collin (enjoys sitting) @bussyrizzler.nyc · 05/08/2026hey howdy :) miss u guys. been busy with the new job. hard to check all the socials and bluesky fell thru the cracks. if u wanna chat or catch up im always active on my instagram still bc im pathetic!!! 2580
collin (enjoys sitting) @bussyrizzler.nyc · 03/07/2026I’m now a GTM Engineer at a startup which basically means actually I have no idea but it’s a lot of work 8481
collin (enjoys sitting) @bussyrizzler.nyc · 03/07/2026this new job is so overwhelming and I’m so stressed already but at least it’s not toxic and I’m getting paid well but lol I’m baby 5570
collin (enjoys sitting) @bussyrizzler.nyc · 28/06/2026sorry I’m not on here as much pls don’t hate me I just finished infinite jest :) 2490
collin (enjoys sitting) @bussyrizzler.nyc · 20/05/2026getting brainmogged applying to early startups everyone has ivy pedigree and ur pedigree is Otto the Orange 1271
collin (enjoys sitting) @bussyrizzler.nyc · 20/05/2026An hour and a half case study job interview, being grilled on the spot, needs to be offset by Beach House in the AirPods meandering in the sun 0300
collin (enjoys sitting) @bussyrizzler.nyc · 18/05/2026back from vacation tattered bruised and burned as per usual. Usually I get injured a little more on my trips so this was a good result 73533
collin (enjoys sitting) @bussyrizzler.nyc · 17/05/2026no plane WiFi can’t afk runescape leagues i want to be frozen in a chamber 0160
collin (enjoys sitting) @bussyrizzler.nyc · 17/05/2026*2012 tumblr influencer voice* it’s okay to not be okay 1400
collin (enjoys sitting) @bussyrizzler.nyc · 17/05/2026TSA line was actually no line I walked up to the agent and yea and so but I’m here 2 hours early again 3200
collin (enjoys sitting) @bussyrizzler.nyc · 17/05/2026being out at late the night before an early flight is such a thing in my life that I wish I had better a planning brain to avoid this 1260
collin (enjoys sitting) @bussyrizzler.nyc · 16/05/2026feeling sexy might put myself out there for a gay sports league and not be chosen for any team and totally embarrass myself 3370
collin (enjoys sitting) @bussyrizzler.nyc · 16/05/2026street skidding your arm the first day of your pool/hot tub vacation and not being able to go inside a pool or hot tub because arm burns so bad 4160
collin (enjoys sitting) @bussyrizzler.nyc · 14/05/2026sprinted after my uber drive bc I was waiting 45 minutes in the ride share area and he kept missing the entrance circling the airport over and over and over and over again 5520
collin (enjoys sitting) @bussyrizzler.nyc · 14/05/2026do u ever sprint so fast its like too fast for your own physiology and you end up falling face first bc ur legs cant keep up 2251
collin (enjoys sitting) @bussyrizzler.nyc · 08/05/2026I love going for in person interviews fuck this zoom shit my vibe is best experienced in the flesh 2534
collin (enjoys sitting) @bussyrizzler.nyc · 07/05/2026just got back from the allergist and found out I’m allergic to exactly one thing… :/ 3600
collin (enjoys sitting) @bussyrizzler.nyc · 05/05/2026went to the ENT finally after being sick back and forth for all of 2026. I’m now on a slurry of antibiotics and I’m getting the pneumonia vaccine 1330
collin (enjoys sitting) @bussyrizzler.nyc · 05/05/2026I don’t care about the met gala but do u know what I do care about? $32,918 0232
collin (enjoys sitting) @bussyrizzler.nyc · 05/05/2026I’m not watching the met gala I’m watching the bobs burgers episode where a mechanical shark attacks the whole town 6721
collin (enjoys sitting) @bussyrizzler.nyc · 04/05/2026I’ve been on an elevator for like a minute or so and felt it move, going down, and then the door opened on the floor I just came up from 0150
collin (enjoys sitting) @bussyrizzler.nyc · 04/05/2026yayayay mentally ill cat woke me up again and will keep doing so the rest of the night so I guess 2 hours of sleep for tn is sooo fine 😍 0200
collin (enjoys sitting) @bussyrizzler.nyc · 03/05/2026for the past few months every single time I get my gym routine back on track (day 5 or something) I just get sick again. I’m sick again. I’m sick every month. I’m just always sick. 9410
collin (enjoys sitting) @bussyrizzler.nyc · 03/05/2026growing up in New Jersey was fully needing to get a drivers license and then literally never using it after turnung 18 2391
collin (enjoys sitting) @bussyrizzler.nyc · 03/05/2026*sigh* *exhale* enough time has passed: pokemon legends ZA was the worst pokemon game they’ve ever released 22683
collin (enjoys sitting) @bussyrizzler.nyc · 03/05/2026when my cat pukes on my shag rug it’s like great now I have homework 2290
collin (enjoys sitting) @bussyrizzler.nyc · 03/05/2026left a 1 star review for an ENT practice because after several attempts of calling and emailing for medical assistance they’ve just straight up ignored me and now I have very bad tonsillitis and possibly need oral surgery thank you Brooklyn ENT in williamsburg thank u Dr. Harry Pantelides 2250
collin (enjoys sitting) @bussyrizzler.nyc · 02/05/2026took a poo then took a shower I got out of the shower now I have to poo again 9500
collin (enjoys sitting) @bussyrizzler.nyc · 02/05/2026the little pepperoni that cups up and curls put them on my nipples I’ll be your little pizza delivery boy 2640
collin (enjoys sitting) @bussyrizzler.nyc · 01/05/2026so there’s a gay version of ozempic that gives you abs and a narcissist complex ? 5250
collin (enjoys sitting) @bussyrizzler.nyc · 01/05/2026been going to bed at 8pm lately, trying not to do that because the sun is now still out at this time 1210
collin (enjoys sitting) @bussyrizzler.nyc · 30/04/2026so I have jury duty selection today and im kinda sick and I sneeze really loudly and im predicting they’re gonna dismiss me bc of my sneeze 1410
collin (enjoys sitting) @bussyrizzler.nyc · 30/04/2026want another tattoo so bad but I always have this line of thinking pop up right around summer 😭 0220
collin (enjoys sitting) @bussyrizzler.nyc · 28/04/2026someone is catfishing as me on an urban planning forum in Montreal And we’re a pillar of the community 8961
collin (enjoys sitting) @bussyrizzler.nyc · 26/04/2026ppl in loving relationships who post online “if you’re almost 30 and still single then it’s your personality and something is wrong with you” like thanks I guess I’ll stop trying love that that is a commonplace take 5540
