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Final Fantasy XIV fisher main (she/they). I forget to exist a lot.

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FVBLT 🏳️‍⚧️ @fvblt.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
"Two paths" meme. The boy in the center is labeled 0-0. The good path is labeled "Ecuador-Curaçao" and the evil path is labeled "England-Ghana"
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FVBLT 🏳️‍⚧️ @fvblt.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Feeling a LOT better about Ecuador's loss to Côte d'Ivoire last week lmao. NO SHAME LOSING TO THE BEST
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FVBLT 🏳️‍⚧️ @fvblt.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
What if he shows up and it's just like visibly a totally different guy
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Jaida R.L. Mack | friend of eggbug @jaidamack.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Naveddson Record #4
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Once Upon A Time On The Internet @newgroundsdoc.newgrounds.com · 16/02/2026
25 years ago today, ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US began its worldwide invasion on @newgrounds.com.
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FVBLT 🏳️‍⚧️ @fvblt.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
In 2006 I had a nightmare where Neil Cicierega was riding this dinosaur to hunt me down (so the dinosaur could eat me) and it was named "Goodsie" and now literally 20 years later there's official merchandise of it where it's named that. My mark on the culture. My one accomplishment.
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FVBLT 🏳️‍⚧️ @fvblt.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
@shadowtodd.bsky.social "The Shreds" by Corporate Hearts stops on the word stop twice youtu.be/W_Jj8hpw5Ew
youtu.be
The Shreds
YouTube video by Corporate Hearts - Topic
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FVBLT 🏳️‍⚧️ @fvblt.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Guardian Opinion columnist Adrian Chiles
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FVBLT 🏳️‍⚧️ @fvblt.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Dril tweet: waiting the customary 20 minutes after someone in the group dm says one of their pets died before posting a picture of sponge bob Nutting
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Mega👻Thee🎃Tron @valarmordollars.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
✨👏🏾STANDING OVATION👏🏾✨
Brooke from Let's Not Date posted on Facebook 

"Don't send me an unsolicited picture of your peewee cocktapus unless you want me to...

A: find your mom's Facebook

B: find a picture she uploaded of you reminiscing about what a nice young man you were

C: badly photoshop that into a locket

D: convince you I'm your daughter.

Happy Father's Day Daddy."A screenshot of text messages from him to her begin with a completely covered space where the picture of his penis would have been. 
Brooke replied to this picture of his penis.
Wow it's weird you messaged me today of all days. I was just looking at your profile the other day.

Him: Nice
Did you like what you saw
I can send you more

Brooke: I was a little shocked to be honest.

Him: Why?

Brooke: Well this is going to sound crazy but my dad who I've never met... well it's just his name is also Butch. I don't know his last name but I know he lives in P ...or at least he did... and when I saw your friend request and where you lived my heart dropped.

Him: How old are you

Brooke: 36Him: OK who is your mom

Brooke: I want to answer you for closure but mom asked me to never reach out to you so let's take this slow and find out if it's you first or not. I do have a picture of my dad as a young man...

Him: Show it to me now

Brooke: I keep it in a locket around my neck to keep him close to me.

Him:Jesus That's my senior pictureHim: Erase the picture I sent you
Deplete the picture I sent
Delete
Fucking he'll
Who is your mom
Tiffany
Brandy

Brooke: I can't believe this is really happening. God has blessed us with this moment.

I wish you hadn't sent me a picture of your penis, Dad.

Him: Jesus hell I didn't know
I said delete it
Who is your mom
Where do you live
Delete the picture
Don't tell your mom this ok

Brooke: Happy Father's Day Daddy
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
instantly inspired to write a 1980s dark comedy about a high-end "retirement community" where everything is subtly designed to be extremely dangerous, marketed to the children of rich elderly people who don't want to wait any longer for their inheritance
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ceej @ceej.online · 14/05/2025
he has many good qualities but also many bad qualities 😔
Nextdoor post: Looking to rehome my cat to another good home he has many good qualities but also many bad qualities he's 2 years old, neutered, but has behavioral issues.
He's a beautiful cat. I love him very much but as I said he has very bad qualities along with good ones. I've been trying for 2 years to get him accustomed to living with me however I don't think he likes me too much. I got him from a lady on Craig list as she wasa photo of the cat described in the post, he looks like a normal house cat, ginger fur, very cute, but I guess there is some darkness lurking behind those blue eyes
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American Century of BOO-miliation @johnperich.com · 13/05/2025
I'm on the Signal chat for NYT / Atlantic writers who workshop what bullshit term we'll add to the discourse this year. There's a winner-take-all pot. Help me make "micro-divorce" happen and I'll split it ($650,000) with you.
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Ettin @ettin.itch.io · 05/05/2025
Introducing my Ready Player One-inspired 2000s webcomic tale, Two Peeps and a Seat
I stood on the edge of Mac Hall's roof and looked out across Polymer City. Somewhere out there was the first panel—the first clue to finding the Secret Egg. And here I was, just another cardboard tube samurai looking for a lead.

