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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s so weird how when you tell the rest of the world to go fuck itself and fill your nation’s streets with gangs of armed, masked, and unaccountable armed thugs and terrorize people at the border…that people will decide to vacation elsewhere. Who could have guessed?
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
At an invitation-only gathering in Italy, white supremacists mapped out strategies to target rural America while local press coverage vanishes www.confrontthehate.com/p/white-nati...
As economic pressures gut local newsrooms across the country, white nationalist figures see an untapped opening: stepping into media deserts where there are few journalists left to sound the alarm.

“Local media has been dying all over America, which means that there’s essentially no real way to hold local governments accountable—and they can do whatever they want,” Kevin DeAnna told an invitation-only gathering of approximately 50 white nationalists in Rome.

Breaking into a broad smile, he excitedly added: “You should be fantasizing about this. This is a good thing.”
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Chris Scott @iamchrisscott.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I worked really hard on this and it just sucks to see people I like and respect on here shitting on it. Everyone talks a big game about supporting artists but then they all pile on just to score a few points on the internet. Try creating your own stuff instead of making fun of someone else’s.
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3-1 trundle #WeAreJaxsonDart @duponsey.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I think we gotta bring this one back after this week
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GE Cafe @gecafe.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I hope to read this article some day, as I will not give any data to this website.
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DM Skywalker @dmskywalker.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
This image is fake. Here’s the actual image pre-edit.
Photo of the reflecting pool with no tarp. Original photo.
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 23/06/2026
Went and found the Jensen Huang Wallet Inspector video. Anything could happen now
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I saw an article that says “Fans Turn On Nate Bargatze After White House UFC Fight Attendance” and going by the box office for The Breadwinner, I assumed they already had
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 17/06/2026
the r/natebargatze subreddit has brought in a new mod team led by a guy who also moderates r/joerogan. and hes laying down the law
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The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 20/06/2026
Noticing a piece of the new “American flag blue” liner that was partially detached from the Reflecting Pool, David Hearn said he reached in to see what it felt like. Moments later, U.S. Park Police officers arrested him on a misdemeanor charge of destruction of government property. wapo.st/4xVNzcS
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GE Cafe @gecafe.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Comedy is Legal Again
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GE Cafe @gecafe.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
insane psa from 1989, ripped from a broadcast on WLBZ in Bangor, Maine
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GE Cafe @gecafe.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Ultimately I believe that literally nobody deserves eternal ANYthing, let alone torture. But I too am sometimes tempted by savage retribution
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All This For 10 Dollars - A History Podcast About A Comedy Forum @10bux.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
What happens when a guy who desperately wants to be a troop builds a house in a place called, quite literally, The Great Dismal Swamp. Well. That's called Groverhaus Links: anchor.fm/s/100398374/... open.spotify.com/show/3gUsKVL...
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All This For 10 Dollars - A History Podcast About A Comedy Forum @10bux.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
NEW EPISODE: DIY & Hobbies > Heating basement pool. aka: The moldy electrocution pool in my frat house, i'm a very tough guy on the internet Show Links Below:
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Glowsticks 4 Bones @goldfomger.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Made a poster for Backrooms but Clark decided to sell all that extra furniture
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weinberg @weinbergs.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
"You know all that money Obsession and Backrooms just made? We don't want that. We'll just dump our films into our giant stream-vat where they can be ignored and forgotten."
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Stardust 🌏🎬 @stardustbluepr.com · 17/05/2026
“Every time I see a video on Instagram that’s like, ‘Hollywood is cooked,’ what follows is the most stupid dog sh*t I’ve ever seen in my life. And if your instinct is to use AI and not go through that process. You shouldn’t be a writer. Because you’re not writing.” -Seth Rogen #cannes
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Seth Rogen Says if You Use AI to Write Scripts, Then ‘You Shouldn’t Be a Writer’: ‘Go Do Something Else’
Seth Rogen says if you use Ai to write your stories or scripts, then 'you shouldn't be a writer.'
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GE Cafe @gecafe.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
finally watching the melania movie rn. pray for me. running tally of artists who licensed their music to this piece of shit 🧵 1. Gimme Shelter - The Rolling Stones 2. Billie Jean - The estate of Michael Jackson
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Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 22/04/2026
