORGET WHEN I BEAT HER BOWLING WITH A HORRIBLE SCORE DESPITE HER BEING A LEAGUE KID WAY BACK WHEN! (don’t worry, this was only 1 game, AT BEST I’m good for 3 reasonable frames in an average game before blowing my arm out, this was all luck)
Final score of a 4-player game of bowling where I won with 118 and my dear wife came in last with a 66 despite being a league player as a youth.
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geoff (a ghost) @geoffaghost.cardiosoles.com · 04/09/2026
Hmm, well, $30 and I have to start tonights #extralife stream with 2lbs on my hands, 5lbs on my wrists, 10lbs on my ankles, & 30lbs on my torso…that’s 47lbs for $30! What a deal! @torpidtypist.bsky.social I’m going to smell so bad I am so sorry! dd.extra-life.org/participants...
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geoff (a ghost) @geoffaghost.cardiosoles.com · 03/09/2026
Did you know #extralife kickoff is tomorrow? Did you know I’m trying to make @torpidtypist.bsky.social feel welcome? Come stop by Friday & Saturday! dd.extra-life.org/participants...
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geoff (a ghost) @geoffaghost.cardiosoles.com · 01/09/2026
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geoff (a ghost) @geoffaghost.cardiosoles.com · 28/08/2026
GØRF STATUS: No comment.
COULD moral philosophy solve my deeply held issues?
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geoff (a ghost) @geoffaghost.cardiosoles.com · 25/08/2026
It’s true!
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geoff (a ghost) @geoffaghost.cardiosoles.com · 24/08/2026
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geoff (a ghost) @geoffaghost.cardiosoles.com · 21/08/2026
Could someone who is NOT Callie Greatest-Artist have drawn this? Think about it!
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geoff (a ghost) @geoffaghost.cardiosoles.com · 18/08/2026
Tuna had to double up on his thyroid meds, best of luck friendo!
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geoff (a ghost) @geoffaghost.cardiosoles.com · 18/08/2026
You stop singing my praises or I’ll throw away the secret bonus ones I got for your dinner options, you HARPY!
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geoff (a ghost) @geoffaghost.cardiosoles.com · 16/08/2026
Here’s gørfslop in yer eye!
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geoff (a ghost) @geoffaghost.cardiosoles.com · 15/08/2026
GØRF FACT: The bad thoughts can’t get you so long as you lift something heavy enough.
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geoff (a ghost) @geoffaghost.cardiosoles.com · 14/08/2026
TUNA STATUS: Outdoors!
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geoff (a ghost) @geoffaghost.cardiosoles.com · 14/08/2026
UPDATE
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geoff (a ghost) @geoffaghost.cardiosoles.com · 13/08/2026
HEY KIDS! DON’T FORGET!
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geoff (a ghost) @geoffaghost.cardiosoles.com · 12/08/2026
GØRF STATUS: Watchin’ Fury Road…again…
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geoff (a ghost) @geoffaghost.cardiosoles.com · 12/08/2026
GØRF STATUS: Tryin’ to kick this dude’s ass!
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geoff (a ghost) @geoffaghost.cardiosoles.com · 11/08/2026
Happy birthday! Do NOT eat this cake! Or do? I’m not your supervisor!
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geoff (a ghost) @geoffaghost.cardiosoles.com · 08/08/2026
I fibbed! Part 4 & after the nice car guys come to look at the broken vehicle!
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geoff (a ghost) @geoffaghost.cardiosoles.com · 08/08/2026
GØRF STATUS: I walked on the treadmill at 4km & 15 degrees for an hour then drank a large beer and now I’m going to the store so…Disco Elysium Runback Part 3 soon?
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geoff (a ghost) @geoffaghost.cardiosoles.com · 07/08/2026
GØRFSLOP STEW STATUS: better than bouillon base, brown rice, cabbage, onion, sweet potato, egg.
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geoff (a ghost) @geoffaghost.cardiosoles.com · 07/08/2026
GØRF STATUS: Neither of us ever ended up getting this cool tank, shame!
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geoff (a ghost) @geoffaghost.cardiosoles.com · 06/08/2026
GØRF STATUS: I did screenshot LPs for my brother of old Gameboy games we had as kids.
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geoff (a ghost) @geoffaghost.cardiosoles.com · 05/08/2026
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geoff (a ghost) @geoffaghost.cardiosoles.com · 01/08/2026
GØRF STATUS: I made a stiff cocktail so I can’t use powertools so I guess we’re gonna continue the Disco Elysium Runback in a few?
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geoff (a ghost) @geoffaghost.cardiosoles.com · 31/07/2026
GØRF STATUS: Little Mac!
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geoff (a ghost) @geoffaghost.cardiosoles.com · 30/07/2026
GØRFSLOP STATUS: Cabbage, sweet potato, chili crisp, egg & egg white.
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geoff (a ghost) @geoffaghost.cardiosoles.com · 30/07/2026
I just think you’re neat!
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