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Not Steve Jortles

@galileo908.bsky.social
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The Home of Beaming For Bunnies! Author of “The Crystal Gem Hero: Steven Universe!” On AO3. I also like to live-tweet things, so be warned. he/him

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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 1h
“ME TOO went too far” said the country that re-elected a rapist.
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Lora Kolodny @lorak.bsky.social · 1h
incredible work by these reporters & editors. yes, “student journalists.” seems they can teach us a lot… www.thecut.com/article/corn...
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How Student Journalists Broke the ‘Cornell Seven’ Case
“Our coverage was absolutely completely raw from the lawsuit and nothing was concealed. At a minimum, that’s what we can do as the student newspaper.”
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weinberg @weinbergs.bsky.social · 3h
I'll stick with doctors (and nurses) but thanks very much, disgusting psycho freak.
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dolemite ptolemy @bazluken.blacksky.app · 6h
close your fucking refrigerator
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Mair Dundon @quietaction.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Using #AltText too!
Illustration of a person figure surrounded by pen, pencils and stars working intently with something in front of them.

With text above and below:

in the age of Al
making art is a radical act
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Jeff Harris @nemalki.bsky.social · 8h
But why? Unless you have Tobey McGuire or Andrew Garfield in the series to play the clones of Peter Parker (because y'all sure as hell ain't getting Tom Holland on this), what's the point? Also... ew. The Clone Saga was the beginning of my exodus from the Spider-Man books. Ugh. Why?
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Spider-Man: No Way Home Trio Landing
Alt: Spider-Man, Spider-Man, and Spider-Man together from Spider-Man: No Way Home
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 4h
they DIDN'T REFUND her fucking TUITION?????
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Pam Herd @pamherd.bsky.social · 12h
America.gov launched today--a DOGE initiative to use AI to deliver public services. Child lying facedown on a frozen lake as the image accompanying the question: "How can I invest in my child's future" is just incredible. Way to go AI
Image of a child lying facedown on a froze lake.  above is the portal where you ask AI questions about government services.  the question matching this image is:  "How can I invest in my child's future?"
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 1h
Yet another reason to run on oversight and accountability. Those are promises they can actually keep.
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Revenge of the Nerds (1984)
SPOILER tagline for Revenge of the Nerds (1984), more true now than even then: "Sometimes Nerds are Rapists"
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 1h
Me to Krissy, right now: "Compared to this mine was a fuckin' STEAL"
Rick Neilsen's five-necked guitar's opening bid is $100,000
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Zach Wilson @televisionaryzw.bsky.social · 1h
Look at the quotes: Hello Larry goes viral 50 years too late
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a-moldering in the grave @joshuajts.bsky.social · 12h
The "go to hell" scene from 80s movie Ninja Terminator. A blonde mustachioed tough guy talking on a novelty Garfield phone
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Tom the Dog @tomthedog.bsky.social · 7h
Kim! It's your cousin, Marvin! Marvin Richards!
Harry Waters Jr. as Marvin Berry in BACK TO THE FUTURE
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Popcornbender Spatch @spatch.bsky.social · 7h
Why it's Eddie Albert clinging to the telephone pole in Hooterville and talking into the lineman's handset. I bet they're reminsicing about Witch Mountain!
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Not Steve Jortles @galileo908.bsky.social · 1h
"I SAID HE'S DEAD!"
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Doctor Professional @doctorprofessional.bsky.social · 3h
A photo of Alf, of the show, "Alf," on a push button telephone.
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Phil Rosenthal @philrosenthal.bsky.social · 3h
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Ryan Smith @thesmithminute.bsky.social · 3h
A Nazi holds an absurdly large telephone receiver to his ear in a scene from Top Secret!
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Teresa DiVicenzo @tdivicenzo.bsky.social · 2h
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Dorothy Zbornak: No, I Will Not Have A Nice Day
Alt: Dorothy Zbornak from the Golden girls. While on the phone shouts, “No, I Will Not Have A Nice Day
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 2h
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Crass Jerkneck @crassjerkneck.bsky.social · 2h
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ice.cream.assassin @icassassin.bsky.social · 1h