me when I'm paid to be a technical advisor on a platform with millions of active users
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 21/04/2026
How many fucking “godfathers of AI” are there, and why do none of them talk about the actual realities of LLMs? Grifters galore
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GE Cafe @gecafe.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Tonight an entire civilization died in my sub feed! Tried to ask nicely, but fools are relentless. Unsubscribing is the only way to remove the bullshit from my feed. @somemorenews.bsky.social
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Sarah Lyons @citymystic.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Getting a little freaked out about food supplies and the war with Iran, so I wrote a chill guide to prepping: open.substack.com/pub/houseofm...
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How to Prep in a Chill Way
I don’t want to freak anyone out, but I’m getting a little worried about this whole war with Iran situation.
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
For only 3,00 dollars, you too can own this sassy chest of drawers and scare yourself shitless catching a periphery glimpse of it in a dark room on a daily basis!
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 09/04/2026
Working on next week’s free newsletter: I will never respect a website.
Al copy is dead. It is inert. The reason you can spot it is that it sounds hollow. I don't care if a website says stuff on it because I typed in, just like I don't care if it responds in a way that sounds human, because it all feels like nothing to me. I am not here to give a website respect, I will not be impressed by a website, nor will I grant a website any extra credit if it can't do the right thing every time. The computer is meant to work for me. If the computer doesn't do what I want I change the kind of computer I use. LLMs will always hallucinate, their outputs are not trustworthy as a result, they cannot be deterministic, and any chance of any mistakes of any kind are unforgivable. I don't care how the website made you feel: it's a machine that doesn't always work, and that's not a very good machine.Perhaps you've found value - congratulations!
You should feel no compulsion to have to convince me, nor should you feel any pride in using a particular website. And if you feel you're being judged for using Al, perhaps you should ask why you feel so vilified? Did the industry do something to somehow warrant judgment? Is there something weird or embarrassing about the product, such as it famously having a propensity to get things wrong? Perhaps it loses billions of dollars? Oh, it's damaging to the environment too? And people are telling outright lies about it and constantly saying it'll replace people's jobs?
And the CEOs are all greedy oafish sociopaths?
Did you try being cloying, judgmental, condescending and aggressive to those who don't like Al? Oh, that didn't work? I can't imagine why.
Sounds embarrassing! You must really like that website. (
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GE Cafe @gecafe.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Someone in The Bad Place asked, "what age did you first learn of gay?", and I genuinely don't remember. I remember at 10 or 11, my dad calling G.E. Smith gay, and then I wrote a letter to him asking (amongst other insane things) if he was really gay. This will surprise you, but he did not write back
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GE Cafe @gecafe.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Something Smells Good in Stinkville, part 1. SNL S19E17 Kelsey Grammer with Dwight Yoakem
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GE Cafe @gecafe.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
the hot take you were waiting for: paul ossola's contribution to the snl band is underrated. always liked his flourish (01:41) in the closing theme
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GE Cafe @gecafe.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
BTW I prefer the horizontal over the vertical of the web version. plus it's better as 15 seconds.
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GE Cafe @gecafe.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
it's time for 🎷
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GE Cafe @gecafe.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
@somemorenews.bsky.social just a quick note, about the time for the upcoming live stream: We're currently in Daylight time, not Standard, so it should read PDT. See you Tuesday!
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GE Cafe @gecafe.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
potato-free version
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GE Cafe @gecafe.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Same.
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Sean Nelms @sarcasticpolitics.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Every time I see him and hear him speak, this is kind of what I picture!! A giant slimeball and his sycophants. 🤣🤣🤣 #cartoon #politicalcartoon #politics #political #satire #funny #funnybuttrue #SCOTUS #tarrifs #stateoftheunion #Drumpf #starwars #JabbaTheHutt #ArtYear #bskyart #art
Political cartoon featuring Donold Drumpf as MAGA the Hutt giving his SOTU speech with his sycophants JD Vance (as Bib Fortuna) and Mike Johnson (as Salacious B. Crumb).
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
This guy gets it.
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
re:your "Ace Ventura goes to Epstein Island" script—we like the concept. We th ink its very good. But it borrows too many jokes from AV1 & 2
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GE Cafe @gecafe.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Reading this thread took a weird turn. OP replies to someone posting source & says that wasn't *their* source. Then there were 5 hidden replies—all marked "Rude"—which were all perfectly innocuous, & mostly talking of sources. This upset OP so much so they turned off replies. Bsky Brain is real
