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James everything is analog @analogist.net · 30/09/2026
I will pay money to see a golfer lug their bag across this trail, which is what you have to traverse to get from station to the golf course entrance
Extremely narrow bridge with such extensive fencing that looks like caging
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Bsky is for …. SKEEEEEEEEEEETING!
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Nathan Kalman-Lamb @nkalamb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Exceptional solidarity from ASU hockey players who have demanded their coach be placed on leave for essentially overseeing the murder of their teammate and have disputed the university’s findings. www.nytimes.com/athletic/764...
Seven Arizona State men’s hockey players asked the university’s president to place the Sun Devils’ coaching staff on administrative leave pending further investigation into the workout that left sophomore transfer Matthew Mayich on life support.

In a 26-page letter sent to ASU president Michael Crow on Monday and obtained by The Athletic, the players disputed numerous findings from the university’s initial review of the Aug. 20 workout, writing that Mayich did not receive water and was provided inadequate medical care after his collapse.
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Jessica Valenti @jessicavalenti.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
In 2014, I interviewed a Columbia University student who went from class to class carrying the mattress she was raped on—a protest performance piece to remind college administrators what they put on her shoulders. Twelve years later, we still expect women on college campuses to carry that weight.
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Carrying That Weight—Again
I can’t stop thinking about the Cornell rape case
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
TMZ reports that Diego Sarabia, one of the Cornell students accused of sexual assault, has been fired from his job at Wells Fargo as prosecutors reopen their investigation
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Cornell Student Diego Sarabia Loses Wells Fargo Job Amid Alleged Sexual Assault Case
Diego Sarabia, one of the Cornell students accused of sexual assault, is suddenly out of a job at Wells Fargo as prosecutors reopen their investigation of the alleged 2024 incident ... TMZ has learned...
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 28/09/2026
Trump's eyes are getting very heavy
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 29/09/2026
Today, we opened the Jobs NYC Center at 2 Lafayette Street — a walk-in hub where New Yorkers can find city job opportunities, get application support, and connect with hiring agencies.
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Calvinball Congress @emericanjezebel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
yall, ig is popping off. the girlies are doxxing every single admin they can find at cornell, plus the cornell 7 and their families. women are (correctly) going scorched earth.
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Olraca @olraca.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If only there was some undeveloped land in North Seattle located near mass transit that could support building affordable housing. Anyway vote for Nilu Jenks.
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Brett Hamil @bretthamil.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Today's DOOM LOOP for @soseaemerald.bsky.social: "Smart Growth Plan" ft. D5 candidate Julie Kang southseattleemerald.org/voices/2026/...
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 27/09/2026
Women trying to succeed in Silicon Valley AI and effective altruist spaces are reporting feeling serious social pressure to attend sex parties - where people have reported being sexually assaulted, like below. Events like Aella’s “Slutcon,” which is happening again this weekend.
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I am disheartened by this as well. I already lost a bunch of followers for agreeing with @tautologer, but it's saddening to see local nerdy women being caricatured as Karen-like outsiders and getting pushed out of the scene. This is exactly why you hear so few concrete, names-attached stories of sexual harrassment and assault. I'm told there is a history of discrediting these because the "slut normalization" thing is top priority and these stories get inconveniently in the way of spreading this ideology.
I got roped into attending last year's Saturday Slutcon party because so many local and out-of-town friends were there (to echo sentiments @tautologer expressed about "slut events becoming central to the larger scenes). Mostly I hung out with people I knew and that was great. But in the course of my 3-ish hours there, there were 2 times my "no" was not accepted by a man I didn't know, and I was physically pushing a huge guy off of me who was rubbing his penis on me, who continued to do it despite my physical force against him, and after I finally wriggled away from him, told him I wanted to dance alone etc., he came back and did it again.
