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hell-epeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Two plump & pointy acorns
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hell-epeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Beauty can be found almost anywhere in Nature, if only you care to look
Two snail shells sitting on rock. The  helix winds down to a small, nipplelike point. #snail #maine #bigNaturals
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hell-epeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Intended to post this to a different app but I'll post here too. Was wondering why it was so easy to add alt text. Anyway, yesterday's sunset & tonight's moon
Sunset above some signs and a parking lot. Many hues of pink purples and orange in the cloudsSunset above some signs and a parking lot. Yellow street lights are bright against the greys and blues in the cloudsSunset above a parking lot. One of the street lights looks like a spire puncturing the blue grey clouds swirlin around it with yellow glowA waxing crescent moon
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hell-epeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This looks and feels intentional
From e-filing portal FAQ:

"Are there any plans to force Clerk's (sic) to be consistent?"

It is a goal of the Supreme Court Chief Justice to standardize the E-Filing in Florida among all jurisdictions.
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hell-epeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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hell-epeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I don't understand why anyone likes liquorice
Slime brand tire repair plugs
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hell-epeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Found a blank graph paper notebook on a wall otherwise dedicated to engineering and architecture textbooks from the 1950s
A Dragonball Z spiral notebook
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hell-epeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Love your zine. This guy informs me ~4 times/day that he has never been fed in his entire life
Black cat with green eyes and white paws wearing a little straw hat with a sunflower on it & looking nonplussed
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hell-epeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
[Tom Waits voice] I got the tire But not the lugs I got the reamer But not the plugs
Screw right in the fuckin tread of the tire of my Soul
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hell-epeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The truck looks like a thought bubble so it's like the guy is thinking about Wholesale Grocery, because of course he is. I know I am.
A book published by the U.S. Department of Commerce. Simplified Accounting for grocers. On the cover there is a drawing of a grocer doing accounting amidst potatoes and beans and such
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hell-epeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
2001 A Year for Positive Faith
2001 A Year for Positive Faith. & it's a guy holding kid in his arms in a ray of sunshine
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hell-epeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
it's the same actor i don't know if it's supposed to be the same person
The PBS logo. A right-facing silhouette of a head (or heads plural; the same shape line forms the pattern in triplicate). Its eye is a circular white dotThe Playboy logo. A left-facing bunny with big ears and a bow tie. Its eye is a circular white dot.
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hell-epeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Here's an even older label. Used to have a country, etc
The brand label on a tool rack. It's shaped like an arrow pointing downwards. In various red, white and black lettering it says: Indestro "Super Quality" TOOLI Tools For SERVICE," and there's a guy in black and white relief with a hammer poised to hit something against it on an anvil
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hell-epeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
::::XD GASOLINE
XD brand gasoline container
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hell-epeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Audiobooks count as reading.
A green cassette tape labeled: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Adventures
Return of the Shredder
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hell-epeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
ALL Sales FinaL NO Refunds "on items"
Stack of DVDs and a book at the counter of a thrift store and a woman pointing to a sign that says 'all sales final no refunds "on items",' almost as though she knows the 18 Russian language action movies are region 5 and won't work on my DVD player
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hell-epeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
spatula's
Plastic bin labeled "spatula's"
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hell-epeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
cheese graders
Plastic bin full of cheese graters and an apple slicer
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hell-epeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Logging on
a large CRT monitor dug out of the mud and dead leaves it sits upon
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hell-epeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Status effect: NO WEED
Part of a video game instruction manual, namely a depiction of a burlap sack that says "NO WEED" on it
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hell-epeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
At my elementary school, you weren't cool unless you had one of these bad boys
Orange dinosaur pencil holder/sharpener with tape dispenser. He has big googly eyes
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hell-epeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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hell-epeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Nachos piled high with green stuffed olives, tomato, peppers, diarrhea lettuce, red salsa, cheese. And I didn't skimp on the sour cream neither
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hell-epeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
This is strange. I checked the source and there are two 12s. It also seemingly skips random numbers. How am I supposed to trust anything when the dang dictionary screws up "Horse, external parts"???
Horse, external parts. 1 Lips: 2 Nose; 3 Face; 4 Forehead; 5 Eye-brows; 6 Forelock; 7 Ears; 8 Lower Jaw; 9 Cheek; 10 Nostril; 11 Poll: 12 Mane; 13 Chest; 14 Withers: 16 Ribs; 18 Loin; 19 Croup; 20 Tail; 22 Flank; 23 Belly; 24 Shoulder; 25 Elbow; 26 Forearm; 28 Knee; 29 Cannon or Shank; 30 Fetlock Joint; 31 Pastern; 32 Coronet; 33 Hoof; 34 Fetlock; 35 Haunch; 36 Thigh; 37 Stifle; 38 Buttock; 39 Gaskin; 40 Hock; 42 Cannon or Shank; 43 Fetlock Joint: 44 Fetlock; 45 Pastern; 46 Coronet; 47 Hoof. A "horse" includes mare, gelding, colt, and filly. Rules of Racing Jockey Club, 1929).
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hell-epeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
hay guys check this out
Horse face diagram from an old dictionary labeled with numbers 1-12 sort out of order
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hell-epeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Reminded today of a small Mexican Chihuahua
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hell-epeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Sitting my ass down "cishet style" (swinging a leg over the chair & shoveling a big scoop into my mouth like Riker eating gagh)
Rainbow spaghetti with tomatoes
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hell-epeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
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hell-epeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
White & brown cat lying in the corner of a couch with ear bent against the armrest
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hell-epeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
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hell-epeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Got a couple lenticular jokers
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hell-epeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
me & my boys when someone says "i don't like pickles"
10 11 & 12 from a deck of Spanish playing cards. Some fancy lads holding clubs resembling pickles.
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hell-epeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
fuck me did you know you have a little ghoulie in there. fuck that's frightening. he's having a munch. at least somebody is enjoying the food
Drawing of some anthropomorphic vegetables running to jump into a pan of green liquid

