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jalepeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 15h
Executive Order: "data center" = "computer house" now. Don't like it? Kiss my grits!!!!
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Not sure who needs to hear this but admitting you're wrong doesn't kill you instantly
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jalepeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's "The Boys Are Back In Town" weather
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jalepeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 03/10/2023
Onion headline reading:

"LOCAL - Man Puts Glass Of Water On Bedside Table In Case He Needs To Make Huge Mess In Middle Of Night"
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Deviant Libation @deviantlibation.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
SUNDAY SERVICE FEATURING MELISSA GRADY | MIKE INGOLD | NICK EWING + OPEN MIC

4-7pm

$5 suggested
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jalepeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
At the airport the other day, I sat near a young lady who clearly had every plastic surgery available, presumably recently. Objectively she was beautiful, but her skin had the quality of one of those plastic playground slides, yellow & wet with dew. The Ocarina of Time remake reminds me of her face
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jalepeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Friend this morning is watching one of the politics yelling channels. I said to him wow, it's crazy pleasant out... beautiful sunrise, temperature... the air, man! "Aren't there mosquitos though? There have been 100 confirmed cases of dengue fever." I hadn't thought of that. Better log on here.
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jalepeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You catch more flies being honey than vinegar.
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jalepeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You should tell your friends in Tampa to go to this (&/or attend yourself)! The absolute best people will be there, including you. That is, unless you aren't someone targeted by extremist political agendas or an ally of them!
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jalepeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Beauty can be found almost anywhere in Nature, if only you care to look
Two snail shells sitting on rock. The  helix winds down to a small, nipplelike point. #snail #maine #bigNaturals
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jalepeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I love David Lynch
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jalepeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Every morning I put on my Joker makeup one color at a time, same as you
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jalepeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
For the last time, ACAB does NOT include Columbo. 1) He's a detective, not a "cop" 2) DETECTIVE Columbo is a model of positive masculinity 3) Basically only goes after rich white people Does this sound like a "cop" to you? Final warning about this btw, or we will have to get the "cops" involved.
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jalepeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
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jalepeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Photographic memory for shit that doesn't matter
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jalepeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
For the last time, ACAB does NOT include Columbo. 1) He's a detective, not a "cop" 2) DETECTIVE Columbo is a model of positive masculinity 3) Basically only goes after rich white people Does this sound like a "cop" to you? Final warning about this btw, or we will have to get the "cops" involved.
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jalepeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Do not play difficult to obtain with me
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jalepeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Intended to post this to a different app but I'll post here too. Was wondering why it was so easy to add alt text. Anyway, yesterday's sunset & tonight's moon
Sunset above some signs and a parking lot. Many hues of pink purples and orange in the cloudsSunset above some signs and a parking lot. Yellow street lights are bright against the greys and blues in the cloudsSunset above a parking lot. One of the street lights looks like a spire puncturing the blue grey clouds swirlin around it with yellow glowA waxing crescent moon
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jalepeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It is the wise man indeed who checks there's milk 'fore he pours his cereal
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ceej @ceej.online · 14/09/2026
economists report that everything fun is now 2x more expensive year over year, while everything boring is now 4-6x more expensive
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jalepeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Top scientists at the Torment Nexus megacorporation estimate a >10% chance of the Torment Nexus reducing all suffering in the universe to a single point of infinite pain within the decade. This is why we need to invest heavily in the extraction of "Untormented," or what are known as "Clean" souls
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jalepeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I will be content once the sun is my boss
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jalepeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I want one of those trucks with train wheels on the bottom. I want one of those almost more than I want a train
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jalepeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
One must imagine Sisyphus juggling work and family
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sid @sidvicious.ca · 12/09/2026
something something lou reed, banana
a pixel art drawing of a minion playing a guitar and the words hey babe take a walk on the wild side
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jalepeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
2001 A Year for Positive Faith
2001 A Year for Positive Faith. & it's a guy holding kid in his arms in a ray of sunshine
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jalepeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Fake Neon Genesis Evangelion title card says: "Zohran for New York City - Episode: 1 Trans Sharia"

Generated using: https://kychou.net/eva-title/
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jalepeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
James S. Donaldson University was founded in 2039. Today, it is home to one of the most prestigious psychology departments in the Eastern Canadian Annex, and is the largest state university in New Florida by student enrollment.
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jalepeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Nothing makes less sense than love, except maybe hate
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jalepeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This looks and feels intentional
From e-filing portal FAQ:

"Are there any plans to force Clerk's (sic) to be consistent?"

It is a goal of the Supreme Court Chief Justice to standardize the E-Filing in Florida among all jurisdictions.
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jalepeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Somewhere in the darkness, the grifter he broke even, and in his final words I found an ace that I can keep ("Counting or not counting gang violence?")
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jalepeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Charlie Kirk Day isn't until October 14th and yet people are celebrating earlier and earlier every year
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jalepeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
As someone who grown to understand and respect the difficulty of balancing theory with practicality, I choose to believe there is wisdom in whatever software running the gas pump prompts you first if you want a receipt
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jalepeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Free gourmet sandwich idea for small business owners: meat of dubious origin on white bread, a bed of unwashed iceberg lettuce & slopping wet with this sauce. "The Sam Altman"
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jalepeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I don't understand why anyone likes liquorice
Slime brand tire repair plugs
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ɢʀᴇᴇɴʜᴏʀɴ ꜰᴏᴏᴛᴘᴀᴅ @colourmode.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
I miss physical media!
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jalepeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Having a few regrets for breakfast
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deuteronomy @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
My struggles are amazing
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jalepeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The Parasol Corporation
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 01/09/2026
i don't think i should be required to work hard and do a good job when everyone with power over my life barely works and does a bad job
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jalepeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
This website is so annoying. I had 30+ notifications & wondered what dumb shit I said this time. I clicked in and realized it was a glitch, so I was annoyed for basically the opposite of why I expected to be, which itself is different from the main reason I log on at all (to become annoyed)
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jalepeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
A kobold is more of a house spirit, whereas a gnome is an earth elemental, a mine spirit. They're completely different, you moron. You fucking ignoramus
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jalepeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Hey I just want to let you know you were and are still a terrible mother but I love you anyway ❤️
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jalepeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I wonder what would be the funniest in-flight movie to put on in this situation
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The person you should all be voting for in the most influential Bluesky thing is Kyle MacLachlan who has made exactly one post and it was a reply to someone and it was a hot dog
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jalepeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Cat was making biscuits on my stomach so I flexed my abs and he popped like a mosquito
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krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
(Watching the ocean of Solaris resolve itself into a formation in the unmistakable likeness of Peter Griffin) Holy crap
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jalepeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Currently helping move a house that has a library with a rolling ladder and all. I stopped being in awe & thinking it was cool after 3 trips up and down. The track system is wonky as hell and it feels about as stable as you'd expect a ladder with wheels on bottom to be. I no longer want this for me.
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jalepeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I can't believe they even allowed dog fighting on this platform in the first place
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Maybe we should turn off the internet for an hour a day. If it goes well, maybe we do two hours.
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