"So what's the plan?" DoomSpoon asked, his mouth full of Lie Cake.

"Real Life," I said.

"Got it," DoomSpoon's Bob and George-style sprite avatar disappeared as he logged out.

I sighed. DoomSpoon really was the college roomie from hell.We took shelter behind Tycho's TV, in the endless expanse of cables. Jim's skeleton from Penny Arcade's Jim Saga (2001) loomed over us, tangled in N64 AV cables. A grim reminder of our fate if we didn't get moving.

"Alright, where to next?" I asked.

Dave Val'Sarghress checked the map. "Northampton, MA."

"Questionable Content." I looked out across the room, where the Fruit Fucker 2000 had finished off the zombies and started a profoundly unsettling affair with a durian.

"We'll need a robot to blend in."[...]the burning Aoi House behind me.

I ducked and weaved my motorcycle Sparklelord from The Adventures of Dr. McNinja through the streets of Megatokyo. This was it. All I had to do was get to the Keenspot portal with the Mountain Dew before the VG Cats and that panel was mine.

As I passed the Blockbuster, I was interrupted by the roar of a royal dirtbike beside me. King Radical from The Adventures of Dr. McNinja had entered the race.

"No matter how rad you get... you will never get Radical!" he laughed as he pulled ahead. "Ahahahaha!"

The honorable thing to do would be race him, but I had no need for bushido. I punched it even harder and veered towards the shortcut Largo had told me about.

There was only one way to win. I'd have to pass through Cast Page Island — and it was still under construction.I tossed the the paintball gun from Life of Riley aside and pushed through the emergency doors. The hospital supposedly held the next panel, but I had bigger problems right now. My battle with the Four Fiends from 8-Bit Theater had been tougher than I expected, and if I didn't heal up first I would be deader than Black Belt.

I slammed my hands on the counter. "Where's the nearest health kit?"

The receptionist pointed. A thought occurred.

"Oh, fuck off," I said.
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FVBLT 🏳️‍⚧️ @fvblt.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Shouldn't be shocked my family's riding is looking solid conservative, the guy who came to fix my grandma's AC this week was literally a fucking Trump guy and was comfortable just saying that to a customer. A fucking Trump guy!!
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heathcliff, but frog @hopcliff.heathcliff.cat · 25/03/2025
this reads like a shitpost but i am living it
file named "Dark City (Director's Cut) (1998).moflex"

1.06 GB
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Drake: well he humiliated me with music fans, at the Grammys, at the Super Bowl, but surely that’s it. He has reached the limit of getting people to sing along to that song, he cannot go any further, it’s-it’s impossible! It’s over! Kendrick Lamar, eyes sparking with lightning:
COSTA NAVARINO, Greece - After deadly fires devastated much of Los Angeles, organizers of the
2028 Games told the International Olympic Committee on Thursday how the city will rebuild with their help.
Count on Kendrick Lamar, too, to be part of "the greatest show on earth" in three years.
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Cmon Man @grahamgallagher.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
When I'm very brave for taking my shot:
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FVBLT 🏳️‍⚧️ @fvblt.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
I have a vision of people talking about Lac-Saint-Jean dialects the exact same way people talk about Kansai-ben right now.
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Gritty continues to be a real one
Gritty holding a pride flag with the message "love is luv"
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Matt Ghoulberg @mattgoldberg.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
-Believe it or not, Eraserhead is my most spiritual film.
-Elaborate on that.
-No.
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alexandra @bigmoodenergy.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
here come old laptop he come bootin up slowly he got broken touchpad he need one more update he got no space on this pc one thing i can tell you its got no warranty
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
you remember this taste. it tastes like home. it tastes like her. you take another bite. her lips are so distant now. her face softening in your memory: another bite. you don't remember sitting down in this diner: another bite. you don't remember ordering this: another bite. you don't remember dying
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skELLY @ellyzoe.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
You guys, my kid just discovered a *whole book* of poems in French that, when read in French, sound like mother goose rhymes in English (but said with a heavy French accent). They are grammatical in French! 😵‍💫 The one below is Humpty Dumpty. This is depraved and wonderful. I love/hate it.
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big foul 🎃🦇 @bigmood.bsky.social · 22/09/2024
every squad has that one apocryphal homie
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FVBLT 🏳️‍⚧️ @fvblt.bsky.social · 20/09/2024
Lmao
Screenshot of two tweets: "if you used r/polandball as a teen you're not gonna make it"

