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Megan

@garfieldesque.bsky.social
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Thirtysomething in the south way into ghosts. Hates Mondays. she/they

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Megan @garfieldesque.bsky.social · 5m
major depressive episode
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 19m
I read a couple hundred death penalty cases for a case once and I think you’d all be shocked at how often this happens. The death penalty is one of the cruelest things in our system, an obvious violation of the 8th amendment cruel and unusual punishment clause, but we just love to kill.
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Physgal ⚛️ @physgal.bsky.social · 22h
Just needs alt-text:
How to avoid sexual assault! A QUICK AND EASY GUIDE* 

sexual violence centre cork 

1 DON'T PUT DRUGS IN PEOPLE'S DRINKS 

4 WHEN YOU SEE A WOMAN WALKING BY HERSELF, LEAVE HER ALONE. 

3 WHEN YOU COME ACROSS SOMEONE WHO IS DRUNK OR ASLEEP, THE BEST THING TO DO IS NOT RAPE THEM. 

6 CARRY A WHISTLE. IF YOU THINK YOU MIGHT RAPE SOMEONE, BLOW THE WHISTLE UNTIL SOMEONE COMES TO STOP YOU.

2 USE THE BUDDY SYSTEM! IF YOU CAN'T STOP YOURSELF FROM SEXUALLY ASSAULTING SOMEONE, ASK A TRUSTED FRIEND TO ACCOMPANY YOU AT ALL TIMES TO STOP YOU. 

5 IF YOU ARE IN A LIFT AND SOMEONE STEPS IN, REMEMBER NOT TO SEXUALLY ASSAULT THEM.

*for perpetrators.
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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dailygarfcast.bsky.social @dailygarfcast.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Garfield by Jim Davis for Mon, 28 Sep 2026
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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yes! Let cats smoke indoors. Even if there are babies. Let cats blow smoke from real cigarettes, at babies
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 27/09/2026
Just a bunch of guys getting together on a Saturday night to be like yeah, we’re unfuckable
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Megan @garfieldesque.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What the Crimson Tide is doing to the Gamecocks right now is a good approximation of what Helene did to Carolina
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Megan @garfieldesque.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s the two-year anniversary of me and the rest of South Carolina getting absolutely fucked up by Hurricane Helene.
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give NewJeans a gun 🔫🐇🐺 @lostwolfling.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
hey y'all. i never made up for what i lost to emergency dental work. my once a month, temporary gig's first month's pay went to ubers to get there and renewing my phone plan for the year. i'm drowning. i'd be happy to do some editing, some writing, beta your fics, whatever. please help or share.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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Mr. Moo Sky @bricebowl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Disable gambling ads:
Discord Settings. "Sponsored Content" button is pressedSponsored Content settings. "Manage Sponsored Content" button is pressedManage Sponsored Content settings. "Real Money Gambling" radio switch is "off" (disables gambling content)
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David Atkinson @davidatkinsonpoet.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
These questions are a meditation on what it means to be human We are asked to reflect on identity, memory, trauma, survival, mortality, and love Interesting that some have question marks and others don't. Also (just my maths brain) there are more than 12 questions! #poetry #poemoftheday
Poem - 'Twelve Questions' by Bhanu Kapil
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The thing about kangaroos is that there’s something just inherently very funny about an animal that can punch you
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Megan @garfieldesque.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I am now in a full blown PTSD episode
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Megan @garfieldesque.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My cat that got lost week before last just ran out the fucking door and crawled in a storm drain before I could stop him. I’m so motherfucking tired.
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
ICE officers reportedly shot and wounded a man today in Austin. Details still coming in. www.statesman.com/news/local/a...
statesman.com
ICE agent shoots and wounds person in North Austin, officials say
An ICE agent shot and wounded a person Sunday in North Austin, according to three state and local officials.
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Megan @garfieldesque.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
THIS IS HER FAULT
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Megan @garfieldesque.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Second week in a row of lightning delays here at Williams-Brice 🫠
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Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 17/09/2026
Ms. Rachel announces she will match Macklemore and donate $1 million to organizations supporting Palestine: “I will match Macklemore’s donation and I invite every wealthy white celebrity to match it and speak out against the genocide in Gaza.”
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Catbus @catbus.phd · 17/09/2026
❤️
Louis Wain painting of s surprised looking kitten captioned 

