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SI Ableman @timnelson.bsky.social · 1h
It’s no more than 4-2 if Rutschman gets to the ball fast or if Wilson Contreras stands on the front of first base.
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SI Ableman @timnelson.bsky.social · 2h
I’d tell myself “there’s always next year”, but, uh… maybe not!
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SI Ableman @timnelson.bsky.social · 2h
Yeah there’s no way to win a playoff game after you let something like that happen
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SI Ableman @timnelson.bsky.social · 2h
Tapping the sign again
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SI Ableman @timnelson.bsky.social · 3h
Running an ad for The Paper whose first line is “start spreading the news” during a Yankees-Sox playoff game is not going to get me to watch your show. You know exactly what you’re doing, Peacock.
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SI Ableman @timnelson.bsky.social · 8h
Would feel a lot better if New England folk hero Mickey Gasper made the playoff roster…
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SI Ableman @timnelson.bsky.social · 13h
SI Ableman?!
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SI Ableman @timnelson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The entire bullpen, actually
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SI Ableman @timnelson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Erik Miller
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SI Ableman @timnelson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@chatpileband.bsky.social close enough?
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SI Ableman @timnelson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Denied! Let's see if they pick it up on 9th down
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SI Ableman @timnelson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
HUGE 8th down conversion by the Broncos
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SI Ableman @timnelson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Why in the goddamn world are you taunting down by 25 points
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SI Ableman @timnelson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Did Drake Maye get lobotomized over the summer and not tell anyone
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Der Fisher @blackholefun.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you claim to have never heard Nick Lutsko's "I Wanna Be at the RNC", it says more about you than the author of the Infowars theme song. People who make this claim expose a deeper issue in their psyche, allowing them to lie to themselves and the public to prove they are not woke rolling stones.
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SI Ableman @timnelson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The right is getting better at comedy and it’s making the left nervous.
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SI Ableman @timnelson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Threads is a great place to find people that make you go “how do you know how to breathe”
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Old Sam @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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SI Ableman @timnelson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
As a twitchy person with ADHD, let’s just change stimming to Timming.
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SI Ableman @timnelson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“Hey remember that one time I let you borrow my pickup to take some stuff to the dump? A great way to return the favor would be to give me one thousand dollars.”
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SI Ableman @timnelson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
He didn’t come into the game because he ate his dinner too fast and harbaugh didn’t want him throwing up on the rug
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SI Ableman @timnelson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Farmer’s Dog being “the official pet food of the NFL” makes zero sense until you realize Skattebo probably eats the stuff himself.
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SI Ableman @timnelson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My flight to Newark yesterday was delayed, initially due to a “ground hold” that was not showing up in United’s system and turned out to have never actually existed, so yeah things are a bit disorganized there.
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SI Ableman @timnelson.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Josh Gad is providing the grunts and squeals for Poncho Munch
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SI Ableman @timnelson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“You’re gonna get an ice cream headache. It’s gonna hurt. Real bad.”
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SI Ableman @timnelson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ah I see he’s also going against a team with Josh Allen this week
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SI Ableman @timnelson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This has been happening on Apple Music too. For example I don’t think my favorite hardcore band Trash Talk suddenly pivoted to dance music and abandoned their very curated visual aesthetic for a slop cover.
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SI Ableman @timnelson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
From the people who didn’t bring you Coyote vs Acme, doesn’t come a new, much more publicized documentary that people will definitely notice if it gets shelved
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SI Ableman @timnelson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Damn they're really trying to sell this story to the public huh
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Fucking worm. All lives matter I was gonna do it before Macklemore asked me by the way. So was Ed. "Aid in the region" Who created the humanitarian crisis again?
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SI Ableman @timnelson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
An exemplary agent. A model for the entire organization.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Lots of rude comments but each of these items gives her a different stat boost and some of us care about gameplay
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SI Ableman @timnelson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
As a Patriots fan, I cannot stress enough that it's always been fuck Robert Kraft. He would be an asshole even if the only thing he did was claim responsibility for Belichick and Brady's success, but he also routinely does shit like this. Sell the team and take your idiot children with you.
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SI Ableman @timnelson.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I'm waiting for new Giants player Leo Johnson to get hit in the head enough to the point that all he can say is "new shoes"
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SI Ableman @timnelson.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
How can you not love this guy
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SI Ableman @timnelson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The Two Ches You Meet In Heaven
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SI Ableman @timnelson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Perfect thumbnail, no notes
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SI Ableman @timnelson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
They're gonna be 0-4 in a month aren't they. Jesus christ.
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SI Ableman @timnelson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
They’re really gonna lose to Drew Lock running plays called by Royce Whiter
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SI Ableman @timnelson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Credit Doubs with that interception to be honest
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SI Ableman @timnelson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Good! It sucks! Why do you get time to restart forward progress when it’s already been clearly stopped?
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SI Ableman @timnelson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
God even NFL coaches are forced to use Copilot at work.
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SI Ableman @timnelson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
“This offensive line has been dominant so far” is a weird thing to say when one of their five plays was giving up a quarterback-injuring sack
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SI Ableman @timnelson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It’s only a proper Hendrix tribute if this old white guy is on a shitton of acid
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SI Ableman @timnelson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I give it a month before Van Dijk just punches Kerkez in the face
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SI Ableman @timnelson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The missing context here is that Charlie Kirk knew how to rebound and defend a pick and roll
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✨[redacted]✨ @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
“hello would you like to try the AI designed schizophrenia treatment i synthesized in my garage?”
Douglas Yao
• @DouglasYaoDY •8h
This vial contains a new drug called
PAC-3310. It was designed by ChatGPT, and I synthesized it in a chemistry lab I built in my garage.
PAC-3310 is a new selective M4 muscarinic receptor agonist for treating schizophrenia - similar to the recent breakthrough drug
Cobenfry, but improved.
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SI Ableman @timnelson.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Physical discs
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SI Ableman @timnelson.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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SI Ableman @timnelson.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It’s very funny that he started sucking exactly when everyone else started playing well.
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