"I will forever be a u/FVBLT stan"
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FVBLT 🏳️‍⚧️ @fvblt.bsky.social · 16/09/2024
I was on bluesky before it had 200K users. I am so bad at social media that I have under 100 followers in spite of logging in basically every day lmaooooo
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FVBLT 🏳️‍⚧️ @fvblt.bsky.social · 11/09/2024
My favorite part of the debate was when trump brought up the assassination attempt because he was clearly mad nobody cares and I haven't seen a single person mention it at all that he did that
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FVBLT 🏳️‍⚧️ @fvblt.bsky.social · 04/09/2024
Twitter right now
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jordan! @jordanjamboree.pittbert.gay · 04/09/2023
happy holiday
The homestar runner todaybor day is Labor Day
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FVBLT 🏳️‍⚧️ @fvblt.bsky.social · 09/08/2024
Wish there was a suitable substitute with the same punch as "man up" because it feels weird to say that the thing that finally made me man up about needles was giving myself a biweekly estrogen injection
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 22/04/2024
A man clasps his head and says "wow, I have so many mental problems." He considers this for a second and says "but maybe if I..." Later the man has now transitioned into a woman. She says "hey, this solved like 70 percent of my mental problems." She then squints and says "slightly pissed it didn't solve the remaining 30 percent."
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 28/02/2024
The AI-generated "script" the actors were given for the Glasgow Wonka event is.. something. Aside from featuring staging and effects that would be impressive for a moderately-sized West End spectacular, its stage directions also dictate, in detail, precisely how delighted the audience will be.
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FVBLT 🏳️‍⚧️ @fvblt.bsky.social · 10/02/2024
beautiful fishing interactions happening in final fantasy xiv tonight
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 06/02/2024
I do not Fucking recall them asking the blue sky elders permission to open registration to commoners .
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FVBLT 🏳️‍⚧️ @fvblt.bsky.social · 02/02/2024
Ok seriously is Nate Silver ok? He posted a comparison of scientific inventions from the decade of the 1900s (one of the most scientifically productive decades in all of human history) vs 2000s and said it was evidence of secular stagnation, and listed his source as LLMs. Someone take his computer.
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i'm a punk rocker, yes i am @elvenbeebun.bsky.social · 02/01/2024
I bring you... my silly little comics. Saw a tik tok this morning about British Museum recognizing emperor Elagabalus as a trans woman 🏳️‍⚧️, and I just had to draw this. #art #украрт
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FVBLT 🏳️‍⚧️ @fvblt.bsky.social · 24/12/2023
Nate Silver is Going Through It
Tweet from nate silver reading "I'm an extremely honest thinker who isn't beholden to anyone and has a lot of hands-on life experience at a quirkily wide array of activities. If you don't like the package, please unfollow, but I think I'm providing a POV you won't get anywhere else."
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FVBLT 🏳️‍⚧️ @fvblt.bsky.social · 11/12/2023
Was Nate Silver always like this or did something just break inside him in the last few years? I feel like he completely lost it during the 2022 midterms but maybe he was always this bad and I was just oblivious
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FVBLT 🏳️‍⚧️ @fvblt.bsky.social · 27/10/2023
YESSS AZURE AND THE OMEGA! Almost 24 cumulative hours of prog but we finally cleared O12S, probably my favorite fight in the game that I've cleared now. But now I'm sad that the group goes on hiatus until the new year...
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FVBLT 🏳️‍⚧️ @fvblt.bsky.social · 11/10/2023
I swear to god everyone has a migraine this week. I had one, my wife had one, a dozen people I know online had one. I blame the Very Loud Noise activating our vaccine nanobots
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FVBLT 🏳️‍⚧️ @fvblt.bsky.social · 30/09/2023
@shadowtodd.bsky.social Just watched your deluxe STOP supercut and I don't think I saw "Addvice" by Days N Daze in there- can I nominate that for inclusion in the Ultra Deluxe supercut in 6 years? www.youtube.com/watch?v=V84N...
youtube.com
Days N Daze - Addvice (Official Video)
Off 'Show Me The Blueprints.' Days N Daze's Fat Wreck Chords Debut.Buy: https://fatwreck.com/collections/all-releases/products/show-me-the-blueprintsMusic vi...
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FVBLT 🏳️‍⚧️ @fvblt.bsky.social · 22/09/2023
Wooo as of last night my blue mage static is Mightier Than the Sigma! O8S is super fun and also we only cleared because of incredible luck as our tank forgot to face Kefka to the side after BOTH forsaken 3 and 4.