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Tracy Lord of the Nazgûl @seeemilyplay.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
cackling
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 01/02/2026
So it was always just as simple as, we could have climate justice or a welfare program for a small network of pedophiles, healthcare or a welfare program for a small network of pedophiles, no nazi surveillance state or a welfare program for a small network of pedophiles, affordable housing or a welf
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orinoco boo @nocontroller.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
elon musk: jeffery i heard your parties are so crazy on pedo island i would love to do sex crimes there epstein: ellen muck helo. Yuo can come. By i guess i promplaby wo’nt be around ok by
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Mollz (ballz) @dopestatistics.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
He was right and every ice agent should do the right thing like him
In body-worn camera footage obtained by the Long Beach Post, the 29-year-old appeared to imply that he and his family had been doxed because of his job, saying at one point, "Everyone just f****** hates me here."
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HK @henrykrinkle.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
You have to read this. Firsthand affidavit from one of the women who was there and recording the video. She talks about how Alex Pretti was directing traffic when she arrived. She watched him be killed in front of her. She's afraid to go home, worried she'll be arrested.
1. I am a resident of the Whittier neighborhood of Minneapolis, Minnesota. I am over 18 years of age. I am a children's entertainer who specializes in face painting.
2. On Saturday, January 24, 2026, at about 8:50 am, I was getting ready to go to work when I heard whistles outside. I knew the whistles meant that ICE agents were in the area, so I decided to check it out on my way to work. I've been involved in observing in my community because it is so important to document what ICE is doing to my neighbors. Connecting to your local community and knowing who your neighbors are is something I profoundly value.
3. I drove to Nicollet Ave. and 26th where I could hear the whistles coming from. I turned south onto Nicollet. There were already several ICE agents there and they'd set up a sort of vehicle convoy on Nicollet and 28th. There were also about 15 observers there, recording and observing ICE.
4. I saw ICE agents surrounding cars and punching car windows. I also saw them stopping vehicles further down Nicollet, so I backed up because I didn't feel safe continuing on.
5. I noticed a man sort of acting to help traffic move more smoothly. He helped me find a place to park. I got out with my whistle and my camera. I went over to him and said something like, "I'm going to film and use my whistle."
6. It seemed like most ICE activity was happening a little farther down the street from us, near 27th. Someone was being thrown to the ground.7. I started recording. There was an agent by a car across the street. Two observers were a few feet away from the agent, blowing their whistles. One was wearing a backpack.
8. I and the man who was observing and helping direct traffic were standing in the street. There was a phone in the man's hand recording a video.
9. An agent approached and asked us to back up, so I moved slowly back onto the sidewalk.
10. The man stayed in the street, filming as the other observers I mentioned earlier were being forced backward by another ICE agent threatening them with pepper spray. The man went closer to support them as they got threatened, just with his camera out. I didn't see him reach for or hold a gun.
11. Then the ICE agent shoved one of the other observers to the ground. Then he started pepper spraying all three of them directly in the face and all over. The man with the phone put his hands above his head and the agent sprayed him again and pushed him.
12. Then the man tried to help up the woman the ICE agent had shoved to the ground. The ICE agents just kept spraying. More agents came over and grabbed the man who was still trying to help the woman get up. All three of the observers looked to have been badly affected by the pepper spray. I could feel the pepper spray in my eyes.13. The agents pulled the man on the ground. I didn't see him touch any of them-he wasn't even turned toward them. It didn't look like he was trying to resist, just trying to help the woman up. I didn't see him with a gun. They threw him to the ground. Four or five agents had him on the ground and they just started shooting him. They shot him so many times.
14.1 don't know why they shot him. He was only helping. I was five feet from him and they just shot him.
15. The video I recorded of what happened accurately depicts the events leading up to the agents shooting him and several minutes afterwards. The video is attached as Exhibit 1.
16. I have read the statement from DHS about what happened and it is wrong. The man did not approach the agents with a gun. He approached them with a camera. He was just trying to help a woman get up and they took him to the ground.
17. I feel afraid. Only hours have passed since they shot a man right in front me and I don't feel like I can go home because I heard agents were looking for me. I don't know what the agents will do when they find me. I do know that they're not telling the truth about what happened. I've heard that other witnesses might have been arrested and taken to the Whipple Building.
18. I am disgusted and gutted at how they are treating my neighbors and my state. I keep alternating between crying and feeling determined it is important to remember the value of documenting injustice. We show up for the people who need us to bearwitness, because it can't just be one group of people bearing the brunt of their tyranny. This is a struggle to protect our freedom and democracy, those things are on the line. He lost his life for those values.
I declare under penalty of perjury that everything I have stated in this document is true and correct.