This was scary and bad, but it didn't even cross my mind to report this because one of the other people who didn't accept my "no" earlier in the night was the bartender (an officially sanctioned authority at the event), and I knew the event was organized exclusively by women into CNC (who are vocal about how rapey behavior turns them on), so I figured this sort of thing would just get me laughed at. And anyway, I heard there were a lot of other incidents like it. Later though, someone encouraged me to report this story to the organizers, and despite my embarrassment I did, so *they know* that this and other incidents happened. This is why they cut the Saturday night party this year and created a larger training program for the flirt girls - *because* of things like this last year. Yet the narrative bein…People who haven't been to Slutcon are saying "it's just group therapy," "it's just innocent flirting." But the environment is much like a sex party in that many people are nude, there is making out and sex acts happening out in the open. I think it's pretty unreasonable to expect that every nerdy girl who likes rationalist bloggers or is into EA/AI safety should automatically be comfortable with this! That if she's not, there's something wrong with her, we don't want her in our scenes, etc.
Not to mention, it's explictly an event *for men*, where men are the clients and the "flirt girls" are the product. Last year I overheard an exchange where a man felt "led on" by a flirt girl and was trying to get her punished/kicked out. (A dynamic that seems inevitable in this context!)
Anyway- it does sound like they've upped their consent education a lot this year, are more organized, and that's good! As I've told my friends who are attending: I hope they have fun!
I heard several accounts last year of women who had no problems and really enjoyed the event. That's great!
Just... can we live in reality about this? There are real reasons why male-female sexual dynamics are tricky.
Encouraging autistic men who can't yet read body language to go around asking to see womens' boobs is maybe a bit ill-advised. Maybe not everyone should be/identify as a slut; maybe it's not for everyone.
And yeah, filtering the Bay Area Al safety scene down to only women who are super comfy with this eliminates *most* women - including many of the really smart, nerdy, weird women who've been in the larger scenes for years. What a loss for humanity.
I absolutely understand why people with a minority sexuality would want to create belonging, would want to create spaces for people like themselves. But why do it like this/at this cost?
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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I heard Converse posted a controversial ad and I wondered how bad it could be. Going in expecting something controversial I was still shocked by this…
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Zaki Hasan @zakiscorner.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Qagggy! @qagggy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Why did Seattle's former City Traffic Engineer sigh with exasperation in this tweet from 2019? 🧵
Dongho Chang: "Sometimes we agree to disagree, the best we could do here (sigh)"
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Ryan Packer @typewriteralley.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Earlier this year, SDOT scaled back a plan for intersection daylighting in Pioneer Square after hitting a roadblock with the Pioneer Square Preservation Board. This would put an end to stuff like that. www.theurbanist.org/sdot-retreat...
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SDOT Retreats on Pioneer Square Bike and Scooter Corral Plan
A plan to add 21 on-street bike and scooter corrals in a joint effort to keep sidewalks clear and maintain visibility at intersections has been reduced to just 3 corrals. Neighborhood business advocat...
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Ryan Packer @typewriteralley.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
NEW: Alexis Mercedes Rinck has proposed an amendment to Rob Saka's SAFER Streets Act that would give the City Traffic Engineer explicit authority to implement street changes in historic districts (Pioneer Square, Pike Place) without getting the approval of the local boards.
Effect: Currently, physical changes in designated historic, special review, and
landmark districts are reviewed by community volunteer boards facilitated through
the Department of Neighborhoods. The authority of the City Traffic Engineer to
construct traffic control devices, such as markers, signs and signal devices, used
to inform, guide and control traffic, including pedestrians, motor vehicle drivers,
and bicyclists, in these areas is unspecified. This amendment would clarify that
the City Traffic Engineer’s authority is over all City right-of-way, including
designated historic, special review, and landmark districts. It would also specify
that traffic control devices in such areas are not subject to landmark designation,
nor do construction of traffic control devices require a Certificate of Approval1. The
amendment allows the Traffic Engineer to coordinate with the Department of
Neighborhoods or the landmark preservation boards to minimize design conflicts
in alignment with the historic, cultural, architectural, or geographic significance of
the district.
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Erica C. Barnett @ericacbarnett.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
On May 2, 2024, I asked for a 911 recording and a single police report for an shooting in Seward Park that happened in 2023. (As I've mentioned before, SPD is fully finishing each one of my ~8 requests before moving on to the next one on the list, so that responding to all of them will take years.)
