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mystic boar expert

@fuckolockson.bsky.social
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aspiring writer, former forest hermit, current depressed service worker. "Like lovecraft but without the racism" - Dave. Any/All

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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This isn’t AI. My cousin Braycen was torn apart by Havana syndrome which is why he’s in his coffin in “chunks”. The ugly “boy” in the (real) photo isn’t his son; it’s a full grown small intruder man who ran off with the head & ate it behind the funeral home. RT to salute 🫡 🇺🇸
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i like being woke
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mystic boar expert @fuckolockson.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
nothing is ever going to get better. In fact this is the best its going to be for the rest of our lives. We should all kill ourselves so we dont have to witness the horrors of a true collapse. itd make all the death genocide and cruelty up until this point look like a childrens birthday party
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🦇🎃 Boo-ana 🎃🦇 @minillajovovich.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Lol this owns so much, grandma is of course 100% correct (and the little squeaky laugh the lady at the end gives lmaooo) Right wingers really need to be confronted with people who do not respect them more often instead of gullible libs who wanna engage them, just a good old "lmao you're worthless"
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〽️ax krieger wants to port YOUR indie game to switch! @maxkriegervg.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
i burned a capcut free trial to make this
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
If you don't want people to speak ill of you in death, don't do ill in life.
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
i hope he dies and i hope it hurts
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
if you can't sell the american public on the idea that federal troops in the streets is fundamentally unacceptable then you have no business being in politics. and if you do not forcibly believe this at your core such that you can't shut up about it, that goes double for you
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mystic boar expert @fuckolockson.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Scene from the Sopronos where a guy says "You know, in Metal Gear Solid 2 they predicted all this
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 01/07/2024
Frustrated? Intro to communism reading list with pdfs, online text, and audio books for each aliciastuff.notion.site/Communist-Be...
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Communist Information Videos @communistvids.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Kwame Ture on the lessons of the 60s mobilizations
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
this user supports crows, ravens, and their agenda
corvid haters unfollow immediately
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
the deportations are not final. the regime and security forces fuck up constantly. escape and survival are not just possible but probable. this nightmare engine can be fought and is being fought. don't forget.
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Street Sharks Explained 🇨🇺🇵🇸 @gaykwon.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
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LOT'S WIFE, THE CHAIR LEG OF TRUTH, PhD @yiff.com · 10/05/2025
elon, hitting his IBuyPower PC: why don't you uh, work! WORK! uh. work! trump: oh what the fuck now? elon: that uh. that big balls kid. uh. he was supposed to make grok uh. hate trannies but it. it won't! trump: elly elon: what?!! trump: please don't ever speak the words "big balls kid" again
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Nire Bryce @nirebryce.breadthcharge.net · 21/04/2025
THE WRONG AMAZON IS BURNING THE WRONG ICE IS MELTING
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Cap'n MacOrk @orkhugs.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Unmask the American Gestapo.
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Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Stop advertising to me. I don't want ads after an internet video. I don't want an ad when my smart tv is idle for two minutes. I don't want four ads between each Instagram story. I never want to buy anything ever again leave me alone
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Chris Mueller @chrispmueller.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
I for one am tired of being called radical because I want to stop All the genocide All wrongful imprisonment All worker exploitation All homelessness All preventable disease All pollution All starvation If you platform includes these, fuck off, fix your heart, come back later.
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mystic boar expert @fuckolockson.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Holy fuck woke up to Steel Ball Run being confirmed suicide FUCKING POSTPONED!!! 🥳🥳🥳
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Rob, The Protector @iwillrobyou.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
MR MARX, WE UGHHHH, GOTTA GET YOU TO GREEN BAY
Obama fulfilling the prophecy
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Sylessae @sylessae.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Keep making art. Keep making art. Keep making art. Keep making art. Keep making art. Keep making art. Keep making art. Keep making art. Keep making art. Keep making art. Keep making art. Keep making art.
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francis wolf @franciswolf.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
if Woke has a million fans, then i am one of them. if Woke has ten fans, then i am one of them. if Woke has only one fan then that is me. if Woke has no fans, then that means i am no longer on earth. if the world is against Woke, then i am against the world.
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mystic boar expert @fuckolockson.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Got new passport photos but they made me tuck my hair back so I ended up looking like Max Payne
Passport photos of me with a dumbass look on my faceSam Lake's Max Payne smiling to himself after throwing some shmuck off a building
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mystic boar expert @fuckolockson.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
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mystic boar expert @fuckolockson.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
high as balls, watching Lupin III, eating sour gummybears. Never Kill Yourself
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mystic boar expert @fuckolockson.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
I think food service workers who are unlucky enough to work on Christmas should get to kill one annoying customer if their choosing
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mystic boar expert @fuckolockson.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Maoist standard English will never not be funny to me, it's almost like Pig Latin but for calling someone Hitler
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francis wolf @franciswolf.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
welcome to bluesky @johnfetterman.com i’d like to be the first to say fuck you, nobody likes you, go fuck yourself
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mystic boar expert @fuckolockson.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Coworker told me I looked like Silent Bob's gay nephew I'm never recovering
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onion person @junlper.beer · 21/11/2024
despite the world becoming scary i still have a perhaps niave but unwaivering belief that a better world is possible
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mystic boar expert @fuckolockson.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Fuck that Coke Ai shit, this is what REAL advertising looks like
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mystic boar expert @fuckolockson.bsky.social · 03/03/2024
Plan for the Great Atlantic Land-Bridge
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franz @franzanth.bsky.social · 29/02/2024
Absolutely nobody asked for this but I reformatted my animal yeetability thread into printable poster & zine files. Introducing, the "Pocket Guide to Responsible & Sustainable Animal YEETING" featuring a revamped rating system. Download links below.
Poster showing various animals and their yeetability rating. For full rating, see the link in the reply. Intro text reads:

