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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

men who sacrifice liberty for bibberty deserve neither

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This survey is pretty thorough, so pour yourself a beverage and get started! (ICYMI: NITA is the new agency that oversees CTA, Metra, and Pace)

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

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🕸️c r e e p🕷️chokeneck😵 @crassjerkneck.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

“Some attendees” who, Lincoln Square/Ravenswood locals who’ve made an identify gatekeeping their monthly street fests?

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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Repost this if trans people should have access to dark magic...

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🕸️c r e e p🕷️chokeneck😵 @crassjerkneck.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Late capitalism blah blah blah but Domino’s sending a push notification daily at 4:20 PM makes me laugh every time

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Seven of Sixty Nine @internetperson69.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Classic "save me" meme template from a series of 3 tweets from user @dawgpleasee, edited so that it says "weed save me.. weed.. save me weed"

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The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 01/10/2026

I can't sell White Sox caps, but I do have one Pope Leo jam left. There are also a couple 1/1 green samples. info at thecolacorporation dot com

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POPE LEO HAT

SPECS One Size Fits Damn Near Everybody Snapback: plastic, adjustable Mid-Profile Crown: 3 1/2" Visor: Curved 5 Panels 100% Polyester

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🕸️c r e e p🕷️chokeneck😵 @crassjerkneck.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Ah, it is October and espuki sison my name change for the month is…fine™️

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🕸️c r e e p🕷️chokeneck😵 @crassjerkneck.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

(disclaimer: armchair opinion—I am naught more than a crank) Look yes this is Theoretically Good but I’m sorry I’m far too cynical to think this is more than a pittance on what we need as far as Michigan bus lanes

Screenshot of Google Maps highlighting the section of Michigan with the northbound bus lane

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Charter School Abolitionist 🇮🇷 @maniccage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It's Chicago baybee! We all got an alley knife guy.

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🕸️c r e e p🕷️chokeneck😵 @crassjerkneck.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

A rainy Wednesday in Chicago is a potently Romantic ideal vibe

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Jeff Egnaczyk @jeffegnaczyk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Tracy Morgan taking into a sneaker in 30 ROCK

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🕸️c r e e p🕷️chokeneck😵 @crassjerkneck.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

(At Chipotle) Yeah can I get a bowl, can you just dunk the whole thing into the black bean juice? I want it nice and soggy by the time I get back to my desk.

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

all the guys who made harambe jokes 10 years ago later experienced complete emotional breakdowns, became born-again evangelicals, and are now enthusiastic fans of the liberty biberty commercials

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🕸️c r e e p🕷️chokeneck😵 @crassjerkneck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This is the absolute funniest shit in the corporate world. “You’ve taken this training for the last five years, but you must sit in this training for one hour.” And when you click away, the timer stops. Clown shit.

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🕸️c r e e p🕷️chokeneck😵 @crassjerkneck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Me when I am inevitably dunked on by the youths via AI brainrot short form videos but the dunks are accurate and funny:

Screenshot from an old Vine: “haha I do that” guy who was “laughing” at a “relatable meme”

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Star:Line Chicago @starlinechicago.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The solution of course is to destroy capitalism in a glorious revolution; I wish the folks working on that the best of luck. But in the meantime, if someone’s willing to privately invest in building infrastructure – and if taxpayers don’t end up holding the bag if it goes south – we should let them.

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💀 dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

If you see this, post a random wrestling picture

shawn michaels getting flipped off by steve austin but made into a humourous may-may

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🕸️c r e e p🕷️chokeneck😵 @crassjerkneck.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Fighting too many urges to engage in the iced coffee convo for this “Bare Minimum Friday”

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Cross-laminated Tinder @nickhasthoughts.com · 25/09/2026

MILF expert here 👋 Cougars only podcast in leather thirstwear when they are very distressed.

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

90’s Sarah Silverman Star Trek Voyager is something the fandom doesn’t really talk about because by the time you get there you just sort of accept it

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🕸️c r e e p🕷️chokeneck😵 @crassjerkneck.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Migrating to threads but I’ll only be posting stolen disc horse bot tweets

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Soren Spicknall @sorenspicknall.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The influencers are glamorizing Metra and I say we should let them

A screenshot of an Instagram Reel featuring a vertical video of a silver Metra commuter train in sunset lighting with a caption over it that reads "have you ever travelled on a double decker train? Tinley Park"

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🕸️c r e e p🕷️chokeneck😵 @crassjerkneck.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

This 49 bus is fuckin’ cookin’ dawg what if we did this all the time and it was protected bus lanes and articulated and eclectic and maybe on elevated rail and a train call it the gold line very original I know I’m full of ideas

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🕸️c r e e p🕷️chokeneck😵 @crassjerkneck.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Spotted an old white guy on the office floor stealing his look from Sean Penn in “One Battle After Another”

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🕸️c r e e p🕷️chokeneck😵 @crassjerkneck.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Folks stop taking Hubbard St on a bike it’s uneven and there are gravel pits everywhere. Someone crashed a divvy this morning riding to work and got injured.

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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"

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🕸️c r e e p🕷️chokeneck😵 @crassjerkneck.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Why would you complain about transplants I love it when people move to Chicago I wish all of my friends and family lived here are you kidding me

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🕸️c r e e p🕷️chokeneck😵 @crassjerkneck.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

This bit lives in my head rent-free, eats all my snacks, clogs my toilet; I’m so in love it’s annoying youtu.be/4AdHpQW-pEs?...

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The Larry Sanders Show -"Hey Now!" [clip]

YouTube video by Shout! Studios

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🕸️c r e e p🕷️chokeneck😵 @crassjerkneck.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

It should be illegal to make me a beautiful man do 4 hours of HR training

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🕸️c r e e p🕷️chokeneck😵 @crassjerkneck.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Me when she (wait hold on hold on) Me when I (no no wait not that) When she be doinkin’ on my doodle I be like (now that’s what I call posting)

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🕸️c r e e p🕷️chokeneck😵 @crassjerkneck.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Good morning sinners don’t forget to use slurp juice on your apes today

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🕸️c r e e p🕷️chokeneck😵 @crassjerkneck.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The look I give out of state drivers blowing through stop signs on low traffic side streets

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🕸️c r e e p🕷️chokeneck😵 @crassjerkneck.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Lmao it’s not even 0730 and the water department is jackhammering

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🕸️c r e e p🕷️chokeneck😵 @crassjerkneck.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I would respectfully argue that Chicago does indeed have a mayor problem in addition to our alderman problem

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