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Pazuzu @pazuzuonline.bsky.social · 2h
When the Grinch's heart grew three sizes, he probably got a raging boner. Had nothing to do with the Who's, it was just a matter of blood flow
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yupdown @yupdown.net · 4h
he's trying his best to give us free wifi
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Prudence Anagram @pruplace.neocities.org · 27m
Last Night was A Dark And Stormy Night As far as I am concerned, all Nights are Dark and Stormy They weren't lying that Night It Was can Dark and Stormy
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 6h
on a genuinely respectful note I think a lot of the fear of handing off more of our taste to automated systems is all the systems mentioned have been gamed to death. If you accidentally watch one right-wing-adjacent YouTube video that is all it will recommend for weeks, etc
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Akephallus @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 1h
Girl who has never seen a broom: And you are using this animal to steal my crumbs?
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Cosuman @cosuman.bsky.social · 56m
I mean, the portuguese government of these years has been shocking, but outright doing a leglislative statement towards what could have been the death of whistleblowing protection that basically amount to the Apartment Atrocity briefing is the kind of shit I'd expect from the current US admin.
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Cosuman @cosuman.bsky.social · 1h
Cristiano Ronaldo's annoucement that he's leaving the training and (most likely) the national portuguese selection, potentially retiring from the career of soccer.Rui Pinto, the Whistleblower behind FootBall Leaks, that among other things revealed CR7's sexual assault case, is losing the status of "protected witness", with the portuguese authorities warning him not to say anything controversional or to go to places with too many people. Yes its worded that way.The Cruelty Squad debriefing for Apartment Atrocity, with "Now you've done it you freak shit. You've fucked up. You're being tracked by the grid. The eye in the sky is watching. We're coming for you. Prepare to die." I'm not directing this sentiment towards Rui Pinto. I'm saying that the leglislative statement about this READS EXACTLY LIKE THAT BRIEFING.
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garbae5000 @garbae5000.bsky.social · 1h
seafoam washy has become an icon in a record amount of time
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comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 4h
"Thou shall not covet the 1700 year old Egyptian socks" My sinful ass:
orange egyptian tabi socks from 300-500ce
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garbae5000 @garbae5000.bsky.social · 1h
this goes so hard
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Jack Grimes @jackapedia.design · 24/09/2026
Looking at another clipart CD and there is a staggering amount of clipart of "x thing enjoying a beer." Why
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Sajan @planetsmudge.bsky.social · 3h
An absolute delight to do the cover + slipcase for this one www.lostincult.co.uk/shop/p/caves...
Switch cover for Caves of Qud - illustration of a sweeping landscape framed by trees, whose roots are crowded by various denizens and artefacts beneath the earth
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ぶんかま🐇 @buncama.bsky.social · 3h
月末はimaginary wardrobe
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mouse j @cartoonmouse.bsky.social · 5h
excavating game cartridges from the desert for the pleasure of reburying them in a second desert
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Akephallus @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 4h
Hey man I know my uncle can lay eggs like Yoshi and throw them to solve problems, but he's like, sensitive about it. You really shouldn't have brought it up. You should apologize.
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Random Mech of The Day @randommechoftheday.bsky.social · 7h
Todays mech: Nilokeras
From: “Aldnoah.Zero”
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garbae5000 @garbae5000.bsky.social · 7h
played this. tough and impactful! I'm sure nadja will be fine tho
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A HUNGRY MOUTH @ahungrymouth.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
tweet by ahungrymouth: i plan on living to a ripe old age and dying surrounded by friends and family, beating me with heavy silver clubs and shouting things like "don't let it knit itself back together!"
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garbae5000 @garbae5000.bsky.social · 9h
Youve heard of black tea and green tea. Introducing: blue tea
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Wikimon @wikimon.bsky.social · 13h
A new Digimon from Digimon Eggs has been revealed as Suzumon (スズモン). It is derived from suzu (鈴), a round, hollow Japanese Shinto bell. #Digimon #デジモン
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Stinger o Wanjiro @stingerwanjiro.bsky.social · 19h
Performative Photography
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garbae5000 @garbae5000.bsky.social · 18h
lrt ...same?