Dated and signed on Jan 24, 2026 in Hennepin County, State of Minnesota.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 25/01/2026
Absolute banger of a comment on r/military: www.reddit.com/r/Military/c...
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And now comes the most nauseating part of this whole goddamn mess: the hypocrisy. The same loud-mouthed idiots who spent years screaming about tyranny are suddenly dead fucking silent, or worse, cheering, now that it's their side doing it. "ThEy'Re cOminG fOr OuR gUnS!" "GoVerNMenT oVerReAch!" "ShAll nOt bE inFrinGeD!" All that chest-thumping bullshit evaporated the second armed federal agents started terrorizing people they don't like.
Let me get this straight: a civilian gets shot dead by federal agents, and the only thing you brainless cunts can muster is
"well, DHS says he had a gun"? THAT'S your red line? Guns are sacred when they're strapped to your waist, but magically become a death sentence when they're used as a post-hoc excuse by the government? Either the Second Amendment applies to everyone, or you never believed in it at all. Fucking pick one and own it.
This is exactly what tyranny looks like, by the way. Not jackboots marching in formation, but armed agents roaming neighborhoods, stopping people, killing civilians, and then daring the public to question it. Tyranny is execution followed by a press release. Tyranny is labeling the dead a "threat" so the state doesn't have to explain why someone's life just ended in the street. Tyranny is demanding obedience while shredding due process and calling it order.
And all you so-called "freedom lovers" are fucking fine with it, as long as it's brown people, immigrants, protesters, or anyone you've already dehumanized. Turns out "don't tread on me" actually meant "tread on them." You weren't afraid of tyranny.
You were afraid of losing dominance. There's a difference, and this moment exposes it completely.
"Just comply" isn't a principle. It's cowardice dressed up as common sense. It's the language of people who have already accepted that the state gets to decide who deserves rights and who doesn't. And once you make that deal, don't act shocked when the line moves, because it always fuckin…
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GE Cafe @gecafe.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
"Someone call an ambulance!!" yells woman holding a phone
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Rori! @roricomics.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Lil' comic about hope and longing 💗
comic:

when it happens I hope people ring bells and blow horns.

if I'm asleep I hope to be woken. I won't mind.

if I'm in traffic I hope to see revelers. If it causes a traffic jam I won't mind.

I don't want to exist a moment not knowing that it has happened.
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GE Cafe @gecafe.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
The absolute blast of ENERGY that the band brings with the opening theme of this era... had to be wild to see live in studio. Just look at gray shirt guy on the floor "dancing" in his seat, surfing that wave up close. Dude's been living in my head for 20+ years. If you can, play with real speakers.
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