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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s so weird how when you tell the rest of the world to go fuck itself and fill your nation’s streets with gangs of armed, masked, and unaccountable armed thugs and terrorize people at the border…that people will decide to vacation elsewhere. Who could have guessed?
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GE Cafe @gecafe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Yeah congrats but also waiting until they had them printed and then going "teehee, ok, use this art now 😊" is extremely dickish and the thing reeks of petulance. Pricks, I say!
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GE Cafe @gecafe.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
While I'm thrilled you got this approved, if you've already made the white wraps and slips, and you must have since this was supposed to ship last week, can people who preordered get both please? Seems silly to bin them...
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
At an invitation-only gathering in Italy, white supremacists mapped out strategies to target rural America while local press coverage vanishes www.confrontthehate.com/p/white-nati...
As economic pressures gut local newsrooms across the country, white nationalist figures see an untapped opening: stepping into media deserts where there are few journalists left to sound the alarm.

“Local media has been dying all over America, which means that there’s essentially no real way to hold local governments accountable—and they can do whatever they want,” Kevin DeAnna told an invitation-only gathering of approximately 50 white nationalists in Rome.

Breaking into a broad smile, he excitedly added: “You should be fantasizing about this. This is a good thing.”
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Chris Scott @iamchrisscott.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I worked really hard on this and it just sucks to see people I like and respect on here shitting on it. Everyone talks a big game about supporting artists but then they all pile on just to score a few points on the internet. Try creating your own stuff instead of making fun of someone else’s.
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3-1 trundle #WeAreJaxsonDart @duponsey.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I think we gotta bring this one back after this week
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GE Cafe @gecafe.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
In the small amount I was able to read (most of it is soft-paywalled), yes, he has legal representation.
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GE Cafe @gecafe.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I hope to read this article some day, as I will not give any data to this website.
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DM Skywalker @dmskywalker.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
This image is fake. Here’s the actual image pre-edit.
Photo of the reflecting pool with no tarp. Original photo.
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 23/06/2026
Went and found the Jensen Huang Wallet Inspector video. Anything could happen now
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I saw an article that says “Fans Turn On Nate Bargatze After White House UFC Fight Attendance” and going by the box office for The Breadwinner, I assumed they already had
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 17/06/2026
the r/natebargatze subreddit has brought in a new mod team led by a guy who also moderates r/joerogan. and hes laying down the law
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The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 20/06/2026
Noticing a piece of the new “American flag blue” liner that was partially detached from the Reflecting Pool, David Hearn said he reached in to see what it felt like. Moments later, U.S. Park Police officers arrested him on a misdemeanor charge of destruction of government property. wapo.st/4xVNzcS
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GE Cafe @gecafe.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Comedy is Legal Again
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GE Cafe @gecafe.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
insane psa from 1989, ripped from a broadcast on WLBZ in Bangor, Maine
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GE Cafe @gecafe.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
the idea of being forced to exist forever, in any way, seems absolutely evil.
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GE Cafe @gecafe.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Ultimately I believe that literally nobody deserves eternal ANYthing, let alone torture. But I too am sometimes tempted by savage retribution
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All This For 10 Dollars - A History Podcast About A Comedy Forum @10bux.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
What happens when a guy who desperately wants to be a troop builds a house in a place called, quite literally, The Great Dismal Swamp. Well. That's called Groverhaus Links: anchor.fm/s/100398374/... open.spotify.com/show/3gUsKVL...
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All This For 10 Dollars - A History Podcast About A Comedy Forum @10bux.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
NEW EPISODE: DIY & Hobbies > Heating basement pool. aka: The moldy electrocution pool in my frat house, i'm a very tough guy on the internet Show Links Below:
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GE Cafe @gecafe.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I did not know there were two colour schemes!
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Glowsticks 4 Bones @goldfomger.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Made a poster for Backrooms but Clark decided to sell all that extra furniture
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weinberg @weinbergs.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
"You know all that money Obsession and Backrooms just made? We don't want that. We'll just dump our films into our giant stream-vat where they can be ignored and forgotten."
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Stardust 🌏🎬 @stardustbluepr.com · 17/05/2026
“Every time I see a video on Instagram that’s like, ‘Hollywood is cooked,’ what follows is the most stupid dog sh*t I’ve ever seen in my life. And if your instinct is to use AI and not go through that process. You shouldn’t be a writer. Because you’re not writing.” -Seth Rogen #cannes
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Seth Rogen Says if You Use AI to Write Scripts, Then ‘You Shouldn’t Be a Writer’: ‘Go Do Something Else’
Seth Rogen says if you use Ai to write your stories or scripts, then 'you shouldn't be a writer.'
