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jalepeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 6h
Environmental storytelling-ass state
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jalepeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 6h
My homeland! Enjoy the resplendent beauty of basically the exact things you already took pictures of. This isn't an apology, but truly, I am sorry for the number of Cybertrucks you probably saw
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jalepeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Executive Order: "data center" = "computer house" now. Don't like it? Kiss my grits!!!!
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Not sure who needs to hear this but admitting you're wrong doesn't kill you instantly
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jalepeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's "The Boys Are Back In Town" weather
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Deviant Libation @deviantlibation.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
SUNDAY SERVICE FEATURING MELISSA GRADY | MIKE INGOLD | NICK EWING + OPEN MIC

4-7pm

$5 suggested
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jalepeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This really does feel like some David Lynch shit if you let it loop a few times
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jalepeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Two plump & pointy acorns
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jalepeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
At the airport the other day, I sat near a young lady who clearly had every plastic surgery available, presumably recently. Objectively she was beautiful, but her skin had the quality of one of those plastic playground slides, yellow & wet with dew. The Ocarina of Time remake reminds me of her face
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jalepeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Friend this morning is watching one of the politics yelling channels. I said to him wow, it's crazy pleasant out... beautiful sunrise, temperature... the air, man! "Aren't there mosquitos though? There have been 100 confirmed cases of dengue fever." I hadn't thought of that. Better log on here.
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jalepeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You catch more flies being honey than vinegar.
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jalepeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You should tell your friends in Tampa to go to this (&/or attend yourself)! The absolute best people will be there, including you. That is, unless you aren't someone targeted by extremist political agendas or an ally of them!
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jalepeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
#manifesting
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jalepeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Beauty can be found almost anywhere in Nature, if only you care to look
Two snail shells sitting on rock. The  helix winds down to a small, nipplelike point. #snail #maine #bigNaturals
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jalepeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I love David Lynch
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jalepeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Every morning I put on my Joker makeup one color at a time, same as you
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jalepeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
For the last time, ACAB does NOT include Columbo. 1) He's a detective, not a "cop" 2) DETECTIVE Columbo is a model of positive masculinity 3) Basically only goes after rich white people Does this sound like a "cop" to you? Final warning about this btw, or we will have to get the "cops" involved.
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jalepeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
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jalepeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Photographic memory for shit that doesn't matter
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jalepeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
For the last time, ACAB does NOT include Columbo. 1) He's a detective, not a "cop" 2) DETECTIVE Columbo is a model of positive masculinity 3) Basically only goes after rich white people Does this sound like a "cop" to you? Final warning about this btw, or we will have to get the "cops" involved.
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jalepeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Do not play difficult to obtain with me
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jalepeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Intended to post this to a different app but I'll post here too. Was wondering why it was so easy to add alt text. Anyway, yesterday's sunset & tonight's moon
Sunset above some signs and a parking lot. Many hues of pink purples and orange in the cloudsSunset above some signs and a parking lot. Yellow street lights are bright against the greys and blues in the cloudsSunset above a parking lot. One of the street lights looks like a spire puncturing the blue grey clouds swirlin around it with yellow glowA waxing crescent moon
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jalepeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This service would have been useful to me today
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jalepeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It is the wise man indeed who checks there's milk 'fore he pours his cereal
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ceej @ceej.online · 14/09/2026
economists report that everything fun is now 2x more expensive year over year, while everything boring is now 4-6x more expensive
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jalepeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Top scientists at the Torment Nexus megacorporation estimate a >10% chance of the Torment Nexus reducing all suffering in the universe to a single point of infinite pain within the decade. This is why we need to invest heavily in the extraction of "Untormented," or what are known as "Clean" souls
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jalepeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I will be content once the sun is my boss
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jalepeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I want one of those trucks with train wheels on the bottom. I want one of those almost more than I want a train
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jalepeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
One must imagine Sisyphus juggling work and family
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sid @sidvicious.ca · 12/09/2026
something something lou reed, banana
a pixel art drawing of a minion playing a guitar and the words hey babe take a walk on the wild side
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jalepeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
MAGA guy I work with is loudly unhappy with Donald Trump. I just pretend not to know anything about politics, so I think I'm getting unvarnished opinions. He's still racist, aggrieved by "blue hair bitches," and of course "that bitch woman judge" presiding over his child support hearing
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jalepeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
2001 A Year for Positive Faith
2001 A Year for Positive Faith. & it's a guy holding kid in his arms in a ray of sunshine
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jalepeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Fake Neon Genesis Evangelion title card says: "Zohran for New York City - Episode: 1 Trans Sharia"

Generated using: https://kychou.net/eva-title/
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jalepeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
James S. Donaldson University was founded in 2039. Today, it is home to one of the most prestigious psychology departments in the Eastern Canadian Annex, and is the largest state university in New Florida by student enrollment.
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jalepeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Nothing makes less sense than love, except maybe hate
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jalepeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"An email with information provided has been sent to Florida Courts E-Filing Portal support team." 👍
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jalepeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This looks and feels intentional
From e-filing portal FAQ:

"Are there any plans to force Clerk's (sic) to be consistent?"

It is a goal of the Supreme Court Chief Justice to standardize the E-Filing in Florida among all jurisdictions.
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jalepeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Never count your gang violence 🎶 While you're sitting at the table There'll be time enough for countin' When the griftin's done
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jalepeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Somewhere in the darkness, the grifter he broke even, and in his final words I found an ace that I can keep ("Counting or not counting gang violence?")
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jalepeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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jalepeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Charlie Kirk Day isn't until October 14th and yet people are celebrating earlier and earlier every year
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jalepeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
As someone who grown to understand and respect the difficulty of balancing theory with practicality, I choose to believe there is wisdom in whatever software running the gas pump prompts you first if you want a receipt
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jalepeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Free gourmet sandwich idea for small business owners: meat of dubious origin on white bread, a bed of unwashed iceberg lettuce & slopping wet with this sauce. "The Sam Altman"
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jalepeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I don't understand why anyone likes liquorice
Slime brand tire repair plugs
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ɢʀᴇᴇɴʜᴏʀɴ ꜰᴏᴏᴛᴘᴀᴅ @colourmode.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
I miss physical media!
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jalepeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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jalepeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Found a blank graph paper notebook on a wall otherwise dedicated to engineering and architecture textbooks from the 1950s
A Dragonball Z spiral notebook
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jalepeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Having a few regrets for breakfast
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corpse eating dog @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
My struggles are amazing
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jalepeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The Parasol Corporation
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