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Julie Morris of the Auntifa Morrises

@juliemoonthego.bsky.social
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Sass, knitting, culinary arts, and public transit are totally my bag. Plant Mom. Also home of Dmitri Sockov’s many adventures. She/Her. Occasionally WTH. REPLY GUYS WILL BE BLOCKED, MOCKED, AND REPORTED. Does not automatically follow back.

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Julie Morris of the Auntifa Morrises @juliemoonthego.bsky.social · 23h
And in a moment of massive relief, Beige Grizzly has very graciously accepted the fact that he is going to need serious long-term care and probably will not be returning to the retirement home. “You girls know what you’re doing."
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Julie Morris of the Auntifa Morrises @juliemoonthego.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Your happy little pre-Canadian Thanksgiving reminder to please mind your manners when shopping. Staff is doing their best. There aren’t more in the back. Your poor planning is not their emergency. Behave your damn selves. Happy 🇨🇦 Thanksgiving! (If you observe. If not, happy weekend.)
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Julie Morris of the Auntifa Morrises @juliemoonthego.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
CZ Action News Couch with an almost live report. The accuView Weather Window is showing incoming storm conditions, including stronger winds and fast moving clouds. Expect some rain. Our Omemee affiliate is reporting hail.
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Julie Morris of the Auntifa Morrises @juliemoonthego.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
News on the Yappy Aggressive Dog front. The Super has been confirming the small details of the confrontation. Yesterday, the question was “did you call her a name?” Yes. I called her a bitch as I walked away. Today it’s “did you scream a profanity-laced stream of insults and tell the dog to STFU
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Julie Morris of the Auntifa Morrises @juliemoonthego.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Look at these!! Look! I almost scrolled on because I thought they were real turnips!
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Julie Morris of the Auntifa Morrises @juliemoonthego.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Crone Zone Action News Couch! There is currently a thunderstorm warning in Peterborough County. Can confirm. I am watching and hearing the storm roll in. Charge things, collect loose items outside.
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Julie Morris of the Auntifa Morrises @juliemoonthego.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If you haven’t got yours by Monday or can’t wait until then, Katherine’s got your link here!
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Julie Morris of the Auntifa Morrises @juliemoonthego.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My voting card has arrived!! The online voting started Monday, so it’s a tad late, but that’s okay. It’s here. And now to vote at 11pm in my pyjamas!
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Julie Morris of the Auntifa Morrises @juliemoonthego.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Confrontation with the neighbour with the Yappy, Aggressive Dog. She has an older, sweet boi, then this thing with a hellhound’s attitude in a Shi-Tzu body. She claims to have tried muzzles, but that didn’t work. Truth is, she was too lazy to properly train it as a puppy.
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The Simpsons: We've Tried Nothing
ALT: The Simpsons: We've Tried Nothing
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Julie Morris of the Auntifa Morrises @juliemoonthego.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It is the season for soup! And maybe a nice piece of bread! It’s not homemade, but ho is exhausted. And Soupernatural Monday must be observed.
A white handled Corningware bowl filled to the brim with beef barley and vegetable soup. On a small ceramic plate, there’s a piece of buttered whole wheat bread.
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Julie Morris of the Auntifa Morrises @juliemoonthego.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He’s 95. So many don’t make it that far. And I know his time is limited. I just don’t want to see him go out the same way as Mom. Too weak from starvation (involuntary anorexia), unable to walk as far as the bathroom, in a constant state of dozing. We are waiting to hear if he’s in end of life.
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Julie Morris of the Auntifa Morrises @juliemoonthego.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There’s a melange of stuff that terrified me. But the stand-outs are Hilarious House of Frightenstein credits with a skeleton in a wedding dress, and some afterschool/Saturday movie for kids that featured a drowning. Both predate the Bambi incident.
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Julie Morris of the Auntifa Morrises @juliemoonthego.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I did my Canadian duty by reporting the “Department of War” post implying that the services are itching to be called by God to start some. Reported it for “Calling for violence”. Take that, Kegsbreath.
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Julie Morris of the Auntifa Morrises @juliemoonthego.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Beige Grizzly has C. difficile. Because of course he does. So this complicates his recovery from his hip surgery, as he’s at risk for dehydration and electrolyte imbalances. It also means that the parade of visitors has to gown-up before going in. Full PPE. And most of them won’t. Yay.
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Julie Morris of the Auntifa Morrises @juliemoonthego.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The nursing home across the road has been closed for a few weeks with the residents moved to a freshly built facility. Today they took down the flag pole. I am feeling a loss. If they fell the trees, I will not be okay.