Richard Harrison (RIP) in Ninja Terminator talking in his Garfield phone, saying "I have to reform the Ninja Empire". As one does.
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Gamera: Engrossed in Play @mikeabattle.bsky.social · 1h
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weinberg @weinbergs.bsky.social · 1h
they wouldn't refund her tuition? holy shit. I hope she hires the world's best lawyer and sues this college for millions.
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 1h
Time for this classic again.
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Ken Plume @kenplume.bsky.social · 3h
From SESAME STREET's 9th season, Grover duets with Madeline Kahn on "Sing After Me". While watching, consider the awkward positioning necessary to hide Frank Oz in the framing of the opening shot...
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 1h
“Please welcome…
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Kaylyn Saucedo - MarzGurl @marzgurl.com · 1h
If the author had been literate, maybe they would have read and been aware of the publication's no AI policy sooner.
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 1h
I wish I had not learned about this
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jj skolnik @supremenothing.myatproto.social · 1h
like i say every time this comes up, the term for what awaits survivors who go through the official system (cops, rape kit at the hospital, the hell of a trial where you as the victim get to be cross examined by yr rapist’s defense) is called “the second rape”
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Joe H. @samhainsgrimm.bsky.social · 11h
If you watched a lot of cartoons in the 90s then you already know which animation company worked on this episode just by looking at the still presented here.
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CurtDogg @curt.dog · 4h
I remember even as a kid, feeling that this episode was too long
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Pop Arena @poparena.bsky.social · 13h
Tiny Toon Adventures: "Hare Today Gone Tomorrow" - Nick Knacks Sample Platter www.youtube.com/watch?v=00AO...
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Tiny Toon Adventures: "Hare Today Gone Tomorrow" - Nick Knacks Sample Platter
YouTube video by Pop Arena
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 14h
A judge has ordered the release of Douglas Stewart Carter, a 71-year-old Black man who has spent decades on death row for a 1985 killing he did not commit. He spent 41 years in prison.
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 5h
believable but also then I need to know who specifically planned it and why they are trying to make this guy buzzy without even knowing how to spell his name 💀
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Jim Lokay @jimlokay.com · 8h
If you want to really know how the outrage machine gets fired up: 1. Schmitt plans to drop “bombshell” on Smith 2. Someone plants story that Schmitt is a Vance VP contender to run same day 3. Right-wing Twittersphere gets talking points 4. Schmitt steps in it 5. Scheduled tweets go out anyway
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 13h
🤡 Schmitt beclowns himself 🤡 Schmitt concocted an elaborate conspiracy theory that Smith traveled to Atl for a Hawks game and to collude with Fani Willis, & flashed his "evidence" before accusing Smith of perjury. There's just one problem -- his facts were totally wrong. Here's the whole sequence:
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camerontalley.bsky.social @camerontalley.bsky.social · 9h
Oh no. Not again.
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Not Steve Jortles @galileo908.bsky.social · 10h
Blech
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Ryan W. Mead @rwmead.bsky.social · 11h
At last, we have created the machines from Mike Rianda and Jeff Rowe’s animated comedy The Mitchells vs. the Machines
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🦆 Eliza Herndon! 🦆 @ducktwacy.bsky.social · 11h
I've always had a ferocious love of this song number (if you can even call it that) because of its anti-humor (if you can even call it *that*), but I love it 10,000x more ever since learning the pig is voiced by Tex Avery. Bob McKimson's acting on the horse gets me each time
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 11h
Eric Schmitt wished on a monkey's paw for more national name recognition.
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Joe Uchill @joeuchill.bsky.social · 11h
The Independent has a photo of the slide we weren't able to see during the Smith hearing. No texts from Smith in it.
JP Cooley: Is 109 Row 1 reserved for Jack? 
JP Cooley: Damn. Thank you for saving -- but we are good. Ask Harbach. 
Gavin Wallach: He is already down here. Thanks.
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Joe Uchill @joeuchill.bsky.social · 11h
Here you go.
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Not Steve Jortles @galileo908.bsky.social · 11h
There’s roughly a dozen Doctor Who plots that explain how these AI “companions” are a terrible idea.
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