POCKET GUIDE TO RESPONSIBLE & SUSTAINABLE ANIMAL YEETING
by franzanth

In this context, YEETING is defined as the act of throwing a “projectile” at a slightly upward angle with low initial velocity. The goal here is relocation, not destruction. Therefore, YEETING is ideally performed toward soft surfaces like leaves to minimize downward acceleration that might result in said projectile's discomfort.
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mystic boar expert @fuckolockson.bsky.social · 23/02/2024
Can't believe we're almost halfway through the decade and only like 5 good things have happened total the 2020s are so cooked
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mystic boar expert @fuckolockson.bsky.social · 23/02/2024
Magical things are happening over on A03
Hot Rat Sex
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Andrea Grimes @andreagrimes.com · 19/02/2024
Telling people in oppressive geographies to "just move" is not organizing and it is not activism, but it *is* the political philosophy of people who misunderstand the value of community, and who devalue the incredible, decades-long work of American resistance movements.
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mystic boar expert @fuckolockson.bsky.social · 15/02/2024
Plagues of Egypt ass headline
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mystic boar expert @fuckolockson.bsky.social · 12/02/2024
Live action avatar if it was good:
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mystic boar expert @fuckolockson.bsky.social · 12/02/2024
If I was coach of the 49's I'd have simply told them to tackle the guy with the ball and to not get tackled when they had the ball
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mystic boar expert @fuckolockson.bsky.social · 12/02/2024
I haven't pretended to care about sports for a few years, but just seeing the blowback of this years Superbowl almost makes me wish I did for at least this year cause this shit's hilarious and it probably would've been even funnier if I actually knew what was going on.
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mystic boar expert @fuckolockson.bsky.social · 09/02/2024
Have yet to see any tf2 discussion on this site, so I figured I'd be the change I want to see and start off with something that'll get people talking, for better or for worse: The Scorch Shot isn't that op
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mystic boar expert @fuckolockson.bsky.social · 08/02/2024
Look ma it's my first obligatory "Read Golden Kamuy" post!
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🎃trash🎃 (haunted) @dollarpbr.gay · 07/02/2024
we should give guns to rats
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mystic boar expert @fuckolockson.bsky.social · 07/02/2024
Wonder how long it'll take before the crypto bros inevitably jump ship and try and hock their snake oil on this site instead.
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mystic boar expert @fuckolockson.bsky.social · 07/02/2024
Could he have stopped it?
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