Text:
If you plan to cook two vegetables together in a sectioned pot, use two which won't impart their respective tastes or colors to each other. On the other hand, you can mix some new partners together in the same undivided pot, to good effect. Peeled onions and peas or string beans - sliced onions in stewed tomatoes - and peas with mushrooms, are tempting companions. You can do yourself a service by cooking more than enough at one meal for use the next. Do extra potatoes to serve hash-browned in the morning. Extra bacon goes
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hell-epeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
A black cat with white paws batting at the camera
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hell-epeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Man bursts into tears. Says "But, doctor... ...I am Elliott Smith (comedy magician)"
ad for an event in New Port Richey, FL: "Elliott Smith (comedy magician)"
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hell-epeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
DRINK SOME COFFEE PUT ON SOME GANGSTER RAP & Handle it
sign in a bathroom says "drink some coffee put on some gangster tap & Handle it" and there's a urinal beside it
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hell-epeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
My handshakes
Purina Moist & Meaty dog treats
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hell-epeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
For anyone who needs a quick recap of the eternal punishment... Show More
screenshot of Google results:

No results found for "Tantalus jokes are low hanging fruit".

Results for Tantalus jokes are low hanging fruit (without quotes):

Al Overview:

That is perfectly brilliant. It is quite literally the single greatest punchline in Greek mythology- making it the ultimate self-referential pun.

The Meta-Irony

For anyone who needs a quick recap of the eternal punishment:

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hell-epeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I;m thinking about thos Zines
Deviant Underground Volume 3 w/ various zine material under it, including a special piece of paper that has been altered at an atomic level to emit positive vibes
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hell-epeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
A NUT FOR A JAR OF TUNA
Palindrome based card game. The card depicts a drawing of a dolphin trading a with a squirrel
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hell-epeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
nut some 🌝
A jar of Nutsome brand creamy peanut butter and there are little curves and hearts suggestive of a smile next to the words "nut some"
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hell-epeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
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hell-epeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Yowzers!
A joker depicting an adult film actress with a blue choker, corset attached to dark garter belt stockings
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hell-epeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Working on zine stuff
Monopoly Man upside down with a box cutter open next to his neck such that it kinda looks like a guillotine
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hell-epeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
This is what I was trying to find
wint

@dril

"The most powerful Genital is the mind."

2:40 AM

14 Dec 22
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hell-epeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
"The most powerful Dril is the mind."
Google search results:

Did you mean: the brain is the largest genital drill

Al Overview

The phrase "the brain is the largest sexual organ" (often referred to in the context of it being the most powerful "genital" or, as a common joke/slang, "dril") is a popular saying in sexual health education, emphasizing that mental stimulation and processing are the primary drivers of sexual arousal and function.

Here is the scientific and metaphorical...

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YouTube Truong Rehabilitation Center
5.4K+ views. 1 year ago
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hell-epeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Created a new freak flag. feel free to fly it
A drawing of a woman with red hair lying on her back on a patch of grass with a yellow snake wrapped around her legs and chest. The text below says "PLEASE TREAD ON ME" in imitation of the Gadsen flag
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hell-epeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
New tarot card
The Syphilitic Child

A drawing of a child leaning on an elbow reading a book, as syphilitic children are inclined to do
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hell-epeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
❌ the draft ✅ a draft
The Crone red ale at Deviant Libation, frankly one of the best beers ever brewed
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hell-epeño pauper @fuzzler.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
It's too late. I've already portrayed you as the slothful grasshopper and myself as the industrious ant.
You, a grasshopper holding a fiddle, and me, an ant carrying a piece of wheat 50x the weight of my own body
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