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Lord Gareth Cheeseman of Wokeland - 8647

@garethextwitter.bsky.social
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A legend in my own lunch-break. Banned from Twatter. If you use ‘woke’ as an insult, you’re an utter bellend. I stand with Lichtenstein 🏴

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Lord Gareth Cheeseman of Wokeland - 8647 @garethextwitter.bsky.social · 5h
Oh fuck off, you nonce. Andrew takes legal action over arrest search warrants with hearing this week
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I don't take tips on virtue from a man who used a pic of his stillborn child for a GoFundMe campaign for his children's burial garden named "Lincoln’s Place" when the project was never built, and Ogles repeatedly refused to disclose what happened to the tens of thousands of dollars donated.
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Lord Gareth Cheeseman of Wokeland - 8647 @garethextwitter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I hope someone has butt-fucked Danny “the Fanny” Tommo in his prison cell. Mind you, he’d probably like it.
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Simon Gosden @simongosden.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Lord Gareth Cheeseman of Wokeland - 8647 @garethextwitter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I just listened in a state of rage to the US journalist describing the botched murder of Christa Pike. Apparently she had poor veins - to the extent they tried 7 needles to try and get the cannula in. Her lawyers had warned about this. She even tried to help them find a vein, ffs. How disgusting.
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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 01/10/2026
The death penalty is a moral abomination. State-sanctioned barbarism pushed by incompetent morons and sanctioned by the Supreme Court. Absolute ghoul shit. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
The lone woman on Tennessee's death row was still alive after she was administered two lethal injections, her lawyer said in a motion seeking to halt her execution Wednesday night, a stunning development after the Supreme Court had stepped in to allow the state to put her to death.
At 8:26 p.m. local time, witnesses said
"executioners had injected both syringes of lethal injection chemicals and Pike is still alive and snoring," her lawyers said in a federal court filing.
They said Pike "has not lost consciousness and still has a heartbeat," and that curtains to the death chamber "have gone down twice."
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Lord Gareth Cheeseman of Wokeland - 8647 @garethextwitter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I felt sick this morning listening to the disgusting fuck up in Tennessee of the Christa Pike attempted murder. And as for those barbaric cunts who went to witness the execution, you are truly sick fucks. Thank goodness we banned the death penalty all those years ago. God, I loathe America.
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Victoria Derbyshire @vicderbyshire.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#Newsnight 1030pm LIVE @BBCTwo @BBCNews • the biggest political gamble of Andy Burnham’s career so far? The triple lock will go by 2030 to help pay for a new national care service for England. Would YOU support that at the next gen elex?
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ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Man City when asked to provide their “irrefutable evidence.”
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Martin Palmer @martinpalmer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Storming speech from Andy Burnham. I expect Chris Mason will be along soon, to get Nigel Farage's opinion on it.
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Lord Gareth Cheeseman of Wokeland - 8647 @garethextwitter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hey Trumpy, why is the CIA following some London born fuel thieves? Is that normal? What can you tell us about them….was it unleaded or diesel? I mean, you were following them like you said, right? ….. …..or were you fucking lying (again)?
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ScouseLakes @scouselakes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hahaha. And the trial date’s set for MARCH! 😂 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Daniel Thomas refused bail over alleged boat damage in Channel
Daniel Thomas is remanded in custody after appearing at Portsmouth Crown Court.
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Kevin the Librarian 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈 @the-librarian.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Now that Nigel Farage has had his demands answered in the RAF Fairford investigation can we all demand an update from the Parliamentary standards commission and Met police regarding their investigations into him and Reform.
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Sir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m beginning to worry about Liz Truss…😊
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This two tier policing is disgraceful. It's as if there is one approach for people who helpfully film themselves committing crimes and another approach when there is insufficient evidence.
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Lord Gareth Cheeseman of Wokeland - 8647 @garethextwitter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You fucking racist plonker.
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Lord Gareth Cheeseman of Wokeland - 8647 @garethextwitter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Without prejudice, can someone explain how the 5 suspects from Sunday have been bailed? I assume there is more to this than meets the eye?
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Abilu Tangwa. @abilutangwa.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We have enough food, technology, and money to save the planet. We just have a system where destroying it is more profitable. That's not a climate problem. That's a greed problem. #ClimateJustice
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Candice Holmes @candiceholmes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“Britain is broken. Only Reform can fix it.” 😂 That’s quite a claim. If you’re asking people to trust you with the country, spell out **how** you’ll fix bills, housing, the NHS and public services — slogans aren’t a bloody plan.
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Belle @bellebetsyb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ooh do come to Liverpool 🙏🏼 ** goes back out to pick up a load more conkers
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Sarah Murphy @13sarahmurphy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What’s your legacy Johnson? Brexit. Total collapse of trust in politics. And this. The small boats symbolise your dishonesty and your failure. You’re responsible for nothing but damage. Not one good thing. Not one proud moment. You’re forever a shameful disgrace who threw his own mandate in the bin.
Boris Johnson @BorisJohnson
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It's a disaster, and it can all be traced to Labour ideology. Burnham has no mandate from the people. He has no real ideas, and no plan.
BORIS JOHNSON: UK is defenceless against migrants without...
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Anti-Reform @antireform.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
via Celia Leigh
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The next question is, why didn't Netanyahu warn Israel of the impending Hamas attack on 7 October, 2023. What really happened and why? Inquiries are needed.
