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garbae5000 @garbae5000.bsky.social · 56s
the narrative would have been more sympathetic to them, had they only served
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autumn @waveprism.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
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Boo! viated @bloviated.bsky.social · 2h
@baybayfriend.bsky.social Do you want to look at this? No worries
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 6h
the Catholic Church racking up PR wins by saying shit like “we shouldn’t bring back public executions” and “your Claude app isn’t sentient”
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garbae5000 @garbae5000.bsky.social · 4h
And coming in at the top of Mazlow's Hierarchy of Needs, it's orange soda!
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Tony 🎃👻 @shintonty.bsky.social · 4h
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garbae5000 @garbae5000.bsky.social · 4h
Limmy's Show: Falconhoof "Kill Jester" screenshot
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The Count of S 🇧🇲🖼️✍️ @thecountofs.bsky.social · 8h
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Queen Sunflower (She/Her) 31 @queensunflowers.bsky.social · 5h
when glen showed up i joked to myself "Uh oh, now the fandom has a NEW hot waitstaff to latch onto and bring into the main cast." Little did I know. Glen truly has the stuff.
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sori @sorimof.bsky.social · 6h
お題消化中
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garbae5000 @garbae5000.bsky.social · 5h
What has two thumbs in the morning, three thumbs at noon, and four thumbs at night? That's right: it's a man. - anonymous Greek imagineer
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garbae5000 @garbae5000.bsky.social · 5h
charlie brown lucy football
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MinaSheep - Sealed Fortress out NOW @minasheep.bsky.social · 8h
MAGIC IS MADE MANIFEST Sealed Fortress, my dungeon-crawling rpg is out now! This has been my biggest project ever, check it out! Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/5210640/... itchio: minasheep.itch.io/sealed-fortr...
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 11h
SearchyHome grassyvalley.thecomicseries.com/comics/79/#c...
GRASSY: Can you guys think of any spangles to add to my SearchyHome page, or is it already perfect?
(A SearchyHome webpage has various widgets.)
WIDGET: BugPet.
WIDGET: STICKY TO-DO: 1. Eyelid questions.
2. Actors in love with each
other?
3. Bowling ideas (big bowling).
4. Spider quiz.
WIDGET: TODAY CALENDAR: Today, Oct 2.
WIDGET: WORD OF THE DAY: Oleaginous.
Bad, yucky.
The man was so oleaginous. Yuck.
WIDGET: HOROSCOPE: Pisces: A great hair day is a great CARE day, slippery!
DAFFODIL: Maybe one that tells you when someone nearby needs help getting of the roof.
GRASSY: I'll see if they have that.
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OrcGirlBoss 🐇🏹 @orc.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
i was playing clown fighter 6 earlier and this chimp booboo was just spamming honk in neutral, didn't know how to jest or optimal gag punish had absolutely no funnymentals and when i got him in the corner he did wakeup clown car and won the match. terrible game
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tamago @tamagogangan.bsky.social · 11h
raptured before joke was allowed to be deployed
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garbae5000 @garbae5000.bsky.social · 11h
lmao full text was supposed to be "this happened to my thingy" but I actually think the error is funnier. this h
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garbae5000 @garbae5000.bsky.social · 11h
this h
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corpse eating dog @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 16h
I went from no pairs of sweatpants to five pairs of sweatpants without ever buying sweatpants which is a form of the American dream
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PLDH @pldhnet.bsky.social · 20h
Need everyone to see this
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Betty Bullshark @seasickseasick.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
7th grade lion mindset #2
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Alleesaur 🌺🦖 @alleesaur.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
[ #oc ] successful hunt :3
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garbae5000 @garbae5000.bsky.social · 16h
i love how Mario crosses a Boundary into Night
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Mom @milph.mom · 08/10/2026
Fujiwara no JNCO
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garbae5000 @garbae5000.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
and that website? is called somethingawful
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garbae5000 @garbae5000.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I venmo 700 people a day requesting payment for "rent" and get enough random hits from people who aren't paying attention to keep the website afloat.
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garbae5000 @garbae5000.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
approaching clutch cargo territory
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garbae5000 @garbae5000.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
fried
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gu g e @gug.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Dog
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garbae5000 @garbae5000.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
genki is so funny. sometimes intentionally, sometimes in how backwards and fucked up it is
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kitty @kittyred.net · 08/10/2026
desert brat 2026-10-06 desertbrat.com
olivia is naked and placing the cat down outside of the bedroom and says sorry you gotta get the fuck out of the bedroom now. Ruby is in the background on the bed naked inside the bedroom
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Exexunderscore @exexunderscore.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Pretty sure we are beating Broken Reality AND moving on to Broken Reality 2000 tonight! 6PM Pacific! www.twitch.tv/xx_live
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winona @winguro.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
exhalt
"portrayal of guilt." a girl removes her own face against a pastoral landscape. (maybe, this time, the image will load.)
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MinaSheep - Sealed Fortress out NOW @minasheep.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Tomorrow, it's happening
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garbae5000 @garbae5000.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
swanboy.com It's Worth It
swanboy.com
Swan Boy
"Read it while driving"
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Kitfox Games 🦊 @kitfoxgames.com · 08/10/2026
We're showing a new Dwarf Fortress video from artist Jacob today at @unmistakablefest.com Stay till the very end to see a never-before-seen screen from the upcoming Myth & Magic update. Starting at 8am PST www.youtube.com/@Unmistakabl... #UnmistakeableFestival
Youtube thumbnail of Dwarf Fortress artist Jacob Bowman "holding" a forgotten beast sprite.
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garbae5000 @garbae5000.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Showing 10 ten most gruesome deaths and then being like "we have a special surprise... art the clown is an actually visiting us today!!!"
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garbae5000 @garbae5000.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Gonna roll out the CRT monitor and show students Terrifier 2 for no reason
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blee @tane.us · 08/10/2026
why isn't everybody talking about this
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garbae5000 @garbae5000.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's a good deal 🎶🎵
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garbae5000 @garbae5000.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
gay sex in my car / then I eat granola bar
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lurian @lurian.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
no design will ever go as hard as the children's drawings we get donated to us at the thrift store
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garbae5000 @garbae5000.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i love sweet beef!!!!
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garbae5000 @garbae5000.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
🛏️💤
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garbae5000 @garbae5000.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
we slashin
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graskip @graskip.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
otter
otter character in swimsuit with seaside scenery in the background
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videosyncrasy @videosyncrasy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If you don’t chop off your index finger it would be unfair to everyone else who’s doing inktober properly. #FollowTheRules
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sounds bot @sounds-bot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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mimill💖🛸 @mimillmon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“this is my favoritest day ever!” 🎉💖
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