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GE Cafe @gecafe.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
7. Then He Kissed Me - The Crystals 8 Sunny - Boney M plus a bunch of others.
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GE Cafe @gecafe.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
5. This is a Man's, Man's, Man's World - The Estate of James Brown 6. YMCA - The Village People
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GE Cafe @gecafe.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
3. True - Spandau Ballet 4. Everybody Wants to Rule the World - Tears for Fears
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GE Cafe @gecafe.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
finally watching the melania movie rn. pray for me. running tally of artists who licensed their music to this piece of shit 🧵 1. Gimme Shelter - The Rolling Stones 2. Billie Jean - The estate of Michael Jackson
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GE Cafe @gecafe.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
i was always a little bothered by the cover, thinking it was awkwardly vertical bc it was designed to be a compact cassette cover first. but i just looked up the cassette box and golly, it somehow makes it worse!
cassette of purple rain
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Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 22/04/2026
me when I'm paid to be a technical advisor on a platform with millions of active users
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 21/04/2026
How many fucking “godfathers of AI” are there, and why do none of them talk about the actual realities of LLMs? Grifters galore
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GE Cafe @gecafe.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Tonight an entire civilization died in my sub feed! Tried to ask nicely, but fools are relentless. Unsubscribing is the only way to remove the bullshit from my feed. @somemorenews.bsky.social
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Sarah Lyons @citymystic.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Getting a little freaked out about food supplies and the war with Iran, so I wrote a chill guide to prepping: open.substack.com/pub/houseofm...
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How to Prep in a Chill Way
I don’t want to freak anyone out, but I’m getting a little worried about this whole war with Iran situation.
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
For only 3,00 dollars, you too can own this sassy chest of drawers and scare yourself shitless catching a periphery glimpse of it in a dark room on a daily basis!
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 09/04/2026
Working on next week’s free newsletter: I will never respect a website.
Al copy is dead. It is inert. The reason you can spot it is that it sounds hollow. I don't care if a website says stuff on it because I typed in, just like I don't care if it responds in a way that sounds human, because it all feels like nothing to me. I am not here to give a website respect, I will not be impressed by a website, nor will I grant a website any extra credit if it can't do the right thing every time. The computer is meant to work for me. If the computer doesn't do what I want I change the kind of computer I use. LLMs will always hallucinate, their outputs are not trustworthy as a result, they cannot be deterministic, and any chance of any mistakes of any kind are unforgivable. I don't care how the website made you feel: it's a machine that doesn't always work, and that's not a very good machine.Perhaps you've found value - congratulations!
You should feel no compulsion to have to convince me, nor should you feel any pride in using a particular website. And if you feel you're being judged for using Al, perhaps you should ask why you feel so vilified? Did the industry do something to somehow warrant judgment? Is there something weird or embarrassing about the product, such as it famously having a propensity to get things wrong? Perhaps it loses billions of dollars? Oh, it's damaging to the environment too? And people are telling outright lies about it and constantly saying it'll replace people's jobs?
And the CEOs are all greedy oafish sociopaths?
Did you try being cloying, judgmental, condescending and aggressive to those who don't like Al? Oh, that didn't work? I can't imagine why.
Sounds embarrassing! You must really like that website. (
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GE Cafe @gecafe.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Hi Some More News and Cody and Katy and Jonathan! Please, I beg you, please, STOP PUSHING SOME SMN CLIPS INTO MY SUB FEED. I did not sub to that channel. I watch full episodes. It is clutter and it torments me. Stop it. Thank you for your attention to this matter! CITIZEN GE CAFE
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GE Cafe @gecafe.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
something's wrong with this boy. he keeps posting crunchy clips of a tv house band from over 30 years ago
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GE Cafe @gecafe.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
and yet another goddamned band shot! fuck!!
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GE Cafe @gecafe.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
as long as i'm doing this tho here have another band shot from the emilio estevez and pearl jam episode
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GE Cafe @gecafe.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
honestly considering that SNL was 80% gay jokes per volume when I started watching it, who the hell knows the first
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GE Cafe @gecafe.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
note that in 1994 "writing a letter" to a guy on SNL, with zero internet resources, meant trudging to the library and searching around and asking librarians until you found the address of 30 Rockefeller Plaza, and then sending your letter off on a hope and a prayer into the abyss
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GE Cafe @gecafe.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Someone in The Bad Place asked, "what age did you first learn of gay?", and I genuinely don't remember. I remember at 10 or 11, my dad calling G.E. Smith gay, and then I wrote a letter to him asking (amongst other insane things) if he was really gay. This will surprise you, but he did not write back
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GE Cafe @gecafe.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Something Smells Good in Stinkville, part 3. SNL S19E17 Kelsey Grammer with Dwight Yoakem
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GE Cafe @gecafe.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Something Smells Good in Stinkville, part 2. SNL S19E17 Kelsey Grammer with Dwight Yoakem
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GE Cafe @gecafe.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Something Smells Good in Stinkville, part 1. SNL S19E17 Kelsey Grammer with Dwight Yoakem
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GE Cafe @gecafe.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
the hot take you were waiting for: paul ossola's contribution to the snl band is underrated. always liked his flourish (01:41) in the closing theme
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GE Cafe @gecafe.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
BTW I prefer the horizontal over the vertical of the web version. plus it's better as 15 seconds.
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GE Cafe @gecafe.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
here i am assuming it's ru. maybe ge's a little too saucy for the skies of blue
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GE Cafe @gecafe.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
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appeal to bluesky over their placement of sexually suggestive label on post, which reads "ru paul existing is 'sexually suggestive', ok"
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