Content: The posts accuse Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu of past policies intended to weaken the Palestinian Authority, comment on his ongoing legal and corruption proceedings, and assert shared culpability or strategic alignment regarding the October 7 attacks.
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Lord Gareth Cheeseman of Wokeland - 8647 @garethextwitter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I hear Man City are Saracens fans. Cheating fuckers
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Sir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Our Danny Who art in prison Racist be thy name Thy balaclava come Thy will be done In ports as it is on dinghies Give us this day Our daily funding & forgive us our racism as we intimidate those who speak against us & lead us all into aggravation But deliver us from being civil. 🙏
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Lord Gareth Cheeseman of Wokeland - 8647 @garethextwitter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Helen Whately: living proof that an amoeba can become an MP.
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Good to see the Question Time audience includes true patriots who look like they have more balaclavas than teeth.
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Peter Smith @redpeter99.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sadly for Melania, her attempt at escaping the West Wing by tying bed sheets together and leaving from a first floor window was unsuccessful.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The happiest couple in America: Commie Donnie and Malaria.
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God @thegodshow.com · 25/09/2026
Netanyahu will burn in hell forever for what he did in life.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Chinese media allowed at WH. American media banned in defiance of a court order.
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Wear The Peace @wearthepeace.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Actress Susan Sarandon being arrested earlier today for protesting Benjamin Netanyahu’s speech at the United Nations. One is speaking out against genocide, one is committing it. One was arrested, one was not.
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Lord Gareth Cheeseman of Wokeland - 8647 @garethextwitter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The spectacle of Piers Morgan being some kind of truth / fact crusader is beyond hilarious. This is the same cunt that published fake pictures of British soldiers allegedly pissing on Iraqi prisoners. Phone hacking duplicitous cunt.
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Phil Brickell MP @philbrickellmp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I do think we are at a tipping point now where Delo and Harborne should demonstrate (i) when they registered to vote abroad, (ii) in the UK and (iii) how much time they have spent out of the country over the last few years. They will have this information. Out with it.
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Reform donor Ben Delo had vote in UK while living in Hong Kong
The billionaire who gave Nigel Farage’s party a £36m donation has been on the electoral roll since 2022 but has said he lives abroad
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Lord Gareth Cheeseman of Wokeland - 8647 @garethextwitter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
NATS is down again…..
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Lord Gareth Cheeseman of Wokeland - 8647 @garethextwitter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Anyone else’s Sky Stream playing up?
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Sarah Murphy @13sarahmurphy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
So, £72million from crypto billionaires to get Reform “ready for government”. Absolutely no chance. They have over 300 candidates to find and this is their track record… They attract total liabilities and Reform is too racist, corrupt and idiotic to recruit anything better.
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Jay Rayner @jayrayner1.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
On the BBC News Katya Adler has just described Germany, where the far right AFD keep winning elections, as entering 'uncharted political territory'. Hmmm. Where Germany is concerned I think that territory is pretty well charted.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This is going to infuriate Donald, especially with Fox joining the boycott. Donald as a little boy never got enough attention from his wary, selfish parents. As an adult, he is so thirsty for attention—and watches for himself on television CONSTANTLY—being ignored by media is kryptonite.
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Sir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Mr Tommo’s local vicar in front of his church ‘Are Blessid Laydee and All Are Souls.’
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Alex Bellars 🇪🇺🇵🇸🇨🇦🇬🇱 @alexbellars.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If your MP needs a little nudge about the forthcoming EU debate, show them this:
Pictorial representation of the enormous swing back towards EU membership, among English constituencies
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
OMG. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Two million likes on TikTok… and counting.
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Lord Gareth Cheeseman of Wokeland - 8647 @garethextwitter.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Is that orange cunt dead yet?
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Lord Gareth Cheeseman of Wokeland - 8647 @garethextwitter.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I genuinely don’t give a fuck about whether Charles Windsor is furious or not. He’s a gilded old cunt who’s where he is because his family have plundered the land for centuries. Fuck him. As for Charles Spencer, good on ya, mate. You’ve wound old sausage fingers up like a good’un!
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Lord Gareth Cheeseman of Wokeland - 8647 @garethextwitter.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Dear god…..
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Lord Gareth Cheeseman of Wokeland - 8647 @garethextwitter.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If you fuck off to a tax haven because you’re filthy rich, but don’t want to pay your dues, then you don’t get to criticise the country you’ve abandoned….. ….Ratcliffe…..you cunt.
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Oliver @oliver48.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Judging by the surge in RNLI donations I suspect attacking RNLI volunteer heroes will simply accelerate the decline of Reform UK in the polls ... meme via Andrew Miller
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Mark Hale just wrote a novel! @ver-bat-man.eurosky.social · 19/09/2026
He's always been a grasping, cynical fuckstick, for sure. Made a lot of noise about building his fake Land Rover in Wales until he saw an Mercedes plant in France and bought that instead.
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Lord Gareth Cheeseman of Wokeland - 8647 @garethextwitter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Well fuck off somewhere else then. It’s people like you who’ve made this country such a fucking shithole, you cunt www.theguardian.com/business/202...
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Jim Ratcliffe: UK is ‘on the slide’ from days when it had world’s ‘greatest empire’
Co-owner of Manchester United says Britain is in decline because of high taxes and immigration
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