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Tolarian Community College @tolariancommunitycollege.com · 01/08/2026
I fucking hate AI almost as much as I hate the sniveling asshole billionaires and shithole corporations who have all forced it into every conceivable spot in our lives. It literally makes everything worse and it makes us worse and I fucking hate it.
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Laurie Loves Data @laurelann.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
70% of the world’s population has universal healthcare, but not the US We are the only highly developed nation without it Our healthcare is twice as expensive as the average wealthy nation US ranks last among industrial nations for deaths that could be prevented with timely access to healthcare
Universal health care map
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Daniel José Older @djolder.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Give "Control Salt Delete" kid a medal you cowards
A list of snowplow name suggestions from kindergarten thru 4th grade classes including "Control Salt Delete"
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Two kids are trapped in a darkened hjouse with no windows. One says "damn bro, looks like we got skinamarkinked." The other brother asks "how are we gonna get out of this one?" Suddenly the Kook Aid man bursts through a wall and says "OH YEAH!!!" He extends his hand and says "come with me if you want to live." The brothers seem delighted.
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Gavin Verhey @gavinverhey.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Knowing Magic is the biggest hack for learning board games because... "Okay so this is essentially your mana, this can be used as an instant, and this is an enchantment. Oh, and this space lets you Time Walk. Yeah, it's really good." #wotcstaff
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onion person @junlper.beer · 25/12/2024
just killed some guy who said merry christmas to me
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Conspiratorial templates @mynamehear.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Owners of Tesla Cyberchunk, a hunk of metal with no moving parts, report significant maintenance issues, explosions
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Siobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
We have entered the season of no meal rules. Dessert is breakfast. Dinner is lunch. A snack is an entire honey-mustard ham
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terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
It’s so important to equip gear that provides high protection against psychic attacks before sitting down for Christmas dinner with your family
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
A waterbed filled with gravy and I’m drinking that fucker with a straw like a giant, super delicious Capri Sun.
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 19/12/2024
We are so stupid it rocks
A map of all ufo sightings from 1906-2014, pretty much all in the US
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Coop @riderstrike.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
I was sort of talking with folks about this other night, but in context to today… I don’t want a flavorless slurry of “anime content” I want 1 of 3 things out of my anime meals 1. A 5-star dining experience 2. Junky comfort food 3. A violent case of food poisoning that I’ll always remember
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fumbledorefgc.bsky.social @fumbledorefgc.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
First day on Bluesky and suddenly remembered why I tried so hard to not talk politics on Twitter. I've seen so many AI Trump memes I could prompt him from memory
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
the belief that low IQ is correlated to the amount of things you can jack off to; i.e. you can jack off to a sandwich if youre stupid enough
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collin (enjoys sitting) @bussyrizzler.nyc · 20/12/2024
rewatching the Gilmore girls they would’ve loved chappell roan
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
“the hawk tuah girl has been milkshake ducked by her memecoin” i say as the neurologist schedules me for an emergency MRI
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Kara Buchanan 🏳️‍⚧️ @magicariot.com · 20/12/2024
if you can't handle me at my eepiest, you can't handle me at my uncontrollably sobbing while watching magical girl anime
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
I don't think I want a new year this time around, I want a gently used year like a 2015 or maybe a 1998 if it's in good shape idk
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fumbledorefgc.bsky.social @fumbledorefgc.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Driving through the Snow in Boston should award the Purple Heart
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fumbledorefgc.bsky.social @fumbledorefgc.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
I feel like authors could do a lot more with stupid crossovers Exhibit A:
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