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Una Mullally @unamullally.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The Irish musicians, Beoga, who play alongside Ed Sheeran, have withdrawn from Sheeran’s tour. This is the statement they published on Instagram:
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Mayor Katie B. Wilson @mayor.seattle.gov · 15/09/2026
While adding beds is essential, the right level of support is even more important. Our action plan will make a major, meaningful difference.
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Mayor Katie B. Wilson @mayor.seattle.gov · 15/09/2026
My action plan increases capacity by nearly 1,000 beds by the end of 2027. That means roughly 1,750 more people each year will have a safe space, care, and a path to stability.
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Mayor Katie B. Wilson @mayor.seattle.gov · 15/09/2026
Everyone in Seattle deserves a safe place to call home. Today, I am announcing bold action to expand shelter and support for people experiencing homelessness.
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The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 15/09/2026
The 3-hour-and-45-minute “Musk” (plus a 10-minute intermission) hits theaters on Oct. 16, but it’s already causing a stir. The documentary paints Elon Musk as an emotionally unstable grifter with more power and influence than perhaps any other human. wapo.st/4ydlXzL
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‘Musk’ film is almost four hours long, engrossing and terrifying. What to know.
The documentary paints the tech trillionaire as a power-hungry megalomaniacal conman with a god complex. Musk accuses filmmaker Alex Gibney of compiling "hit list" against him.
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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 15/09/2026
This is a wild misapplication of the test for a stay, sure, but it’s also just disconnected from how the real world works. In Alito’s mind, the only factor for determining whether something is legal is “Does Mister Trump want it.” A little bobblehead for fascism. Vile, stupid, get out of my face.
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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 15/09/2026
Genuinely an insane paragraph from Sam Alito. “Voter fraud is real and scary and we have to stop it, so the fact that implementing Trump’s mail ballot rule will disenfranchise millions is legally irrelevant.” Brain melted. A right-wing podcaster in a robe. www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/25p...
___, (slip op., at 9) (internal quotation marks omitted).
As for the equities, the Government has a strong interest
in enforcing the rule, and implementing it will also “en-
hance the visibility of Federal Ballot Mail” in order to better
detect election fraud. 91 Fed. Reg. 54972. On the other side
of the balance, the plaintiff States invoke the practical ef-
fects of implementing the rule close to the midterm elec-
tions. I take that problem very seriously, but it is not
enough to convince me to deny the application.
First, as the District Court acknowledged, the States dis-
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It just shouldn’t be this hard to get by — let alone get ahead — in the richest, most powerful country in the history of the world.
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Olraca @olraca.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Props to this hero.
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Olraca @olraca.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Ummm... how did this car get onto the I90 multi use path? Video from a user in the Seattle Cyclist Discord.
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Faster Than Light @ftl.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Re-elect the witch!
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The Needling @theneedling.com · 11/09/2026
Mayor Wilson Accused of Being Witch After Making Both Route 8 Bus and Denny Car Traffic Faster: tinyurl.com/36wtxy7u
Seattle Mayor Katie Wilson dressed in a black witch hat and dress looking down at a spell book with her hand over a chalice holding red liquid as green smoke arises around it. Behind her is the Route 8 bus and its bus-only lane as well as urbanist supporters of the project.
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Elon Musk: Gutless Gibney’s fatal flaw of fabricating a false film
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Elon Musk offered his ex, Ashley St. Clair, $40,000,000 not to tell the truth about him in Alex Gibney’s new, scathing documentary. She told Musk to take a hike. Apparently, Elon is *furious* that the four-hour film is unflattering. But, in fairness, how could it not be—unless it were fiction?
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Elon Musk shows off bizarre dance moves at Tesla event in China
YouTube video by Global News
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Qagggy! @qagggy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The most amazing thing is happening behind the scenes at Pike Place Market. The Constituency—once an obstacle to progressive change—is now fighting to keep cars out of the market.