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FVBLT 🏳️‍⚧️ @fvblt.bsky.social · 22/09/2023
The emotion I feel seeing this is indescribable. Lily is a historical figure at this point
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FVBLT 🏳️‍⚧️ @fvblt.bsky.social · 03/09/2023
I was a fool and did not clear Voidcast Dais EX during the first two weeks, but today after over 20 cumulative hours of "prog," I have finally cleared. Lesson learned and I am clearing zeromus week 1.
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Robin Brooks @assumptionprime.bsky.social · 01/09/2023
"I just don't think that's going to happen."
Comic, two panels
Panel 1: Robin speaking on her phone, clearly distressed, tears in her eyes: "I'm telling you that I'm scared. These people-- the kind of people you vote for-- want to take my health care, my rights away from me. I'm afraid I'm going to have to leave my home." The voice from the phone answers: "Well,"
Large dialogue text in a large white space between panels: "I just don't think that's going to happen."
Panel 2: Robin, wide eyes still tearing up, stares in disbelief at her phone.Comic, six panels. P3: Headline on Utah banning gender affirming care for minors, and other states considering the same P4: Headline on states beginning to target trans health care for adults P5: Robin looking at a tablet. P6: Robin on a couch, watching TV. Voice on TV: "After the anti-LGBTQ+ campaign prompted several protests and bomb threats made against the Boston facility, the group has now turned its gaze toward the Gender Health Program at Vanderbilt Medical Center in Nashville." P7: Headlines on Tennessee's broad and vague drag ban, Missouri banning transgender care for minors, and restricting coverage for adults Tennessee ban on gender affirming health care for trans kids. Headlines accompanied by a map of anti-trans legislation in US states. P8: Robin's spouse Jordan looking up from her laptop toward Robin, who has tears in her eyes. Jordan says "That's it. We're leaving."Comic, six panels. Panel 9: Robin taping a cardboard box, looking over her shoulder toward Jordan, who is saying something as she walks holding another box. More boxes are behind them. Panel 10: Robin sitting at a table with a stack of paperwork and holding a pen. She is leaning back and groaning: "Eughhhhhh" Panel 11: Robin standing with three friends, embracing as one of them speaks "I'm glad we got to see you before you left. We'll miss you." Panel 12: Jordan and Robin standing by the trunk of their car, several bags and suitcases loaded into the back. Jordan is shoving things in, grumbling "It WILL fit!" Robin, holding a vacuum bag of full of clothing not yet in the trunk, looks unsure. Panel 13: Robin and Jordan standing in the empty house. Robin looks upset, Jordan has a comforting hand on her shoulder. Panel 14: Jordan and robin sitting in the very full car, their dog in the back seat. Jordan is driving, Robin in the passenger seat looking out the window.Comic, two panels
Panel 15: Robin, still in the passenger seat of the car, now propping her head up with her hand on her cheek. She is looking down, seeming morose.
Large dialogue text in a large white space between panels: "I just don't think that's going to happen."
Panel 16: closer shot on Robin. Her gaze has shifted outside the window, her expression is now bitter, with tears gathering in her eyes.
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FVBLT 🏳️‍⚧️ @fvblt.bsky.social · 28/08/2023
There is something incredibly funny about watching the people who screamed "git gud!!" for a decade get absolutely bodied by some AC6 fight for days and then have to live with the knowledge that fucking Calliope Mori cleared it in less than 10 minutes
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FVBLT 🏳️‍⚧️ @fvblt.bsky.social · 26/08/2023
Finally watched Skinamarink, and I really liked it but I can't think of a single person in my life I would recommend it to who hasn't already seen it. Everyone I know at the intersection of "likes artsy experimental film" and "likes horror movies" already recommended it to me...
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FVBLT 🏳️‍⚧️ @fvblt.bsky.social · 26/08/2023
Bit of a long shot but for any trans people on BlueSky who do injections: I do a biweekly shot, but I want to switch the week I do the shot in. What's the play here? Do I do a half dose one week and then back to full dose a week later? Do I cycle at 13 days until it's totally shifted?
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Wraith LaFrentz 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 18/08/2023
It's funny that if Bluesky ever does take off, Jack Dorsey will go down as the undisputed king of microblogging platforms and he will have absolutely no idea what makes any of this good or why anyone uses this. It'd be like if the inventor of the dishwasher was a dalmatian.
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