One of the trees across the road, which turns bright red before dropping the leaves.  It’s one of several very large trees on the property, but few have the drama of this one.
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Julie Morris of the Auntifa Morrises @juliemoonthego.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Rage cooked some “Rich White Cheddar” KD, and popcorn chicken. It’s Classic Who on the screen, with Mr Peter Davison. I was very much too old to be watching Polka Dot Door, which preceded this on the schedule, and was more interested in afterschool music video programs.
Smol pasta shells in a revamped white cheddar sauce, served with nine pieces of popcorn chicken in a grey and cobalt blue bowl.
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Julie Morris of the Auntifa Morrises @juliemoonthego.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We have an Internet and phone outage, so I’m okay, I just can’t do much.
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Julie Morris of the Auntifa Morrises @juliemoonthego.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Watching Mayday:Air Disasters, but dinner is rice and potstickers/mahndu. Because I am sick and don’t have the energy to make macaroni and cheese, but can work a microwave for less than ten minutes.
A white shallow bowl with a floral pattern around the rim. It’s got rice and Asian dumplings in it.  Some of it is drizzled with soya sauce.
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Julie Morris of the Auntifa Morrises @juliemoonthego.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Slept solid, despite what the Fitbit says. Minimal cover disruption, Cookie Monster remained in the bed, and only woke when Sis texted me. (Not counting the 6 AM pee break.) Still coughing, but not as frequently. Engaging Cozy Recovery mode, level 3. All-day jammies, sloth blanket, meds.
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Im Gonna Feel A Lot Better Stella Rae
ALT: Im Gonna Feel A Lot Better Stella Rae
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Julie Morris of the Auntifa Morrises @juliemoonthego.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m going to bed. I am full of drugs. Pretty sure I’m going to sleep like a kitten. And I will have Cookie Monster to protect me.
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Julie Morris of the Auntifa Morrises @juliemoonthego.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hokum, a Prime movie, is 24 minutes that I want back. Disjointed, a completely unlikable protagonist (utter asshat), and unenthusiastic acting. Beautiful scenery, but not worth it.
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Julie Morris of the Auntifa Morrises @juliemoonthego.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So after two hours of sleep, and with the help of a lot of coffee, I went to get my medication (salbutamol and morphine) plus supplies, then stopped at the hospital to see Beige Grizzly. Got to his hall and his room was empty and ready for a new patient. Heart sinks. Then I hear, “He’s over here
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Julie Morris of the Auntifa Morrises @juliemoonthego.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This seems apt.
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Julie Morris of the Auntifa Morrises @juliemoonthego.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s not Whooping Cough. The doctor says it’s definitely something, but they’re not naming it until a couple more labs come back.
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Julie Morris of the Auntifa Morrises @juliemoonthego.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Second round of bloodwork! I’m sure that they’ll find it’s 50% werther’s butterscotch.
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Rosa Diaz: I Don't Like Being Stabbed For Blood
ALT: Rosa Diaz: I Don't Like Being Stabbed For Blood
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Julie Morris of the Auntifa Morrises @juliemoonthego.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Still waiting for my labs. 67 kid is on my last fucking nerve.
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Julie Morris of the Auntifa Morrises @juliemoonthego.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy October!
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Dancing Skeletons - It's October!
ALT: Dancing Skeletons - It's October!
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Julie Morris of the Auntifa Morrises @juliemoonthego.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Back in Exam Room 2!! Woooo! Ow. I had to warn the Xray tech that there was already one broken rib.
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Julie Morris of the Auntifa Morrises @juliemoonthego.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Between the guy who spent 15 minutes vomiting up everything he’s consumed in the last week- nope, still at it— and the kid screaming “6-7! 6-7!!” I’m gonna be happy to get treated and go.
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Julie Morris of the Auntifa Morrises @juliemoonthego.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Back in the Blue Zone!!!
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Julie Morris of the Auntifa Morrises @juliemoonthego.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I have not spent this much time in the hospital since Mom passed. But I’m back, because Cough From Hell has returned and if this is not pertussis/Hundred Day Cough, I will lick one of these chairs. I’m at risk for Broken Ribfest 2: Bust-a-Rib. Yay.
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Julie Morris of the Auntifa Morrises @juliemoonthego.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s our National Day for Truth and Reconciliation. The day is meant for reflection on the abhorrent part of our past that was the Residential Schools/ Boarding Schools that subjected kidnapped Indigenous children to a brutal regimen that was meant to “kill the Indian, save the child.”