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noam @noamchompers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Toy Story toys crave to be played with even though it requires them to feign inanimacy. What they truly crave is death
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Rando Chrontendo @randochrontendo.famiconsumer.com · 19h
Chrontendo Episode 52 (01:00:48)
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tttlllrrr @tttlllrrr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m doing music and sfx for Something Is Wrong With The Library!
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Kuro "Leigh" Ronin @kuroronin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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garbae5000 @garbae5000.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
jerry Seinfeldspar in houseki no kuni land of the lustrous
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garbae5000 @garbae5000.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm 20 minutes left at work gf
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Marketplace listing for an angelic doll with light shining behind her. Text: Rapturous Doll, $60. Description
I don't know what's in her heart. She does not align with my goals.
(why would I keep a doll that disturbs my peace)
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Air to Ground Message: SO WITHOUT GILLS ITS NOT, A FISH... BUT W/O FINS, ITS ALSO NOT A FISH, Area: Watsonville, CA, USA Type: Embraer 175 (Enhanced Wing) A: #a0c5aac23c6 F: #f916aea2a51
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Air to Ground Message: SO A SHRMP ISNT A FISH Area: Watsonville, CA, USA Type: Embraer 175 (Enhanced Wing) A: #a0c5aac23c6 F: #f916aea2a51
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garbae5000 @garbae5000.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🫵hero
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garbae5000 @garbae5000.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
life imitates art; paul imitates blart
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
it's just a self-evidently stupid idea that stay-at-home parents are enough of a voting bloc for a promise of universal child care to somehow earn their ire and the reason the internet broke society is people who write things like this know they are morons but don't like having to be told that
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garbae5000 @garbae5000.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... stocking ellipses for the winter in case there's a shortage
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
lowly worm putting a sticker on his apple car "i bought this before mr frumble went crazy"
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the Toy Story Peoples is a collective name given by archeologists to the powerful 21st century civilizations most notable for producing Toy Stories
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𝑫𝒐𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 @doover.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#今月描いた絵を晒そう 夏が終わらない
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Bearhat @fussybabybit.ch · 28/09/2026
You catch that big video essay last night?
coworkers deviously luring you over to the water cooler
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garbae5000 @garbae5000.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wide awake three hours before work. stoupid
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Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis @kendrawrites.com · 29/09/2026
Many low income people are in fact stay at home parents because the cost of daycare is so high that their salary if they went to work would not cover it.
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Anatoly Shashkin💾 @dosnostalgic.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Them: What are you thinking about? Me: Oh, nothing. My brain:
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大鳥 @ootori4155.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
ひるらくがき
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Mondo Mascots @mondomascots.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Ya-ya-nyan, the mascot of Owase City, is a welcoming cat whose clothes celebrate Owase's nature, culture, and fishing industry. The name "Ya-ya" comes from the unique "Ya-ya Festival", where people dress in white and fight in the streets. Ya-ya-nyan’s special skill is being able to sleep anywhere.
A smiling white and brown cat mascot with two fish and a heart on its headband stands in a convention centre.
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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
love that classics of game isn't even a mega popular youtube channel but "classics of (x)" has still spread as a very particular way of describing things
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ponyaneko @ponyari-cat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Sid Menon @beamsplashx.wethoughtaboutgames.com · 01/10/2024
if there's anything i've learned after 15 years in this goddamn city, it's that finding someone who isn't a scumbag or a liar is harder than finding a thimble, a clock, a hula hoop, an hourglass, a picture frame, a duvet cover, a cookie tin, a claw hammer, a basketball, a toothbr
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Catomika- Open for work!! @categerbasi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Dragon in the market
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この耐えがたい世界に残された最後の僅かな良心 @toskarin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the detailing on the crown plate set, along with how it's obviously influenced by dogu, really gets me
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airbus @airbusfantasy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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