I fell in love with a lovely 
kitten. that kitten was myself
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Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Grammarly's new AI-enhanced Suicide Note and Manifesto feature
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SI Ableman @timnelson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I don’t know how to boycott someone I’ve never given any of my attention or money to, but by god I’m going to try
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Scarleteen @scarleteen.com · 14/09/2026
School’s in! And so is Scarleteen’s annual fundraiser. We’re raising $7k for our 7m visitors in 2026. Chip today or become a monthly recurring donor here: give.gofundme.com/7kfor7m
Yellow school bus against a teal background. The side of the bus reads "Scarleteen. Queer sex ed for all since 1998." The text above the bus reads "Your math homework: help Scarleteen raise $7,000 by September 28th so a trans- and queer-led team of REAL PEOPLE can provide inclusive sex, health, and relationships education. (AI is an automatic F!)" in red and black text.
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Megan @garfieldesque.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This is wild to me bc my mama died of cancer when I was a kid and because of that I want EVERYONE to have access to the best healthcare possible. If there’s a way to prevent what happened to my family happening to someone else’s, sign us all up ASAP! I can’t think of a better way to spend our taxes.
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Una Mullally @unamullally.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Two Irish support acts who had already wrapped on Ed Sheeran’s tour - Biird and Amble - have published statements in support of the Palestinian people, with Biird also saying they support the artists who have withdrawn from the tour.
We cannot drop out of a tour we are no longer a part of. We joined the loop tour for two shows in June. We stand with the Palestinian people. Free Palestine. Following the decision for Macklemore to be dropped from the Loop Tour, we feel it is important to be clear about where we stand. Our time on the Loop Tour has already come to and end. Our last show was at the MetLife stadium where we witnessed Macklemore’s speech. We stand unequivocally behind every word he said. Our support is with the people of Palestine, with the artists who have made the difficult decision to step away from the tour and with anybody that speaks up against Zionist lobbying groups. Ní saoirse go saoirse an Phalaistín.
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Megan @garfieldesque.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
lol Ed Sheeran is having the day he deserves
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Megan @garfieldesque.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
When Milo and Gavin came to my campus, the night ended with one of their employees standing in the middle of the street screaming “the Holocaust didn’t happen,” a statement so vile it is outlawed other places. I was told there was no way to have prevented this and to do so would make us less safe.
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
remember when a member of richard spencer’s entourage fired a gun into a crowd during his college speaking tour and they kept letting him speak on college campuses? it was about two months after a woman was murdered at an event he was headlining.
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Sylvia Plath Bot @sylvia-plath-bot.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
With eleven cats.'
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
andrew wakefield has caused immeasurable harm to the entire human race and now dogs are gonna get rabies, too??? i don't have anything else left to say that isn't a crime 🥰
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Megan @garfieldesque.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Suicidal Ideation Cookie
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Megan @garfieldesque.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
In rain/lightning delay at Williams-Brice. Still fun somehow. Go Cocks!
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Sylvia Plath Bot @sylvia-plath-bot.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I see them start to cruise and dip for food Under the bell-jar of a wonderland.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Vampires even have that thing about not going in unless they’re invited so what’s the problem, what’s the damn problem. You have your Belmonts and your Van Helsings and your Blades and all of them could be solving real problems like poverty, end of story.
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Megan @garfieldesque.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
MY BABY BOY ANGEL CAME HOME!!!!!!
An excited woman with a slightly shell shocked cat. The cat has a white and black face. His nose is black except for a little pink spot. He has green eyes. His whiskers are white and very long.
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
romanticize your life! be whimsical! sleep in silk pajamas, string fairy lights through your plants, tear down flock cameras, scatter nails in ICE hotel parking lots, drink your morning coffee out of teacup rose china with a splash of good vanilla, LIVE 💕
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Megan @garfieldesque.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
My cat is missing and I’m scared.
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The Trump-Epstein Memorial Reading Room @redactedreading.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Trump’s bizarre midterm convention isn’t the only thing going on in Dallas. He wants to bury the Epstein files, so we decided to tour the country with them. Link in bio to see where we’re heading next.
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
if it took you 5 seconds of contemplation to think of an alternative you should take at least another 5-10 to at least consider the possibility that it at least crossed the minds of 1 or 2 of the people who dedicate their lives and research careers to dealing with the problems we post about on here
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Jared Yates Sexton @jysexton.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
There are already articles circulating trying to rewrite history and say America was great after 9/11 and united and thoughtful and just a reminder that that period was marked by intense and insanely racist hatred, paranoia, and a frothing desire for unhinged violence and oppression.
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give NewJeans a gun 🔫🐇🐺 @lostwolfling.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
they have got to start confining bitches to the care of a mysterious benefactor who leaves them in a big mysterious house and makes them walk along the sea once daily for their nervous afflictions again
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give NewJeans a gun 🔫🐇🐺 @lostwolfling.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
doing a trial week of a gig on one hour of sleep and in a pain flare up. if you are an angel who wants to help cover the ubers, a coffee, a humble ibprofen, hello waddup
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Megan @garfieldesque.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I got in some hot water for holding a screening of this movie (which was cancelled about 25 minutes in) at the Bible college I attended in 2004 lol
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
We made a comic about fun facts.
1 Happy Beaver: Fun Country Facts!
2 Beaver: Iceland is green!
3 Beaver: Greenland has ice!
4 Sad Beaver: And the United States has the world's highest rate of incarceration.
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
locals weigh in
A crude drawing of a balding man with a mullet with a microphone pointed at him.
At the top, text says "as summer draws to a close, 7 news asks locals about their favorite vacation memories."
The man replies "it has to be understood that for the most part, most people are only doing what they think is right and are trying their hardest to be good people, and when you see the results, that's the most damning indictment of humanity I can think of."
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Megan @garfieldesque.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The public library was such a safe haven for me in my teenage years and it sucks that other kids in need of one may not have that same option.
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Megan @garfieldesque.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This stupidly bars kids from accessing things like research materials needed for schools projects, which typically aren’t in the children’s or teen sections.
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Megan @garfieldesque.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
This is my all-time favorite poem
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