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Julie Morris of the Auntifa Morrises @juliemoonthego.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
ALL HAIL OUR BECHONKED KING!!
The National Park Service’s post featuring some lovely retro 8 bit digital art. It shows this year’s Fat Bear Week winner, Bear 89, affectionately known as Backpack. He is indeed a fat bear. The fatest, and that is what we want to see. He’s rotund, especially his butt. Sir Mix-A-Lot never dreamed there could be a butt like that. Fergie’s lovely lady lumps look like welts in comparison.
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Julie S. Lalonde @julieslalonde.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
100% endorse this thread. I teach consent, violence prevention & bystander intervention for a living - It is my area of expertise. There is *no* evidence of the existence of an "Oops, my bad!" rapist. "Sexual assault is a miscommunication" is a myth without any evidence. It is an intentional act.
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Julie Morris of the Auntifa Morrises @juliemoonthego.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If I am getting a cold on top of everything else, I will scream. I have that fuzzy feeling in my sinuses, and the cough is coming back. I Do Not Need This.
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Julie Morris of the Auntifa Morrises @juliemoonthego.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Soupernatural returns to the menu with a heat-n-eat bowl of Habitant pea soup. Because even this much effort kicked the pins out of me.
Pea soup with ham and a bunch of saltine crackers. Love this stuff.
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Julie Morris of the Auntifa Morrises @juliemoonthego.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Beige Grizzly has been seen by the following: Surgeon’s assistant Physiotherapy Wound care His bro and bro’s girlfriend Dieticians Lady from his church Me.
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Julie Morris of the Auntifa Morrises @juliemoonthego.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Survived a shower. My side kept spasming, resulting in a lot of swearing. A Lot. I’m done with this.
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Julie Morris of the Auntifa Morrises @juliemoonthego.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
There are some practical and adorable items that you can make!
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Julie Morris of the Auntifa Morrises @juliemoonthego.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Astrology office just called. Really.
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Julie Morris of the Auntifa Morrises @juliemoonthego.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hoping my East Coast friends are safe, considering the Nor’Easter that is blowing in. Love and protection to all of you.
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Julie Morris of the Auntifa Morrises @juliemoonthego.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy birthday, @thetallblonde.bsky.social !! Rock those celebrations until Monday. Your friends demand no less.
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Excited Birthday Girl Celebration
ALT: Excited Birthday Girl Celebration
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Julie Morris of the Auntifa Morrises @juliemoonthego.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is the Crone Zone No-Action News Bed. I wasn’t up to going to see Beige Grizzly. I kept falling asleep while drinking my coffee. So I’m here until dinner.
The upper part of a bed. There’s a stack of four pillows in yellow and blue pillow cases, a blue fitted sheet, yellow cotton sheet, and a multicoloured quilt . The bed also has a silver tissue box, a sloth stuffy that is mostly out of frame, and the Cookie Monster stuffy, which is doubling as a pressure pillow for coughing and sneezing.
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Julie Morris of the Auntifa Morrises @juliemoonthego.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A very joyous happy birthday to @lilkatze.bsky.social. I hope great things come to you this spin around the sun!
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Pusheen Cat Happy Birthday with Hamster
ALT: Pusheen Cat Happy Birthday with Hamster
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Julie Morris of the Auntifa Morrises @juliemoonthego.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I go sleep now. Drugs is kinking in. Tomorrow!
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Cute Sleepy Kitten Meme
ALT: Cute Sleepy Kitten Meme
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Julie Morris of the Auntifa Morrises @juliemoonthego.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
CZANC Report: Trent University Symons Campus is closed for the remainder of the week while Campus Maintenance deals with a sewer issue that is impacting water use.
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Oh Good Heavens Toilet Explodes
ALT: Oh Good Heavens Toilet Explodes
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Julie Morris of the Auntifa Morrises @juliemoonthego.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Teaching HS students that they shouldn’t assault people would be the first step.
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Julie Morris of the Auntifa Morrises @juliemoonthego.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Icing, resting, and a careful combination of medications has worked to lessen the pain, and while not the reason for the morphine, it seems to be further reducing the coughing fits. We’ll get through this.
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Julie Morris of the Auntifa Morrises @juliemoonthego.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Proof of life! After a 9 hour 45 minute sleep, I’m up! Cookie Monster is the perfect Cuddle Pillow for any coughing I do. Now for breakfast and pills.
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Julie Morris of the Auntifa Morrises @juliemoonthego.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’m late to the Seder, but just want to let my Jewish friends know that they have caused me neither harm nor insult this year. May you find clarity and blessings.
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Happy Yom Kippur Channukiah Greeting
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