File photo by me of a meeting of the Constituency from last year.
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Erica C. Barnett @ericacbarnett.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The new Vision Zero bill from Rob Saka (basically nonsubstantive/duplicative) has not 10, not 20 recitals, but 29! (They aren't even really recitals because they would ALL go into city code and have the force of law!) They go THROUGH the alphabet and come all the way back around! I am DEAD.
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this.
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This passage is the most revealing about the current state of the under 35 GOP staff echelon. When you do your stock denial it's basically. "Hey that was satire. I'm no racist. I'm no Nazi. Obviously, I think the white race is superior. But I'm just not like that."
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Seattle Department of Transportation @transportation.seattle.gov · 25/08/2026
SDOT's 2026 Bike & Scooter Share Survey is NOW OPEN. Whether you ride every day, on occasion, or haven't tried yet, we want to hear from you! Complete the survey by September 27 for a chance to win one of five $100 gift cards. bit.ly/seattlescooter26-s
A person rides a Lime e-bike during the 2026 FIFA Men's World Cup in Pioneer Square. I am sure someone is going to comment that they are biking on the wrong side of the street, but the street was closed to vehicles and open for people biking and walking at the time.
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Qagggy! @qagggy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Holy shit we’re flying like a bat out of hell. #Acceler8
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Ryan Packer @typewriteralley.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
"Seattle is now completely unrecognizable" please be serious Mike!
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Ryan Packer @typewriteralley.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Bainbridge Island councilmember Mike Nelson has moved past the idea that the Bainbridge housing market is wholly unique to asserting that the law of supply and demand doesn't apply to housing even in Seattle.
Post by Nelson on Facebook: "Seattle followed the urbanist zealots playback. Taller, denser, faster. As much density as ppossibly. All in the name of affordable housing. But not grounded in sound economic theory.  'Trickle down housing', they call it.
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Maya Media @mayamedia.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Everything that happened as Spider-Man, mace and fury chase Jake Lang out of Minneapolis bringmethenews.com/minnesota-ne...
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Everything that happened as Spider-Man, mace and fury chase Jake Lang out of Minneapolis
Bring Me The News had a reporter on the ground to witness everything that happened as Jake Lang's "hate rally" turned chaotic outside Minneapolis City Hall.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 19/08/2026
For those of you following along in Bartz v. Anthropic, I gave some guidance as to when we might see money, and said in that guidance that it all depended on whether there was an appeal. Semi-bad news: there is an appeal. Want to know who is appealing? Do you, do you?
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
By the end of the interview Musk insists that more people like him than hate him. "They hate YOU," Musk tells the interviewer. "They hate YOU far more than they hate me."
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
At one point she notes that AfD, the German political party that Musk supports, has "real neo-Nazis." Musk literally just shrugs.
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Another odd moment occurred when Musk insisted that work in the future would be "optional" because robots would do everything. Musk said people might still work in the future but compared it to people who grow their own backyard tomatoes. He said they could just go to the store for better tomatoes.
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
My favorite part is when Musk says more Europeans die from heat than Americans die from guns. Musk asks why The Economist doesn't write about air conditioning. She explains they do. "Pro-air conditioning?” asks Musk. “Very pro-air conditioning,” she responds. “You should read us sometime.”
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
There's a reason Elon Musk rarely does interviews with real news outlets.
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Elon Musk Melts Down Over Perfectly Normal Questions in Wild New Interview
"Maybe some people do loathe me. And that's probably true. I don't care," said Musk.
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 18/08/2026
Bro the literal first word in my bio is lesbian
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Gordon Padelford @gordonofseattle.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Good news for the 14.5% of people who drive to Pike Place Market (and don’t want to walk, bike or bus there): There is a public parking garage with 800 spaces (including disabled parking spaces) literally attached to the Market. It takes 1:20 to get from the garage to the shops ⏱️
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Qagggy! @qagggy.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
And yet, AND YET, in a Friday evening news drop, @transportation.seattle.gov has released documents where they propose to go backwards this winter, following the UFL seasonal recommendation uncritically.
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